Who is the biggest Captain-Save-A-Cyber-Ho on ILX?

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3:06:13 AM hpencil: CAPN CYBER SAVE A HO HERE TO SAVE THE DAY I MEAN HO.
3:06:19 AM tehresa: haha
3:07:53 AM tehresa: so i am HO now?!
3:08:12 AM hpencil: probably, according to jw.

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 24 September 2005 22:08 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2004/12/07/tommy_lee_wideweb__430x297.jpg

― ~~~~ DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKE ~~~~ (ex machina), Saturday, 24 September 2005 23:54 (eighteen years ago) link

i thought that this had been decided

― terry lennox. (gareth), Sunday, 25 September 2005 00:07 (eighteen years ago) link

Joel isn't happy about his bad rep!

― ~~~~ DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKE ~~~~ (ex machina), Sunday, 25 September 2005 00:13 (eighteen years ago) link

I thought he was more ho than Cap'n Save a Ho.

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Sunday, 25 September 2005 00:34 (eighteen years ago) link

HO SNAP

― kurt broder (dr g), Sunday, 25 September 2005 00:36 (eighteen years ago) link

I think Jorel only saves Britishes girlies now, but I could be wrong.

― sugarpants: like throwing gold at platinum. (sugarpants), Sunday, 25 September 2005 04:54 (eighteen years ago) link

hmmmm

― ~~~~ DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKE ~~~~ (ex machina), Sunday, 25 September 2005 05:13 (eighteen years ago) link

ilx.p3r.net/thread.php?showall=true&msgid=6236326#6244826

― amon (eman), Sunday, 25 September 2005 05:17 (eighteen years ago) link

SO ROMANTIC

-- Jonothong Williamsmang (SUCCUM...), October 4th, 2005 10:16 AM. (ex machina) (later)

... pity about the incipient baldness tho... surely?

-- Dadaismus (dadaismu...), October 4th, 2005 10:17 AM. (Dada) (later)

yeah, but what about that other completely bald asshole upthread?

-- cutty (holle...), October 4th, 2005 10:29 AM. (mcutt) (later)

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:33 (eighteen years ago) link

ROCKY HARDY

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:47 (eighteen years ago) link

I can't believe you called Teeny an asshole. Oh wait, you're THAT Jon Williams.

-- Rock Hardy (crump...), October 4th, 2005 4:29 PM.

― one eye white, one eye black (FE7), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:47 (eighteen years ago) link

i swear that was a crosspost

― one eye white, one eye black (FE7), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:48 (eighteen years ago) link

Dan Perry

― The Ghost of Black Hardons for Jon Williams (ex machina), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:49 (eighteen years ago) link

Hahahaha IT'S TRUE

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:51 (eighteen years ago) link

(xp) dude, jon not being able to take it is part of his schtick, do catch up please

-- kurt broder (dr_...) (webmail), October 5th, 2005 1:19 AM. (dr g) (later) (link)

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 04:28 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.scozzarisays.org/artebimba/seductionoftheinnocent/all_top17.jpg

― amon (eman), Monday, 10 October 2005 21:36 (eighteen years ago) link

Name Is Reserved
'JOEL HUNT' is in use by a registered user. If you are that user you can log in below, otherwise go back and enter a different name.

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 04:04 (eighteen years ago) link

You certainly look stunning, Jocelyn. And I second Ai Lien's comment on Katharine's eyes. So deep and green.

-- Tuomas (tuomas.alh...) (webmail), October 11th, 2005.

― the pr00de abides (pr00de), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 04:09 (eighteen years ago) link

haha what a creep

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 05:36 (eighteen years ago) link

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/8413/f50zh8gm.gif

― feminazi (feminazi), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 21:06 (eighteen years ago) link

i was just captain'd in AIM chat ; (

― gear (gear), Thursday, 13 October 2005 20:41 (eighteen years ago) link

Someone trying to save you?

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 13 October 2005 20:58 (eighteen years ago) link

someone thought that two vaguely linked comments i made meant i was insulting someone else in an ungentlemanly manner and rushed to her defense and a protacted discussion about what i said took place, whilst i slipped out quietly.

