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doesn't drink

chaki, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:25 (sixteen years ago) link

likes to rent a stretch hummer for special occasions

get bent, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:26 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.sonypictures.com/groups/us/documents/image/pr1026900.jpg

m coleman, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:29 (sixteen years ago) link

libertarian

omar little, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:30 (sixteen years ago) link

unable to take care of own pets

mh, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:30 (sixteen years ago) link

i think i would enjoy a gf that cannot take care of pets

chaki, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:31 (sixteen years ago) link

pyromaniac

latebloomer, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:36 (sixteen years ago) link

republican.

chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:37 (sixteen years ago) link

doesn't like burritos.

chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:37 (sixteen years ago) link

won't go to shows.

chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:37 (sixteen years ago) link

the clap.

chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:38 (sixteen years ago) link

spells "shit" as "shite"

John Justen, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:39 (sixteen years ago) link

worse, says it that way, american

John Justen, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:39 (sixteen years ago) link

the herp

El Tomboto, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:39 (sixteen years ago) link

smells funny

deej, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:39 (sixteen years ago) link

narcissistic personality disorders

El Tomboto, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:39 (sixteen years ago) link

hates oral.

gr8080, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:40 (sixteen years ago) link

hates monogamy.

chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:45 (sixteen years ago) link

smack habit.

chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:46 (sixteen years ago) link

smacking habit

gbx, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:47 (sixteen years ago) link

muffin top

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:48 (sixteen years ago) link

practicing wiccan

m coleman, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:48 (sixteen years ago) link

is rachael ray.

chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:49 (sixteen years ago) link

you already said smack habit

El Tomboto, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:50 (sixteen years ago) link

every third word is 'like'

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:53 (sixteen years ago) link

racist

Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:54 (sixteen years ago) link

doesnt brush teeth/floss

deej, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:56 (sixteen years ago) link

cares what brangelina is doing this week

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:59 (sixteen years ago) link

conspiracy theorist

jhøshea, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:00 (sixteen years ago) link

not "into" politics

gr8080, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:00 (sixteen years ago) link

(too much) make up

BLASTOCYST, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:03 (sixteen years ago) link

likes papa john's pizza

BLASTOCYST, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:03 (sixteen years ago) link

stop listing politcal ones though guys ... so not noise

BLASTOCYST, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:04 (sixteen years ago) link

worse, not "into" politics but votes for the conservatives

xxxxp

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:04 (sixteen years ago) link

k

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:04 (sixteen years ago) link

likes all kinds of music except country and rap

BLASTOCYST, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:05 (sixteen years ago) link

ilx regular.

gr8080, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:05 (sixteen years ago) link

only likes country and rap.

chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:06 (sixteen years ago) link

chronic explosive diarrhea.

chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:06 (sixteen years ago) link

wears one of those pink fucking red sox hats.

chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:07 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=4075746&page=1

gff, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:07 (sixteen years ago) link

dead

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:07 (sixteen years ago) link

loud talker
bad jokes
likes judd apatow (controversial)
hates cats

BLASTOCYST, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:09 (sixteen years ago) link

or dogs

BLASTOCYST, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:09 (sixteen years ago) link

does porn.

gr8080, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:09 (sixteen years ago) link

already married.

chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:10 (sixteen years ago) link

tattoos
tattooed make-up

Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:10 (sixteen years ago) link

3+ legs

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:11 (sixteen years ago) link

can't conceal butt crack (in public)

BLASTOCYST, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:11 (sixteen years ago) link

nut allergy ... it could never work

BLASTOCYST, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:12 (sixteen years ago) link

You getting hit on by the boondock saints or what?

kingkongvsgodzilla, Wednesday, 19 August 2009 19:42 (fourteen years ago) link

three months pass...

"Why doesn't this music have any words?"

Stereo no aware (Daruton), Sunday, 13 December 2009 21:59 (fourteen years ago) link

two months pass...

Too much excessive repetitive punctuation in email!!!

Thinking that if you do stupid hateful shit while drunk, it doesn't count at all.

To quote achewood, church-faced retards

mh, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 21:35 (fourteen years ago) link

one year passes...

This thread is GOOD TIMES.

