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― King-a-Ling (King-a-Ling), Sunday, 8 October 2006 23:53 (seventeen years ago) link

I like how the shirt of the guy being micturated on reads "EW YCK"

― chap who would dare to contain two ingredients. Tea and bags. (chap), Monday, 9 October 2006 01:59 (seventeen years ago) link

YES BEST THREAD EVAH

― trees (treesessplode), Monday, 9 October 2006 03:03 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.time-is-fun.com/-36.jpg

― trees (treesessplode), Monday, 9 October 2006 03:21 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.mysanantonio.com/multimedia/slideshows/show_620/SPURS-PISTONS-G7-1.jpg

― Dionne Warrick Dunn football psychic hotline (Matt Chesnut), Monday, 9 October 2006 03:22 (seventeen years ago) link

UM NSFW WARNING MAYBE OMG??? (multiple xpost)

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 9 October 2006 03:33 (seventeen years ago) link

chill out

― gbx (skowly), Monday, 9 October 2006 03:52 (seventeen years ago) link

i'd pretty much assume any picture thread with "homoerotic" in the title is NSFW, you know?

― GOD PUNCH TO HAWKWIND (yournullfame), Monday, 9 October 2006 07:41 (seventeen years ago) link

A little cropping needed.

http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/resources/2006/10/pujolsbukkake.jpg

― milo z (mlp), Monday, 9 October 2006 18:56 (seventeen years ago) link

http://i11.tinypic.com/486d6bo.jpg

― jaxon (jaxon), Sunday, 22 October 2006 18:51 (seventeen years ago) link

I love this thread.

― Cracks (Crackity), Sunday, 22 October 2006 21:50 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.thecarolinacajun.com/images/MilkAd/images/MilkAd-13_jpg.jpg

tho in honesty I think I'm kind of ignoring the "unintentional" part of the title with this one.

― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Monday, 23 October 2006 13:44 (seventeen years ago) link

http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/sp/getty/c8/full.getty-72218937cp016_world_series__11_42_57_pm.jpg

― gear (gear), Monday, 30 October 2006 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link

two months pass...

A new year must surely have provided new choices.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 5 January 2007 18:24 (seventeen years ago) link

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070105/capt.njff10501051714.giants_eagles_football_njff105.jpg

― ‘•’u (gear), Friday, 5 January 2007 18:43 (seventeen years ago) link

that's one of the 5 best so far posted on this thread :-D

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Friday, 5 January 2007 18:44 (seventeen years ago) link

it might even be the second-best after Ned's original stunner

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Friday, 5 January 2007 18:45 (seventeen years ago) link

YAY! Thanks to this thread, I have a new wallpaper.

http://i12.tinypic.com/4cccfsx.jpg

― StanM (StanM), Friday, 5 January 2007 18:54 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.cricinfo.com/db/PICTURES/CMS/70200/70201.jpg

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Friday, 5 January 2007 19:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Louis what the hell.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

It's just a dude standing there, staring. I mean, unless you're losing it over the pic cos you think Eli Manning is totally hot in which case you are OTM. Otherwise this is madness.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

it's got that whole Brokeback vibe, and the hand on the shoulder just makes it for me...

sorry, ilx :-(

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

hopefully, this will atone:

http://www.cricinfo.com/db/PICTURES/CMS/70100/70170.jpg

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost!!!

Ha, that's the beauty of context, I guess! You put any ordinary picture in this thread and suddenly we all get to imagine it as a scene of infinitely subtle sexual tension. (The most I can do with that one, though, is imagining it as some kind of still from Brokeback Arena.)

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

No, Louis, I'm talking about gear's picture that you claimed was the greatest photo ever taken of any man, woman or child.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link

what on earth is homoerotic about those cricketers?

― VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Does that xpost mean that America will now forever associate any scene of two men gazing seriously and silently off into the distance with Brokeback Mountain? Twenty years from now: "He's kind of a strong, silent type -- it's so totally gay."