― gear (gear), Thursday, 13 October 2005 21:07 (eighteen years ago) link

did you club her and drag her back to your cave?

― strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 13 October 2005 21:07 (eighteen years ago) link

natch!

― gear (gear), Thursday, 13 October 2005 21:10 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.medievalfantasiesco.com/Chivalry-talk.gif

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 13 October 2005 21:21 (eighteen years ago) link

basements: the modern cave

― amon (eman), Thursday, 13 October 2005 21:26 (eighteen years ago) link

radiator and chain: the modern wedding band

― gear (gear), Thursday, 13 October 2005 21:52 (eighteen years ago) link

why is ILM more male-dominated than ILE?

― terry lennox. (gareth), Saturday, 15 October 2005 20:08 (eighteen years ago) link

236. i can't get on AIM to reassure ian.

-- hstencil (hstenc!...) (webmail), October 17th, 2005 11:32 PM. (hstencil) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 02:54 (eighteen years ago) link

"reassure" more like.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 03:05 (eighteen years ago) link

erasure more like

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 10:04 (eighteen years ago) link

"sexual horizon." that's like when you're driving along and see a couple of water towers shaped like boobs off in the distance, isn't it?

-- amon (...), October 16th, 2005. (eman) (link) (admin) (userip)

^^^^^^^^^^^ amon's first bad joke

-- cutty (holle...), October 16th, 2005. (mcutt) (link) (admin) (userip)

it's like "difficult second album syndrome". We KNOW he's funny, and thus he fails us.

-- Lion-O (adamr...), October 16th, 2005. (nordicskilla) (link) (admin) (userip)

i thought it was funny, amon

-- caitlin oh no (caitx...), October 16th, 2005. (caitxa1) (link) (admin) (userip)

― tehresa (tehresa), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 04:37 (eighteen years ago) link

it's...caitlin

― Munki (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 04:45 (eighteen years ago) link

good point

― tehresa (tehresa), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 04:48 (eighteen years ago) link

My roommate's rich boss who has lived in nyc for 20 years doesn't know where bushwick or **williamsburg** is

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 05:12 (eighteen years ago) link

Jon are you calling me a cyber-ho?

― Laura H. (laurah), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 05:15 (eighteen years ago) link

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y85/SenTora/ton-cut.jpg

― Laura H. (laurah), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 05:15 (eighteen years ago) link

Whoever it was that banned me from ILE.
I would hazard a guess it was middleagey.

― feminazi (feminazi), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 19:18 (eighteen years ago) link

were you banned today after making the kerry thread

― Paranoid Spice (ex machina), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 19:21 (eighteen years ago) link

wait...I thought Jon was feminazi

― Straight Outta the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 19:24 (eighteen years ago) link

Yep.

― feminazi (feminazi), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 19:27 (eighteen years ago) link

so like off-topic but like what do you do if you increasingly find out by the month that your SO's tastes in women (or men) are totally disgusting? Like every time someone revives an old thread on ILX, there he is saying something pervy about a deadly ugly woman. Or you see an old film from 1992 and he's like "Oh I used to have a big crush on her!" and you're like whoa didn't know you liked gremlins! I mean, do you start thinking, "Shit, I'm a gremlin?"

Just a digression.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 20:00 (eighteen years ago) link

ally you always look through the photo album by the fifth date

― strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 20:09 (eighteen years ago) link

he doesn't HAVE any photos. Of anyone!

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 20:10 (eighteen years ago) link

wait no there's one photo of him kind of chunky (which was surprising) in uniform shaking some butchie's hand while receiving some kind of diploma, but I put that away cos it was weird and scary.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 20:11 (eighteen years ago) link

and you're like whoa didn't know you liked gremlins!

haaaaa

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 20:16 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't have many photos.

― Paranoid Spice (ex machina), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 20:18 (eighteen years ago) link

There is a Phoebe Cates joke in here somewhere...

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 20:22 (eighteen years ago) link

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