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it's about 7 inches long and about 5-6 inches wide in most parts, more where it wraps around my arm. the underside bit does not feel nice.

-- lauren (jaguarrid...), April 7th, 2004.

― LC, Wednesday, 7 April 2004 03:08 (twenty years ago) link

Do you do all this preening before or after you wax your bikini lines, men of ILE?
-- Matt DC (runmd...), April 7th, 2004 10:13 PM. (later)

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If I skip more than one days shaving the itchy stubble horror descends and I end up making Jimmy Hill gestures at everyone all the time.
-- Ricardo (boyofbadger...), April 7th, 2004 10:14 PM. (later)

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 21:17 (twenty years ago) link

ARGH

― Ricardo (RickyT), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 21:18 (twenty years ago) link

Vin Diesel rocks!
-- The Huckle-Buck (handsomishbo...), April 7th, 2004 4:45 PM.

― Jay Kid (Jay K), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 21:19 (twenty years ago) link

And I was like, is this a bad thing, like?
-- mark grout (mark.grou...), April 7th, 2004 5:13 PM.

― Jay Kid (Jay K), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 21:20 (twenty years ago) link

HYSTERICS (at poor Ricardo's expense)

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 21:21 (twenty years ago) link

I saw this thread and I was like, dude, totally.
-- The Huckle-Buck (handsomishbo...), April 7th, 2004 4:51 PM.

― Jay Kid (Jay K), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 21:21 (twenty years ago) link

I was on the nightbus before and my friend dared me to lick this bald guy's head, he had fallen asleep.

So I boldly got up and did it, and got a big cheer for my efforts, from random people I didn't know. I must do it again sometime.

-- Ronan (ronan.fitzgerald6NOSPA...), April 7th, 2004. (later) (link)

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 21:29 (twenty years ago) link

That's not much better IN context!

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 21:31 (twenty years ago) link

Is bald-head licking going to become the new toad-licking?

-- El Diablo Robotico (nicolew1...), April 7th, 2004. (later) (link)

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 21:32 (twenty years ago) link

I love the taste of male sweat
-- Matt DC (runmd...), April 7th, 2004 12:30 AM.

― Jay Kid (Jay K), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 21:33 (twenty years ago) link

GOLD MINE

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 21:33 (twenty years ago) link

(Actually, regular London fappers will know that I have kissed Mark C's bald head on four or five occasions but the idea of actually sticking the tongue in had never occurred to me until Ronan's depravity upthread)

-- Matt DC (runmd...), April 7th, 2004. (later) (link)

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 21:36 (twenty years ago) link

I may have to lick a stranger.
-- luna

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 21:47 (twenty years ago) link

Haha! For some reason, I thought of Martin as soon as she posted that.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 21:48 (twenty years ago) link

I am shaking my pompoms for Jess (in a literal and a metaphorical way).

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), April 12th, 2004. (later) (link)

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 12 April 2004 16:48 (twenty years ago) link

I am desperately trying to find a link to the 8mm dog vagina guy, but to no avail! :(

-- @d@ml (i@;_;.com), April 15th, 2004. (later) (link)

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 15 April 2004 20:36 (twenty years ago) link

bollocks, that's enormous, sorry.
-- Andrew Farrell (afarrel...), April 15th, 2004.

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 15 April 2004 20:53 (twenty years ago) link

Christ can any of you people actually NOT crap? I think Matt is right - there's a hussle here...
-- Rob Bolton (i_like_my_vesp...), April 20th, 2004.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 15:06 (nineteen years ago) link

i will forever regret my robo experience
-- electric sound of jim (electricsoun...), February 27th, 2003 9:41 AM. (electricsound)

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 22 April 2004 08:52 (nineteen years ago) link

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 22 April 2004 09:20 (nineteen years ago) link

Cause I had a stash long before I started making my own purchases, and when I did, in that there early eighties at the age of 12 or so... Dearie me!
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), August 15th, 2001 5:00 PM.

― SLeeeter Kinney (Leee), Thursday, 22 April 2004 20:53 (nineteen years ago) link

If she was bisexual, then it might be a bit harder (esp. if I already knew this) but still not as hard as if it was a man.

-- N. (nickdastoo...), April 24th, 2004 10:17 AM. (nickdastoor)

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 23 April 2004 23:19 (nineteen years ago) link

(PS haha Jim I totally need to photoshop a Bender pic to go with that robo post too heh)

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 23 April 2004 23:20 (nineteen years ago) link

trust aja on this -- ken c

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Sunday, 25 April 2004 21:31 (nineteen years ago) link

That's not a trick, that could be a useful strategy in the right hand.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), May 4th, 2004 10:23 AM. (later) (link)

― Leeefuse 73 (Leee), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 21:11 (nineteen years ago) link

"Jody, she always seems at last a step ahead of me"

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 07:36 (nineteen years ago) link

I like to dabble in the odd muffin on Sunday mornings myself.
-- the music mole (colinsbarro...), May 6th, 2004 12:52 AM. (later)

― NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 6 May 2004 19:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Bobbin' thusly.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...) (webmail), May 13th, 2004 4:51 PM. (Ned) (later) (link)

*Not shown actual size.

