Stephen Strasburg, pitcher and Scott Boras client

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Here is where klaw is so fucking wrong:

156. Throwing Muses – “Bright Yellow Gun.” The most rock-infused song from a promising but generally uneven band. And I think I need a little poison.

Andy K, Tuesday, 29 June 2010 18:04 (thirteen years ago) link

Songs by Soul Coughing, Milla, and Sublime ahead of it, btw.

Andy K, Tuesday, 29 June 2010 18:05 (thirteen years ago) link

but in this case even "get the win" is absolutely synonymous with the team winning--not like the bullpen blew it or something. desperate overreach by klaw.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 29 June 2010 18:05 (thirteen years ago) link

And Sponge.

Andy K, Tuesday, 29 June 2010 18:06 (thirteen years ago) link

xpost

Andy K, Tuesday, 29 June 2010 18:06 (thirteen years ago) link

The fuck is a Clockhammer

sorry

Andy K, Tuesday, 29 June 2010 18:06 (thirteen years ago) link

lol

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 29 June 2010 18:07 (thirteen years ago) link

Klaw on pitcher wins is like deej on Gucci mane at this point

ksmh (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 29 June 2010 18:07 (thirteen years ago) link

how harshly do you judge keith law when it comes to his tastes/opinions about music

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 29 June 2010 18:07 (thirteen years ago) link

Very harshly

ksmh (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 29 June 2010 18:10 (thirteen years ago) link

I had a brief twitter argument with him about real estate.

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Tuesday, 29 June 2010 18:10 (thirteen years ago) link

hahaha awesome

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 29 June 2010 18:11 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah, and Bobby Valentine loves his old boss Dubya, who effing cares

xxp

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 29 June 2010 18:12 (thirteen years ago) link

Wilpon?

ksmh (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 29 June 2010 18:13 (thirteen years ago) link

He believed that real estate should only be valued based on square footage and location.

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Tuesday, 29 June 2010 18:15 (thirteen years ago) link

for a "smart" person, he is a complete moron

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 29 June 2010 18:17 (thirteen years ago) link

I can't blame Klaw for instinctively adding piss to the punchbowl, cuz everybody on ESPN and Fox (save Joe Morgan) sets up all these "if" criteria for Strasburg to 'deserve' an All-Star spot, which they will chuck on July 8 no matter what. Reminds me of Obama fans.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 29 June 2010 18:18 (thirteen years ago) link

not sure what you mean?

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 29 June 2010 18:19 (thirteen years ago) link

As far as Harvard grads go, he is no cave17matt.

Andy K, Tuesday, 29 June 2010 18:20 (thirteen years ago) link

Strasburg fans to skeptics when he gets his All-Star spot: "Would you rather have McCain??"

(I'm not paasionately against him being in the ASG, far less deserving people will be there, like an Oriole)

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 29 June 2010 18:21 (thirteen years ago) link

morbs i'm setting the politics aside for a number of reasons, what do you mean about klaw feeling obligated to counter what the other commentators are saying?

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 29 June 2010 18:22 (thirteen years ago) link

ppl are anointing the guy as virtually a surefire HOFer! Sure, he looks fine so far, so did Kerry Wood.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 29 June 2010 18:24 (thirteen years ago) link

rite, but klaw seemed to be commenting on the win stat as a concept, not stras as a pitcher

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 29 June 2010 18:25 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah I see that. I didn't read anything this week from him cept what you guys are quoting.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 29 June 2010 18:27 (thirteen years ago) link

Law very rightly has a vendetta against statistical wins and losses, but man is he tiresome about it.

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Tuesday, 29 June 2010 18:35 (thirteen years ago) link

but then again, Sutcliffe talked about Strasburg as an All-Star entirely in W-L terms last night, so pick yr poison

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 29 June 2010 18:36 (thirteen years ago) link

Buck & Millar, muted

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 3 July 2010 21:34 (thirteen years ago) link

"It was kind of anticlimactic. Not that he’s not very good. He’s good. But I felt like the ball was going to be invisible. I actually saw it."
—Mets starter R.A. Dickey on seeing Strasburg in person.

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 6 July 2010 11:54 (thirteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

I just turned the game on and apparently Strasburg felt something wrong when he started warming up...? Anyway, Miguel Batista's getting the emergency start.

My totem animal is a hamburger. (WmC), Tuesday, 27 July 2010 23:14 (thirteen years ago) link

RIP

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 27 July 2010 23:14 (thirteen years ago) link

Braves booth passes along the report -- he just couldn't get loose, and the general manager is the one who made the call to pull the plug on his start.

My totem animal is a hamburger. (WmC), Tuesday, 27 July 2010 23:36 (thirteen years ago) link

OH MY JESUS FUCK. WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO BASEBALL JESUS? A Hall of Fame career cut short. Tragic.

this kinda fucks up the awesome Aug. 6 Kershaw v. Strasburg game in LA tho =(

mayor jingleberries, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 23:37 (thirteen years ago) link

anyone else think that they wanted to skip his start but didn't have the balls to screw over the home fans so they're pulling the old baseball fake injury thing

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 28 July 2010 00:39 (thirteen years ago) link

Rizzo did a half-inning in the Braves booth answering questions, kinda surprising. They asked him where specifically the problem was -- arm, back, legs, etc -- Rizzo said it was his arm, which just wouldn't loosen up.

xp Joe Simpson said "you know what all the columnists are going to speculate about tomorrow, that they announced SS to fill the stadium and then pulled him."

My totem animal is a hamburger. (WmC), Wednesday, 28 July 2010 00:42 (thirteen years ago) link

i cant wait for the Strasburg vs. Latos game where they both go onto the DL simultaneously after a national anthem fist bump misalignment.

sanskrit, Wednesday, 28 July 2010 03:15 (thirteen years ago) link

well he's certainly better than aaron rowand

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 28 July 2010 03:16 (thirteen years ago) link

"inflamed shoulder"

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 28 July 2010 17:42 (thirteen years ago) link

Yes jordy, Strasburg is certainly better than Aaron Rowand. Good call there.

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 28 July 2010 17:49 (thirteen years ago) link

DL-bound. Pitch count limits ftw.

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 29 July 2010 17:54 (thirteen years ago) link

said it before...

http://i46.tinypic.com/2d7vjnp.jpg

http://i50.tinypic.com/ofadfs.jpg

mayor jingleberries, Thursday, 29 July 2010 18:07 (thirteen years ago) link

right now i'm more interested in whether jordan zimmermann makes it back this year tbh

It's like normal life except you power up by peeing (ciderpress), Thursday, 29 July 2010 19:01 (thirteen years ago) link

RI{P

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 02:17 (thirteen years ago) link

uggla is slugging .660+ in the second half

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 11 August 2010 02:19 (thirteen years ago) link

yea he is beasting

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 02:20 (thirteen years ago) link

"beasting"?

oreo speed wiggum (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 04:01 (thirteen years ago) link

in the act of being a beast

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 11 August 2010 04:03 (thirteen years ago) link

O_o

oreo speed wiggum (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 04:03 (thirteen years ago) link

i've heard/used the term "beasting" since i was a kid!

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 11 August 2010 04:04 (thirteen years ago) link

maybe they were saying "bee sting"

mookieproof, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 04:05 (thirteen years ago) link

hiker stung by 300 bees sez he was "bee sting"

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 12:40 (thirteen years ago) link


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