post one reason dating the poster above you would rule and one reason it would suck

"possibly"

um I mean

c: everyone would like my boyfriend
d: he might not be all that into it

C: Cute baldhead, funny.
D: I'm not sure if he's into the hombre-y-hombre stuff.

pro: certainly not shy, outgoing, personable
con: lives in Finland, and the commute would kill me

C: cute dogs
D: out of my league

:) We could chat about security and whatnot

:( Eats olives out of the jar when drunk

when DRUNK?
try when EVER

C: Equally not shy, warm and cool.
D: The same as hers.

(x-post to Luna)

C: what he said vis a vis conversation and long walks around town
D: out of my league

xpost to M. White

It's funny how warm and cool be used to describe the same person, because they're not opposites in the frame of meaning.

"can be used"

Tom, it's not so much a question of leagues as different sports, methinks.

C: Dresses beautifully, is quite charming, plays pinball like a maniac
D: Already has girlfriend, lives 400 miles away.

Also, I see nothing wrong with eating olives out of the jar...

i play pinball like a maniac

c: says good things
d: would make me feel dumb with giant words

xp @ m-white

Also, I see nothing wrong with eating olives out of the jar...

Gentle ribbing, Madame, I assure you.

xxx-post

C: Seems likable, "luna" is fun to say
D: Same as tombot

C: Is very sweet, posts fun family vacation pics, lives where I used to live in South Carolina
D: Lives in SC, is far too young for me

C: is super-purty and very funny and always says sweet things about my kid.
D: N/A

this one is dedicated to the entire thread:

c: clearly nice to other people
d: totally cops out on the long-distance D's

N/A -> Nick? ;-)

shouldnt you be having a baby right now?

:) hilariously funny badass with excellent style
:( too many babies! (crappy nappies SUXORS) ;)

xpost to nath

:) Cute, plus sexy kiwi accent

:) Already wants to move to Bay Area for someone else

Make that a :(

I HAS LOW BLUD SUGARZ

c) er... suppposeihadasex change?
d) he hath lo' blood sugar y'kno

SHASTA?? xpost

c: beautiful eyes, makes me laugh, bet she'd be fun to hang out with
d: married and seems to like the guy

c: Would enchant life with delicious flirtation

d: Dogs would push me off the bed

Who WOULDN'T move to the Bay Area for Shasta?

i am very sorry i posted to this thread : /

what what?? nooooooo... i'm moving there for someone else!

:) looks cute in dancing outfit
:( would make my dance skillz look even more retarded

xpost laurel

ps also has excellent taste in shoes

Who WOULDN'T move to the Bay Area for Shasta?

Me. He's already my neighbor.

a) Elegant, stylish, droll
b) the dry cleaning bill! sheesh.

Because of all the tweed, you see. Not because he would throw things on me.

he'd throw martinis, but they'd be dry before they hit you

Remy:

rule: SMRT and hella funny
suck: too pretty for me

Can revise that? Prettier than me, in fact.

Laurel:

c: witty, smar, and cool
d: takes no bullshit - I'd be afraid to piss her off

smart - oops

accentmonkey, you exagerate!!

remy, like I'd ever waste a good martini, thusly!

(x-post because I already did M.)
c: really pretty, good sense of humor, starts great threads
d: again with the married thing.

c: pretty
d: we'd end up as junkies

c: the 蕃 part
d: the 茄 part euuuugh

c: Probably has awesome drugs.
c: Probably would make fun of my peeing dog macro.

xp

c: would look enough like me that people would think it was cute
d: would look enough like me that people would think we were related and that would be creepy

c: Funny, vibrant, smart
d: Cannot spell umbrella

xpost

d: we'd end up as junkies I want to dispute this, but I cannot.