also, she has a doppleganger who once kissed a girl + liked it.
― Mordy, Monday, 5 July 2010 15:24 (thirteen years ago) link
i think there's something inherently annoying about her beauty, but she is undoubtedly beautiful.
― janice (surm), Monday, 5 July 2010 15:27 (thirteen years ago) link
… haven't heard her sing.
Oh, except in Elf, I guess. That film was really a gamechanger for me
― lil' (Z S), Monday, 5 July 2010 15:35 (thirteen years ago) link
I decided to be more pragmatic and have an interest in her sister, instead. I mean, she's no pixie but she has some acting chops, a major network tv series, and can sing.
― mh, Monday, 5 July 2010 15:47 (thirteen years ago) link
Love her sister!
― Mordy, Monday, 5 July 2010 15:55 (thirteen years ago) link
her best role to date was in The Good Girl. I forgot she was even in Almost Famous. She needs to make a horror film or something.
― akm, Monday, 5 July 2010 16:19 (thirteen years ago) link
Wouldn't Hot Tub Time Machine qualify as a horror show?
― Aimless, Monday, 5 July 2010 17:42 (thirteen years ago) link
^That's Lizzy Caplan
― sofatruck, Monday, 5 July 2010 17:43 (thirteen years ago) link
Thank god!
― Aimless, Monday, 5 July 2010 17:45 (thirteen years ago) link
― Mordy, Monday, July 5, 2010 4:24 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark
ugh so not the same
― janice (surm), Monday, 5 July 2010 17:48 (thirteen years ago) link
Slideshow: Katy Perry & Zooey Deschanel - Twins?
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Monday, 5 July 2010 17:51 (thirteen years ago) link
ugh
― the food has a top snake of 1 (ulillillia), Monday, 5 July 2010 17:55 (thirteen years ago) link
I kno, it's a heartbreaker to find out teh indie chick u love looks exactly like the popular girl u hate
― Mordy, Monday, 5 July 2010 17:57 (thirteen years ago) link
actually, she doesn't, even tho there is a strong resemblance. perry's face is all sorts of fucked with regard to proportion, it's like her eyes are 2 close together or her features are scrunched or something. not cute, and her style is even stupider
― janice (surm), Monday, 5 July 2010 18:01 (thirteen years ago) link
i dunno if zooey gets to be indie in a meaningful way after starring in 'the happening'
she is prettier than katy perry tho
― j/k lol simmons (history mayne), Monday, 5 July 2010 18:03 (thirteen years ago) link
some serious narcissism of small differences to say that Perry is substantively different in either looks or style from zooey
― Mordy, Monday, 5 July 2010 18:03 (thirteen years ago) link
bigger boobs
― a cross between lily allen and fetal alcohol syndrome (milo z), Monday, 5 July 2010 18:04 (thirteen years ago) link
Russell Brand v. the guy from that indie band
― Mordy, Monday, July 5, 2010 7:03 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark
not really. zooey's fey and trendy shtick strikes me as quite different from perry's over-effort in the vein of bold fashion, and the proportion of perry's features is much more out of whack than zooey's.
― janice (surm), Monday, 5 July 2010 18:08 (thirteen years ago) link
and i don't even like zooey deschanel, just sayin!
― janice (surm), Monday, 5 July 2010 18:11 (thirteen years ago) link
the true doppelganger:
http://thepittfamily.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/alexis-bledel-gg02.jpg
― karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Monday, 5 July 2010 18:19 (thirteen years ago) link
how had I not noticed that our Zooey looks scarily similar to Sean Young in Blade Runner, when Sean Young in Blade Runner was my #1 girl when I was about 15 and Zooey is there or thereabouts now?
http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1982_Blade_Runner/982BLR_Sean_Young_013.jpg
― Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Sunday, 7 November 2010 00:54 (thirteen years ago) link
I prefer Selma Blair's face over Zooey'shttp://img219.imageshack.us/img219/6703/selmablairselmablair201.jpgI think it comes down to fox eyes vs. doe eyes
― Life! The Story of Life (CaptainLorax), Sunday, 7 November 2010 01:20 (thirteen years ago) link
Selma Blair is incredible looking. Zooey is alright.
