zooey deschanel - damn, damn, damn does this woman look good

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the true doppelganger:

http://thepittfamily.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/alexis-bledel-gg02.jpg

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Monday, 5 July 2010 18:19 (eight years ago) Permalink

four months pass...

how had I not noticed that our Zooey looks scarily similar to Sean Young in Blade Runner, when Sean Young in Blade Runner was my #1 girl when I was about 15 and Zooey is there or thereabouts now?

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1982_Blade_Runner/982BLR_Sean_Young_013.jpg

Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Sunday, 7 November 2010 00:54 (eight years ago) Permalink

I prefer Selma Blair's face over Zooey's
http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/6703/selmablairselmablair201.jpg
I think it comes down to fox eyes vs. doe eyes

Life! The Story of Life (CaptainLorax), Sunday, 7 November 2010 01:20 (eight years ago) Permalink

Selma Blair is incredible looking. Zooey is alright.

nate woolls, Sunday, 7 November 2010 01:26 (eight years ago) Permalink

i watched tinman this week and zooey look like a muppet the whole time

sleepingbag, Sunday, 7 November 2010 01:27 (eight years ago) Permalink

Selma Blair looks like a young Kris Kardashian in that pic, ha.

i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 7 November 2010 02:12 (eight years ago) Permalink

she looks like an old selma blair in most everything else tbh

cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Sunday, 7 November 2010 02:13 (eight years ago) Permalink

ey take it to the Selma Blair thread you lot. Oh that's right, there isn't one becuz she's no Zooey.

Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Sunday, 7 November 2010 02:17 (eight years ago) Permalink

That's the worst photo of her I've ever seen.
― milo z (mlp), Friday, September 15, 2006 12:03 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

SRSLY, she looks like Margot Kidder or something there.
― Marmot (marmotwolof), Friday, September 15, 2006 12:04 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark


craziness! I will agree that the pic at the top of the thread is somewhat unrepresentative, but still totes flattering. plus I kind of like that it looks different from normal zooey; every time this thread gets bumped, I come in here all fired up to talk shit abt her quirkycutes, and instead I'm just like WOAH

quique da snique (bernard snowy), Sunday, 7 November 2010 02:23 (eight years ago) Permalink

I must admit, the crush was so on after first seeing her as the counter girl in the Good Girl. Great role.

the bhagavad geeta (rip van wanko), Sunday, 7 November 2010 03:12 (eight years ago) Permalink

selma ftw

HOOS tremendo...steen ridically (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 7 November 2010 06:06 (eight years ago) Permalink

wkiw

I wouldn't drop acid w/ her tho b/c her eyes would probably go all 'Precious Moments' & that would be hard to deal with.

so imagen what we can do with the rest of our brain...right buddy's?? (Pillbox), Sunday, 7 November 2010 06:24 (eight years ago) Permalink

selma ftw

OTMFM

Stockhausen's Helicopter Quartet (Elvis Telecom), Sunday, 7 November 2010 08:12 (eight years ago) Permalink

three months pass...

Had forgotten about this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kenF3_77774

Your cousin, Marvin Cobain (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 21 February 2011 18:52 (seven years ago) Permalink

Every time I see a picture of Ben Gibbard I am like, "how how how why why why" all over again.

rendezvous then i'm through with HOOS (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 21 February 2011 19:16 (seven years ago) Permalink

Ben Gabbneb

buzza, Monday, 21 February 2011 19:23 (seven years ago) Permalink

never saw that video. so young!

Nhex, Monday, 21 February 2011 21:14 (seven years ago) Permalink

Forgot how gross the Offpsring got after a while.

boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Monday, 21 February 2011 21:52 (seven years ago) Permalink

two months pass...

Sitcom in the fall on FOX:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMULuNE8Kyw

jaymc, Thursday, 19 May 2011 14:17 (seven years ago) Permalink

(Looks terrible, but whatever.)

jaymc, Thursday, 19 May 2011 14:17 (seven years ago) Permalink

Zooey, Get: One New Agent.