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:20 (seventeen years ago) link

no, people celebrating isn't inherently gay, even when they are the same sex. THIRD TIME'S THE CHARM.xxxpost

To be fair, Ally, the two guys picture wasn't gay either.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:20 (seventeen years ago) link

No, only you and Louis, nabisco.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Just look at Ricky Ponting (the one on the left). There is genuine love in his eyes! Can't you see?

And as for Gear's one, HE IS STARING AT THE GUY'S BUTT

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:22 (seventeen years ago) link

why are you people ruining such a funny thread?

― VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh, confusion, you meant the Gear one! Yeah, in any other context that'd be totally normal, but for the purposes of this thread it's fun and easy to pretend he's doing a quick, loving gaze at the butt in the foreground. It's a field-of-focus thing, I think.

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:24 (seventeen years ago) link

The cricketers one looks more like the moment right before someone gets severely beaten -- look at the guy on the right!

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:26 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah someone's gonna get beaten alright

― VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:28 (seventeen years ago) link

LOL DUDE GUYS HERE IS SOME MORE GAY LINES OF SCRIMMAGES
http://www.spiritv.de/05sport/NFL_05/35_30May04_LineOfScrimmage_3.jpg
http://www.asuwebdevil.com/images/issues/psports-fball-action-web.jpg
http://www.newsday.com/media/photo/2006-08/24841411.jpg
^^^^^^^ he's totally grabbin his ass amirite??? brokeback mountain? more like BAREback mountain* LOL!

* i admit to stealing this from mr. que's lovely wife

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:28 (seventeen years ago) link

That cricketers one derives its homoeroticism purely from the guy second from right, and his somewhat mid-orgasm facials.

Look, on this thread it's all down to personal interpretation. There's a few upthread that I didn't find so hot, and the issue here is to what extent one's mind can attach sexual meaning to a given scene. As Nabisco said, the Manning one wouldn't be sexual without the thread's premise, but if taken thusly it can become hilariously so (well, I lolled).

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:30 (seventeen years ago) link

There's a few upthread that I didn't find so hot

what have i said ;_;

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Haha I love how the "Bareback Mountain" joke was the one thing so obvious that even the middle-aged uncle types you'd think would make it seriously did it the ironic way. If only the same had happened to Borat.

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:32 (seventeen years ago) link

dude, you're the one making doo doo jokes on the nonplussed thread

― VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:33 (seventeen years ago) link

gay football photo:
http://www.rockmount.com/images/GQ%209-05%20Tom%20Brady%20in%20Rockmount%20693-Brown.JPG

ungay, totally normal happens-every-time football photos:
all of the ones posted today!

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:33 (seventeen years ago) link

this isn't homoerotic:

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_jul2004/FatFootball.jpg

― ‘•’u (gear), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:35 (seventeen years ago) link

wow

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:36 (seventeen years ago) link

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40801000/jpg/_40801139_bradygivens270.jpg
I LOVE U NEVER LEAVE ME

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:38 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost

Homoerotic only to the little-known "orc-walrus" community.

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:38 (seventeen years ago) link

GAYLORDS ALLA THEM AMIRITE

http://www.house.gov/hastert/gallery/large/joint-session-bush-cheney.jpg

― VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:38 (seventeen years ago) link

somewhat mid-orgasm facials.

First of all, facials only happen post-orgasm.

Second of all, virgins are not allowed to judge what is and is not an orgasm face.

guts are AWESOME xpost

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:39 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.mikeschuster.com/Patriots/SuperBowlXXXVI/TomBrady.jpg

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:39 (seventeen years ago) link

that's the clown's "O" face btw, for why that is homoerotic.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Jessie, I'VE SEEN ENOUGH PR0N FFS

;-)

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:40 (seventeen years ago) link

dude never make a winky face at me again.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:41 (seventeen years ago) link

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