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amend Diner starring ILX to Diner starring DMX and you'd have me at "Hello, you weak bitches."

Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 21 September 2006 16:42 (seventeen years ago) link

That reminds me of the (brilliant IMHO) idea that Tracer Hand had on one of the ILE Umbrellas of Cherbourg threads about doing a hip hop remake, with Usher as the diamond dealer.

Orgy of Pragmatism (Charles McCain), Thursday, 21 September 2006 21:55 (seventeen years ago) link

eleven years pass...

An Escape from New York reboot wherein Plissken springs the president from the Gaza Strip.

Wes Brodicus, Wednesday, 4 April 2018 06:44 (six years ago) link

five years pass...

Judd Apatow-style comedy featuring a collection of bumbling Proud Boys who attempt to storm the Capitol on January 6. Things go awry and the group unwittingly attacks a DMV in Olympia, Washington. Starring Danny McBride as the leader, Will Ferrell as the shaman and Steve Carell as the Q-anon oracle. Romance/Comedy • 2h 13m

bookmarkflaglink (Darin), Wednesday, 5 July 2023 18:59 (nine months ago) link

Combat vet with VERY UNIQUE SET OF SKILLS but now blinded in action discovers The Enemy is using a radio reading service as a numbers station, goes down rabbit hole to discover vast conspiracy etc, goes Zatoichi on 'em. Make it Cold War, pre-internet.

The Terroir of Tiny Town (WmC), Wednesday, 5 July 2023 19:14 (nine months ago) link

seven months pass...

Beekeeper should’ve been about AT&T

brimstead, Wednesday, 28 February 2024 02:06 (one month ago) link

two weeks pass...

i wish i pitched hundreds of beavers

nxd, Tuesday, 19 March 2024 20:21 (one month ago) link

A spiritual sequel to Falling Down called 'Bullet Point' in which the main character is driven to psychopathic gun-crazed violence by Microsoft Word auto-formatting.

your mom goes to limgrave (dog latin), Thursday, 21 March 2024 17:32 (one month ago) link


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