Back up the lesbian canoe (Laurel), Friday, 15 April 2011 02:50 (thirteen years ago) link

abercrombie
bubble tea
jealousy
fisting
meth

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, January 3, 2008 5:31 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark

lol^

gr8080, Friday, 15 April 2011 02:52 (thirteen years ago) link

three years pass...

can't tell a 128 kbps mp3 from a FLAC

unregistered, Saturday, 16 August 2014 20:52 (nine years ago) link

i.e. possible to please with a USB stick that contains 20 x the amount of music an audiophile would enjoy, that seems like a good thing to a cheapskate like me.

StanM, Saturday, 16 August 2014 20:59 (nine years ago) link

but can you at least tell the difference? one can settle for lower bitrate files for convenience's sake without being completely oblivious to the dropoff in quality.

(fwiw I wouldn't seriously rate that as a relationship dealbreaker)

unregistered, Saturday, 16 August 2014 21:10 (nine years ago) link

Of course I can, but for some people sound quality doesn't matter that much, somehow.

StanM, Saturday, 16 August 2014 21:34 (nine years ago) link

can't tell a 128 kbps mp3 from a FLAC

dogg,

╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Saturday, 16 August 2014 23:19 (nine years ago) link

Lmoa

, Saturday, 16 August 2014 23:35 (nine years ago) link

abercrombie
bubble tea
jealousy
fisting
meth

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, January 3, 2008 5:31 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark

mh, Wednesday, 20 August 2014 16:48 (nine years ago) link

bubble meth

example (crüt), Wednesday, 20 August 2014 16:49 (nine years ago) link

fell asleep during Chinatown in a rep theater

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 20 August 2014 17:19 (nine years ago) link

one year passes...

favorite MBV album is Loveless

scarlett bohansson (unregistered), Sunday, 11 October 2015 21:11 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

Writer of middle-grade witch fiction.

welltris (crüt), Friday, 20 November 2015 19:18 (eight years ago) link

^deal breaker

scarlett bohansson (unregistered), Friday, 20 November 2015 19:54 (eight years ago) link

(unless you are Diana Wynne Jones)

scarlett bohansson (unregistered), Friday, 20 November 2015 19:55 (eight years ago) link

Is above just fuckin frying an egg

only acceptable dinner chez deems:

https://www.colourbox.com/preview/1501055-fried-egg-in-plate-isolated-on-white.jpg

noe love derp wev (wins), Friday, 20 November 2015 23:39 (eight years ago) link

Only acceptable dinner if the menu had one fuckin entry and the entry was "fried egg" tbf

fuckin flip that egg over jesus

the grimes of claire boucher ('90s on) (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 20 November 2015 23:48 (eight years ago) link

Relax, it's just a ping pong ball on top of a frosted snickerdoodle

brimstead, Friday, 20 November 2015 23:54 (eight years ago) link

one year passes...

thinks shoegaze and dreampop are two clearly defined, mutually exclusive genres

90 miles an hour (down a dead end thread) (unregistered), Monday, 24 July 2017 13:58 (six years ago) link

where they were and what they were doing on 9/11/01

90 miles an hour (down a dead end thread) (unregistered), Monday, 24 July 2017 14:00 (six years ago) link

^ *can't remember where they were and what they were doing on 9/11/01

90 miles an hour (down a dead end thread) (unregistered), Monday, 24 July 2017 14:02 (six years ago) link

attaches real significance to where they were and what they were doing on 9/11/01, and wants to tell you about it any chance they can get

90 miles an hour (down a dead end thread) (unregistered), Monday, 24 July 2017 14:03 (six years ago) link

has ever ordered something off of Dunkin Donuts's lunch menu

90 miles an hour (down a dead end thread) (unregistered), Monday, 24 July 2017 14:04 (six years ago) link

has ever posted on /r/the_donald or /r/relationship_advice

90 miles an hour (down a dead end thread) (unregistered), Monday, 24 July 2017 14:06 (six years ago) link

likes dank memes

90 miles an hour (down a dead end thread) (unregistered), Monday, 24 July 2017 14:06 (six years ago) link

attending for-profit schools

mh, Wednesday, 26 July 2017 03:32 (six years ago) link

cries in obvious attempt to make you hug them, then tries to kiss you while you're hugging them

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 1 August 2017 18:35 (six years ago) link


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