at my brother's bachelor party, we went to a really shady strip club in the tenderloin. heather hunter was the guest stripper. my buddy and i were sitting in the front row and she did this crazy scissor move and grabbed both of our heads between her legs and squeezed so that we both were sucked into the vortex.
― jaxon, Thursday, 20 September 2007 04:59 (sixteen years ago) link