Bearsharktopus v. Bearotaur

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bearotaur so lame the durans don't even notice him, except for nick rhodes who's all 'whateverrrrrrr'

postcards from the (ledge), Thursday, 8 July 2010 12:51 (thirteen years ago) link

They laugh at his cheaply pierced ear.

peacocks, Thursday, 8 July 2010 12:57 (thirteen years ago) link

man, was SO drunk

good news if you wear cargo shorts (contenderizer), Thursday, 8 July 2010 16:14 (thirteen years ago) link

is hard to "draw" undr normal circumstances with little touch pad guy, but...

good news if you wear cargo shorts (contenderizer), Thursday, 8 July 2010 16:15 (thirteen years ago) link

I assume being incredibly drunk and hairsharts always go together

emo WINNER! (HI DERE), Thursday, 8 July 2010 16:15 (thirteen years ago) link

lolololol

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 8 July 2010 16:25 (thirteen years ago) link

i am seeing a trend on this thread.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 8 July 2010 16:32 (thirteen years ago) link

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/818963/jeopardy.bmp

,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Thursday, 8 July 2010 16:36 (thirteen years ago) link

who would win in jeopardy?

peacocks, Thursday, 8 July 2010 16:37 (thirteen years ago) link

as above imo

,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Thursday, 8 July 2010 16:40 (thirteen years ago) link

depends on if you define winner as "the one who answers the most questions" or as "the one who eats everyone on stage and runs off with the money"

emo WINNER! (HI DERE), Thursday, 8 July 2010 16:43 (thirteen years ago) link

if we're talking running then it's def not the hiarsharktopus!

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 8 July 2010 16:45 (thirteen years ago) link

need a (drawing) tablet bad

good news if you wear cargo shorts (contenderizer), Thursday, 8 July 2010 16:46 (thirteen years ago) link

but darragh u just made my day :D

good news if you wear cargo shorts (contenderizer), Thursday, 8 July 2010 16:48 (thirteen years ago) link

i love this thread ... and i'm sober now.

sarahel, Thursday, 8 July 2010 20:27 (thirteen years ago) link

its easy to fix that problem u know

NO NO NO NO NO ok (jjjusten), Thursday, 8 July 2010 20:51 (thirteen years ago) link

the fact i'm sober or the earlier problem of bearotaur being bearotaurdo montalban?

sarahel, Thursday, 8 July 2010 20:57 (thirteen years ago) link

sobriety is a totally curable diease thanks to medical and retail science

NO NO NO NO NO ok (jjjusten), Thursday, 8 July 2010 21:00 (thirteen years ago) link

bearotaur's retardedness is incurable tho

sarahel, Thursday, 8 July 2010 21:16 (thirteen years ago) link

need to photoshop andrei arshavin into a pic with both, and whichever eats the most of him by weight wins imo.

Everytime I hit 'submit post' the internet gets dumber (darraghmac), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 12:15 (thirteen years ago) link

man another reason to distrust kanye

bearotaur say "I am so sorry" to me! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 18:36 (thirteen years ago) link

which is more retarded: kanye west or bearotaur

sarahel, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 18:38 (thirteen years ago) link

oh thats easy that would be bearotaur

bearotaur say "I am so sorry" to me! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 18:39 (thirteen years ago) link

i have reached that point where bearotaur however fills me with sadness and pity, whereas kanye is like a buzzing fly. poor poor shameful bearotaur

bearotaur say "I am so sorry" to me! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 18:40 (thirteen years ago) link

i dunno john, i think kanye west might just be stupider than bearotaur

sarahel, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 18:42 (thirteen years ago) link

waiting for Kanye to tweet WEL AT LEAST I'M NOT AS RETATRDED AS BEAROTAUR LOL

Fee Fie Fo, FUNFNFUINFLFF! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 18:42 (thirteen years ago) link

Kanyetaur.

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 18:51 (thirteen years ago) link

for reference:
http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/9860/centaur.gif

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 19:03 (thirteen years ago) link

Nothing's as retarded as whatever bearotaur kicks in the head.

Madchen, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 19:14 (thirteen years ago) link

if you want a vision of the future, imagine bearotaur kicking himself in the head...FOREVER

bearotaur say "I am so sorry" to me! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 19:17 (thirteen years ago) link

bearotaur and kanye kicking each other in the head forever would be a funny vision of the future

sarahel, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 19:18 (thirteen years ago) link

if you want a vision of the future, imagine bearotaur kicking himself in the head...FOREVER

pretty sure bearotaur would need completely different legs to achieve that

maybe when they unvelcro the mace they can slap a couple on his paws

Hot Tub Fellatio Machine (HI DERE), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 19:18 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i29.tinypic.com/307n8ef.jpg

Bondage Goat Zombie vs. Bearotaur

sarahel, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 21:52 (thirteen years ago) link

the picture is kinda blurry - what Bondage Goat Zombie holds in its hoof is Bearotaur's Little Brain

sarahel, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 21:55 (thirteen years ago) link

did a goat zombie take that picture?

my cock is a spiral ham (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 22:25 (thirteen years ago) link

while drunk?!

my cock is a spiral ham (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 22:25 (thirteen years ago) link

and with auto focus off?

not_goodwin, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 22:27 (thirteen years ago) link

you saw the picture before you uploaded it and you thought it'd be fine, i'm happy with this out of focus picture to go up on the net for many people to see and went ahead and posted it?

not_goodwin, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 22:29 (thirteen years ago) link

lol that image is to the Bearotaur detractors what the Hitler billboard is to the tea partiers!

my cock is a spiral ham (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 22:39 (thirteen years ago) link

two years pass...

bearsharktopus sux

Randy Carol (darraghmac), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 15:08 (eleven years ago) link

Clearly bearsharktopus is the ultimate winner here, since bearotaur has run away.

Tuomas, Thursday, 20 September 2012 06:46 (eleven years ago) link

fair point, but our cavedrawing tributes remain in tribute as secondary evidence

Randy Carol (darraghmac), Thursday, 20 September 2012 08:49 (eleven years ago) link

two years pass...

It's a movie now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGTJ4Cv5ktE

Tuomas, Thursday, 16 July 2015 18:09 (eight years ago) link

five years pass...

Bump for contritionbearotaur sketchings, go

Ole Blueyes Solskjaer (darraghmac), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 23:21 (three years ago) link

bearotaur and kanye kicking each other in the head forever would be a funny vision of the future

― sarahel, Wednesday, July 14, 2010 12:18 PM (ten years ago)

i kinda feel like we are living in that future rn

sarahell, Wednesday, 13 January 2021 00:28 (three years ago) link

BEARSHARK

A cursory web search finds no bands named something identical or similar to Bearotaur. Advantage: Bearsharktopus.

Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Wednesday, 13 January 2021 17:07 (three years ago) link


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