-- martin m. (marti...) (webmail), May 13th, 2004 4:52 PM. (mushrush) (later) (link)

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 13 May 2004 20:04 (nineteen years ago) link

Actually, Tep, that context is pretty close to what I intended...

― martin m. (mushrush), Thursday, 13 May 2004 22:59 (nineteen years ago) link

But not Ned's bobbin!

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 13 May 2004 23:20 (nineteen years ago) link

I now work even further out than Gareth and Chris. Fucking Maidenhead!

-- Ricardo (boyofbadger...), May 14th, 2004. (later) (link)

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I think that's meant to be me.

-- Allyzay (destruction @ londonsburning.com), May 14th, 2004. (later) (link)

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 14 May 2004 15:21 (nineteen years ago) link

i enjoy your 'in the flesh' rudeness very much tim hopkins
-- stevem (bluesk...), May 20th, 2004 2:02 PM. (later)

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 20 May 2004 13:10 (nineteen years ago) link

I miss the days when I had nothing to do but sit around sucking cock and drinking cum all day
-- Mr Mime (countandre...), May 24th, 2004 9:52 PM. (later)

― the surface noise made by people (electricsound), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 05:38 (nineteen years ago) link

From behind, I thought he was Cabbage.
-- Matt DC (runmd...), May 28th, 2004. (later)

― Tim (Tim), Friday, 28 May 2004 14:40 (nineteen years ago) link

Do me with a hot bod.
-- Pack Yr Romantic Almanac (ada...), June 4th, 2004 4:01 PM. (later)

― the surface noise for the sake of noise (electricsound), Friday, 4 June 2004 05:02 (nineteen years ago) link

Mully, i'll draw you if you describe yourself because I keep getting images of fucking harold from neighbours everytime i go to draw you.
-- ipsofacto (kat...), June 4th, 2004 2:47 PM. (ipsofacto)

(like, eww!)

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 4 June 2004 05:37 (nineteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Aw man, I wanted it to be long and complicated in that particularly Finnish way.

-- Liz :x (lizd4ply...), June 22nd, 2004. (Liz :x) (later)

(Sorry, Liz.)

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 09:44 (nineteen years ago) link

"let's do the mucky pup in islington" - Colette

― MarkH (MarkH), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 09:47 (nineteen years ago) link

That one in the foreground is obviously part of a new clinical trial involving penicillin injections.
-- Sean Carruthers (oneiro...), June 23rd, 2004 3:40 AM. (SeanC)

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OMG - This exact same thing happened to me recently!
-- AdamL :') (adamr@.com), June 23rd, 2004 3:41 AM. (nordicskilla)

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 26 June 2004 04:14 (nineteen years ago) link

Dammit... it works better with the extra line:

"I think this needs one more throbbing purple vein right there."
-- Velveteen Bingo (formerlypoopsmcge...), June 23rd, 2004 3:32 AM. (Chris V)

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That one in the foreground is obviously part of a new clinical trial involving penicillin injections.
-- Sean Carruthers (oneiro...), June 23rd, 2004 3:40 AM. (SeanC)

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OMG - This exact same thing happened to me recently!
-- AdamL :') (adamr@.com), June 23rd, 2004 3:41 AM. (nordicskilla)

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 26 June 2004 04:15 (nineteen years ago) link

"You are black women, and you are our slaves"

-- bnw (rilke...), June 26th, 2004.

― omg, Saturday, 26 June 2004 04:19 (nineteen years ago) link

We need a constipated in there (or do we?)
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), June 28th, 2004 5:08 PM. (Ned)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 28 June 2004 20:14 (nineteen years ago) link

I funch

-- omg

― Leeefuse 73 (Leee), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 20:38 (nineteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

i do it with wooden spoons all the time! (but then again i will admit to being a poor roomate)
-- dyson (dyspleasur...), July 21st, 2004 4:34 PM. (later)

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 15:36 (nineteen years ago) link

must be hard to wank with broccoli hands. maybe if you dip them in mayonnaise?
-- AaronHz (aaronh...), July 22nd, 2004.

― ...., Thursday, 22 July 2004 03:24 (nineteen years ago) link

bblllaaarggghghhhh this thing it makes me crazy - cannot stop tonguing it¡
-- dyson (dyspleasur...), July 26th, 2004 3:18 AM. (later)

― purple patch (electricsound), Monday, 26 July 2004 23:26 (nineteen years ago) link

Bwaha!

every time this thread re-appears I am rendered into useless giggling fits.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 03:16 (nineteen years ago) link

S YOU MUST HAVE SOME KIND OF COCKCHOKING VIRUS!!!!! JON WILLIAMS HAD IT A FEW YEARS AGO AND HE HAS CONSTANTLY BEEN CHOKING HIS COCK EVER SINCE.
-- ken c (pykachu10...), July 27th, 2004.

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btw i had that too i think, when you click refresh it seems to sort it.
-- ken c (pykachu10...), July 27th, 2004.

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 11:37 (nineteen years ago) link

Roxymuzac: only youd have to wear trousers with a trap door
Roxymuzac: and reveal it to the panel
Roxymuzac: upon entering
Roxymuzac: haw

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:12 (nineteen years ago) link

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