Has Aimless gone too far?

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What's that coming over the hill, is it Aimless?

Matt, Monday, 14 July 2008 20:56 (thirteen years ago) link

(pulls pants up, gives Matt an annoyed look)

Aimless, Monday, 14 July 2008 22:13 (thirteen years ago) link

has Aimless gone far too far?

Matt, Monday, 14 July 2008 22:20 (thirteen years ago) link

Has Aimless gurned too far? It feels like I broke my face with that last one.

Aimless, Tuesday, 15 July 2008 02:00 (thirteen years ago) link

I should have removed my teeth first. I think It deviated my septum.

Aimless, Tuesday, 15 July 2008 02:17 (thirteen years ago) link

I readjusted it with an empty rum bottle. My attitude is improving, but my sense of balance seems a bit off.

Aimless, Tuesday, 15 July 2008 23:07 (thirteen years ago) link

Hey, here's another rum bottle for your other hand..... balance should be better now!

еdë §téè£, Thursday, 17 July 2008 01:58 (thirteen years ago) link

c xv

The Boxing Kangaroo, Sunday, 20 July 2008 18:43 (thirteen years ago) link

You are the winner!!!!

One hundred and fifteen is the correct answer to the secret question.....

"What proof is Aimless breakfast drink of choice?"

He has been overheard saying "If it is under 100 proof, it's like putting water over Cheerio's"

Congratulations 'Roo.

See the man in the back room for your prize..... ignore that light switch the bulb is burnt anyway.

((((((((get ready mr. white, we got a live one!)))))))))

Now hurry on your way.... we have other victims contestants to get to.

еdë §téè£, Monday, 21 July 2008 01:17 (thirteen years ago) link

the space presupposes two seperate figures though, as to what they signify I am unsure, possibly x is an algebraic signifier, maybe c refers to 83% of the population's favourite vitamin, perhaps it's a phonic abjuration to ogle the buttocks of the Launceston rugby team

wait a moment, I don't care

as you were

Matt, Monday, 21 July 2008 22:22 (thirteen years ago) link

of course, one is forced to ask, has Aimless gone too far?

Matt, Monday, 21 July 2008 22:23 (thirteen years ago) link

The incessant question, indeed.

Aimless, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 17:00 (thirteen years ago) link

Although I cannot recall with any precision whatsoever, I assume I meant by 'too far', so far that he cannot return and yet Aimless keeps coming back...

Michael White, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 17:28 (thirteen years ago) link

So you are saying he is like a hamster on a mobius strip exercise wheel?

еdë §téè£, Thursday, 24 July 2008 10:35 (thirteen years ago) link

I was thinking more along the lines of a capybara

Michael White, Friday, 25 July 2008 14:41 (thirteen years ago) link

At first glance I thought you said chupacabra.

Upon realizing my mistake I got to thinking about capybara and how they used to be skinned and the tanned hides made into a head covering

Eventually people tired of saying "I'm wearing my Capybara on my head" and shortened it to just "Cap".

American frontiersmen found the raccoon hides to be of a similar quality to the capybara and followed suit by making the now famous "coonskin cap".

This brought another thought to my mind.....

How dangerous was it for them to be wandering around the wilderness with what appaers to be a raccoon on their head? Nowadays you would be begging to be shot if you did likewise, so why wasn't it a problem way back then? Are we all so trigger happy today or were they just extraordinarily poor marksmen back then?

Which got me to thinking about the opening sequence to The Beverly Hillbillies where uncle Jed is hunting fer some food, misses the shot, and up through the ground comes a bubblin crude, oil that is.....

But he wore a tattered old stetson NOT some fancy dead animal hat.

Which leads me to believe that he barely kept his family fed due to his complete lack of outdoorsman skills therefore he never shot a raccoon which is an integral part to the production of a coonskin hat.

To further prove the point he went as far as to move clear across the country to a place where his lack of hunting skills would go unnoticed.

еdë §téè£, Saturday, 26 July 2008 03:58 (thirteen years ago) link


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