FIRST RESPONSE hall of fame

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In 1989, Broward County Sheriff Nick Navarro banned the sale of our album, As Nasty as They Wanna Be, and a federal judge backed him. We appealed. The next year, Kagan, who was working at a Washington, D.C. law firm, wrote a brief that argued the album "does not physically excite anyone who hears it, much less arouse a shameful and morbid sexual response." In other words, my homegirl Kagan was saying people could not be aroused by the lyrics "'cause my dick's on bone" or "me so horny, me fuck you long time."

obvious and old and bannable (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 8 July 2010 15:23 (thirteen years ago) link

second response hall of fame:

ppl who mispronounce random words that are common and easy to pronounce

is breads of india still tite (admrl), Thursday, 15 July 2010 22:23 (thirteen years ago) link

:D

RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Thursday, 15 July 2010 22:24 (thirteen years ago) link

THE SLOW REVOLT

不合作的方式 (r1o natsume), Tuesday, 27 July 2010 14:12 (thirteen years ago) link

loool

rip MAD MEN on AMC S4 26/07 never forget (history mayne), Tuesday, 27 July 2010 14:15 (thirteen years ago) link

:D

corn piece in mouffetard (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 27 July 2010 14:17 (thirteen years ago) link

lollin

uNi-tArDs (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 27 July 2010 14:19 (thirteen years ago) link

Eh, it would have been better if I was actually a mod and locking the thread. As it was, I have to give much credit to electricsound for swooping in and putting his stamp on things.

kkvgz, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 14:23 (thirteen years ago) link

nah that's even better tbh

"It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Tuesday, 27 July 2010 14:23 (thirteen years ago) link

natty threadlock

uNi-tArDs (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 27 July 2010 15:05 (thirteen years ago) link

Glitch leaves many without food stamps...

chuck entertainment cheese (crüt), Tuesday, 27 July 2010 21:33 (thirteen years ago) link

hahahahahahaha

measuring of the waist (HI DERE), Tuesday, 27 July 2010 21:33 (thirteen years ago) link

ok

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 27 July 2010 21:55 (thirteen years ago) link

that's an amazing post. if i ever write a novel that's getting so stolen.

Efraqueen Juárez (jim in glasgow), Tuesday, 27 July 2010 21:57 (thirteen years ago) link

in awe

corn piece in mouffetard (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 27 July 2010 22:17 (thirteen years ago) link

fantastic

"It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Tuesday, 27 July 2010 22:21 (thirteen years ago) link

and so adaptable to everyday conversation

"It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Tuesday, 27 July 2010 22:21 (thirteen years ago) link

really wonder what j-willz' gif was now

goole, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 22:24 (thirteen years ago) link

wow that's incredible

terry squad (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 27 July 2010 22:27 (thirteen years ago) link

what a post

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 27 July 2010 22:30 (thirteen years ago) link

really slept on in its time imo. been looking for that post forever

chuck entertainment cheese (crüt), Wednesday, 28 July 2010 00:04 (thirteen years ago) link

ilm loves panda bear topic

cant believe no one posted this yet

blap...tremendo (deej), Wednesday, 28 July 2010 06:16 (thirteen years ago) link

kind of just pointing out the joke...?

kim cardassian (s1ocki), Wednesday, 28 July 2010 13:11 (thirteen years ago) link

it was from 'mittens' i assumed it was serious

blap...tremendo (deej), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 00:34 (thirteen years ago) link

How was Here Come The Warm Jets received upon it's release?

plax (ico), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 00:49 (thirteen years ago) link

whale wars

My totem animal is a hamburger. (WmC), Friday, 6 August 2010 23:08 (thirteen years ago) link

:D

ballerrr (The Reverend), Saturday, 7 August 2010 14:09 (thirteen years ago) link

big news !

acoleuthic, Saturday, 21 August 2010 11:30 (thirteen years ago) link

looooool

a hoy hoy, Saturday, 21 August 2010 13:54 (thirteen years ago) link

see, you had the zing, LJ, but then you had to go and apologize. rookie mistake.

Sufjan Stevens - All Delighted People EP - Opinions!

scott seward, Saturday, 21 August 2010 16:28 (thirteen years ago) link

nah it's chill, I can't inflict what was once inflicted on me without showing respite, first-response righteousness ain't much to sacrifice

acoleuthic, Saturday, 21 August 2010 17:28 (thirteen years ago) link

loooooooooooool

Anyone fancy a bit of "Musical Postcards"?

porn_wand.xxx (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 31 August 2010 22:16 (thirteen years ago) link

your LEAST favourite sound in music

Ground Zero Mostel (Hurting 2), Thursday, 2 September 2010 12:54 (thirteen years ago) link

the fucher of white ppl!!!!

sleeve, Thursday, 16 September 2010 04:55 (thirteen years ago) link

Forgetting your own mother's birthday

tickle me lmao (unregistered), Friday, 17 September 2010 21:04 (thirteen years ago) link

Read/unread dot gone all funny

Mo Tucker Mo Problems (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 08:30 (thirteen years ago) link

Uncannily anticipated my response to the thread title.

Mo Tucker Mo Problems (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 08:31 (thirteen years ago) link

Reverse Cowgirl: Classic or Dud?

am0n, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 13:38 (thirteen years ago) link

ilm loves panda bear topic

^^^ A++++++++++++

moonship journey to baja, Thursday, 23 September 2010 17:12 (thirteen years ago) link

Pitchfork Reviews Reviews

atlas ¯\(°_o)/¯ed (am0n), Thursday, 23 September 2010 17:39 (thirteen years ago) link

youthful prog loving

buzza, Monday, 27 September 2010 18:02 (thirteen years ago) link

On Sockpuppets

sofatruck, Friday, 1 October 2010 11:59 (thirteen years ago) link

Ear Forcefield Fart Attackers _ Nomenclat? Emolian Vuvu Slinkers

acoleuthic, Monday, 4 October 2010 11:12 (thirteen years ago) link

Recommend something complex and profound

markers you think (acoleuthic), Monday, 11 October 2010 23:34 (thirteen years ago) link

extra funny if you imagine it being pronounced "zeh-bra"

flockapella (crüt), Monday, 11 October 2010 23:35 (thirteen years ago) link


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