― nate woolls, Sunday, 7 November 2010 01:26 (thirteen years ago) link
i watched tinman this week and zooey look like a muppet the whole time
― sleepingbag, Sunday, 7 November 2010 01:27 (thirteen years ago) link
Selma Blair looks like a young Kris Kardashian in that pic, ha.
― i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 7 November 2010 02:12 (thirteen years ago) link
she looks like an old selma blair in most everything else tbh
― cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Sunday, 7 November 2010 02:13 (thirteen years ago) link
ey take it to the Selma Blair thread you lot. Oh that's right, there isn't one becuz she's no Zooey.
― Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Sunday, 7 November 2010 02:17 (thirteen years ago) link
That's the worst photo of her I've ever seen.― milo z (mlp), Friday, September 15, 2006 12:03 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban PermalinkSRSLY, she looks like Margot Kidder or something there.― Marmot (marmotwolof), Friday, September 15, 2006 12:04 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark
SRSLY, she looks like Margot Kidder or something there.― Marmot (marmotwolof), Friday, September 15, 2006 12:04 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark
― quique da snique (bernard snowy), Sunday, 7 November 2010 02:23 (thirteen years ago) link
I must admit, the crush was so on after first seeing her as the counter girl in the Good Girl. Great role.
― the bhagavad geeta (rip van wanko), Sunday, 7 November 2010 03:12 (thirteen years ago) link
selma ftw
― HOOS tremendo...steen ridically (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 7 November 2010 06:06 (thirteen years ago) link
wkiw
I wouldn't drop acid w/ her tho b/c her eyes would probably go all 'Precious Moments' & that would be hard to deal with.
― so imagen what we can do with the rest of our brain...right buddy's?? (Pillbox), Sunday, 7 November 2010 06:24 (thirteen years ago) link
OTMFM
― Stockhausen's Helicopter Quartet (Elvis Telecom), Sunday, 7 November 2010 08:12 (thirteen years ago) link
Had forgotten about this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kenF3_77774
― Your cousin, Marvin Cobain (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 21 February 2011 18:52 (thirteen years ago) link
Every time I see a picture of Ben Gibbard I am like, "how how how why why why" all over again.
― rendezvous then i'm through with HOOS (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 21 February 2011 19:16 (thirteen years ago) link
Ben Gabbneb
― buzza, Monday, 21 February 2011 19:23 (thirteen years ago) link
never saw that video. so young!
― Nhex, Monday, 21 February 2011 21:14 (thirteen years ago) link
Forgot how gross the Offpsring got after a while.
― boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Monday, 21 February 2011 21:52 (thirteen years ago) link
Sitcom in the fall on FOX:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMULuNE8Kyw
― jaymc, Thursday, 19 May 2011 14:17 (twelve years ago) link
(Looks terrible, but whatever.)
Zooey, Get: One New Agent.
― Handjobs for a sport (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 19 May 2011 16:23 (twelve years ago) link
It took me so far into that promo to realize that they're really selling a sitcom about a girl who is so awkward and ridiculous that she repulses men and is coached by a group of male friends. It's worked with the gender roles the other way around for years, but I have no idea why they think this is a good idea.
― mh, Thursday, 19 May 2011 16:44 (twelve years ago) link
a premise too terrible for a horrible romantic comedy flick, so they made a whole show out of it?
― tylerw, Thursday, 19 May 2011 16:45 (twelve years ago) link
Dunno what you expect really. As cute as she is, she's a terrible actress
― Number None, Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:01 (twelve years ago) link
FWIW, I just saw that the creative folks behind the Zooey show are also responsible for the film No Strings Attached. So, uh, yeah...
― Handjobs for a sport (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:20 (twelve years ago) link
Squirrel Police is such a choad.
― I am just a hardcore free speech guy (lpz), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:37 (twelve years ago) link
This looks dire.
― righteousmaelstrom, Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:44 (twelve years ago) link
damn, damn, damn!!!!!!!!
― anime hitler, the futanari führer (Princess TamTam), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:48 (twelve years ago) link
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― Number None, Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:52 (twelve years ago) link
she needs a hard penis, not that death cab for cutie mother fucker either.
― Crooked Lust (thebingo), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:53 (twelve years ago) link