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The Surprised Aardvark
The Swollen Gland
Befuddled Old Sod and Co.
Moist Places in the Carpet
Questionable Morals
Hominy Chunks in Your Hair est. 1867
Ralph's Place, Home of the REAL Spit Polished Shot Glass
Faux Ruby Tuesdays
Alternating Wednesdays
Charley Love You Long Time's
Cheap Watered Down Drinks
The Aftermath Club
Homely Harlots -R- Us
Three Drink Gibberish
The Elf and the Shoehorn
Ramskin Ramitin's
The Copper Condom and Fiddlesticks
Elvira's House of Painful Swallowing
The Erect Steer
Pancake Patty's Passed Puberty Pub
The Outhouse Shower
Oozing Sebum
Tossers Salad Shoppe
Finkdiggles Emporium
Lonely Old Men
Desperation's Revenge
The Shorthandled Toilet Brush
The Pus and Ladle
Dribbleglass
The Sloppy Bunghole
Corkpounders
Bruised Eyelids
Kidneystone Charlies
Maggots in the Middle
Mid Life Crisis
Middlefinger's
On a lighter note....... What would be the "Specialty Drink" for each of the above listed establishments?
― еdë §téè£, Monday, 19 March 2007 12:39 (sixteen years ago) link
Upon further thought, The Boiled Owl would be more appropriate.
― Aimless, Thursday, 22 March 2007 00:11 (sixteen years ago) link
three years pass...
one month passes...
If I did so, I fear I would be regaled with the image of a chubby-cheeked barmaid looking for all the world like a Franz Hals portrait, a thought which turns my very guts to water.
― Aimless, Sunday, 16 January 2011 18:49 (twelve years ago) link
two weeks pass...
I visited "Ye Olde Borrowed Beer" this past weekend and the barmaid was a one legged dwarf.
Sometime around midnight her taller cuter sister must have take over her shift for her......
It just might be love.
― I used to be Dude Steel (OldPoster), Thursday, 3 February 2011 22:46 (twelve years ago) link