Handjobs for a sport (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 19 May 2011 16:23 (seven years ago) Permalink

It took me so far into that promo to realize that they're really selling a sitcom about a girl who is so awkward and ridiculous that she repulses men and is coached by a group of male friends. It's worked with the gender roles the other way around for years, but I have no idea why they think this is a good idea.

mh, Thursday, 19 May 2011 16:44 (seven years ago) Permalink

a premise too terrible for a horrible romantic comedy flick, so they made a whole show out of it?

tylerw, Thursday, 19 May 2011 16:45 (seven years ago) Permalink

Zooey, Get: One New Agent.

Dunno what you expect really. As cute as she is, she's a terrible actress

Number None, Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:01 (seven years ago) Permalink

FWIW, I just saw that the creative folks behind the Zooey show are also responsible for the film No Strings Attached. So, uh, yeah...

Handjobs for a sport (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:20 (seven years ago) Permalink

Squirrel Police is such a choad.

I am just a hardcore free speech guy (lpz), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:37 (seven years ago) Permalink

This looks dire.

righteousmaelstrom, Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:44 (seven years ago) Permalink

damn, damn, damn!!!!!!!!

anime hitler, the futanari führer (Princess TamTam), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:48 (seven years ago) Permalink

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Number None, Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:52 (seven years ago) Permalink

she needs a hard penis, not that death cab for cutie mother fucker either.

Crooked Lust (thebingo), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:53 (seven years ago) Permalink

This show looks awful, but 22 minutes of Zooey on TV for free each week might be worth it.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:53 (seven years ago) Permalink

i wonder if she's shaved.

Crooked Lust (thebingo), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:54 (seven years ago) Permalink

x-post

:I

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:54 (seven years ago) Permalink

im awful today.

Crooked Lust (thebingo), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:55 (seven years ago) Permalink

omg AWFUL

but not as awful as this show

2010 = the year of (exactly) 500 Rogers! (La Lechera), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:56 (seven years ago) Permalink

i need some ass.

Crooked Lust (thebingo), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:56 (seven years ago) Permalink

^^^

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:56 (seven years ago) Permalink

omg

my x-posts keep getting messed up!

i give up

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:57 (seven years ago) Permalink

La Lech otm

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:57 (seven years ago) Permalink

this will be on the best tv shows that got canceled 2011/2012 thread in no time

Crooked Lust (thebingo), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:59 (seven years ago) Permalink

Reminds me of how I wanted to watch the stunning Selma Blair in this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DE-FepzzYQA
but never got around to it

house is house is house (CaptainLorax), Thursday, 19 May 2011 20:05 (seven years ago) Permalink

I give this show three weeks

da croupier, Thursday, 19 May 2011 20:06 (seven years ago) Permalink

Kath and Kim sucked.
Selma soo hot, tho

Trip Maker, Thursday, 19 May 2011 20:13 (seven years ago) Permalink

apparently the three single guys living with Zooey's character on this show are named Nick, Schmidt and Coach

da croupier, Thursday, 19 May 2011 20:14 (seven years ago) Permalink

Selma Blair is awesome looking.

Trip Maker otm re K&K but the original was pretty awful too imo.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 19 May 2011 20:15 (seven years ago) Permalink

Never saw it, I believe it.

Trip Maker, Thursday, 19 May 2011 20:30 (seven years ago) Permalink

Zooey show might not be awful, if she did less over-acting.

boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Thursday, 19 May 2011 20:59 (seven years ago) Permalink

I can't hear the Dirty Dancing song without hearing it scratched and then a computer say "Dirty Bitch." This might be an improvement over the song itself, tbh.

boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Thursday, 19 May 2011 21:00 (seven years ago) Permalink

Selma Blair went to my college.

(I hardly ever get to say that. About anyone, really.)

jaymc, Thursday, 19 May 2011 21:29 (seven years ago) Permalink

Martin Sheen went to my college (after me though)

Number None, Thursday, 19 May 2011 21:47 (seven years ago) Permalink


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