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The indians send signals
From the rocks above the pass
The cowboys take positions
In the bushes and the grass
The squaw is with the corporal
She is tied against the tree
She doesn’t mind the language
It’s the beating she don’t need
She lets loose all the horses
When the corporal is asleep
And he wakes to find the fire’s dead
And arrows in his hats
And davy crockett rides around
And says it’s kool for kats
The sweeney’s doing ninety
’cos they’ve got the word to go
They get a gang of villains
In a shed up at heathrow
They’re counting out the fivers
When the handcuffs lock again
In and out of wandsworth
With the numbers on their names
It’s funny how their missus’
Always look the bleeding same
And meanwhile at the station
There’s a couple of likely lads
Who swear like how’s your father
And they’re very kool for kats
They’re kool for kats

To change the mood a little
I’ve been posing down the pub
On seeing my reflection
I’m looking slightly rough
I fancy this, I fancy that
I wanna be so flash
I give a little muscle
And I spend a little cash
But all I get is bitter and a nasty little rash
And by the time I’m sober
I’ve forgotten what I’ve had
And ev’rybody tells me that it’s kool to be a kat
Kool for kats

Shake up at the disco
And I think I’ve got a pull
I ask her lots of questions
And she hangs on to the wall
I kiss her for the first time
And then I take her home
I’m invited in for coffee
And I give the dog a bone
She likes to go to discos
But she’s never on her own
I said I’ll see you later
And I give her some old chat
But it’s not like that on the tv
When it’s kool for kats
It’s kool for kats

lxy, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:53 (sixteen years ago) link

I LOVE SQUEEZE HOW DID U KNOW

Confounded, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:33 (sixteen years ago) link

can there be a san fernando valley picture thread for ch4k1?

chaki, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 18:27 (sixteen years ago) link

of course.

gr8080, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 19:01 (sixteen years ago) link

San Fernando picture thread for chaki

gr8080, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 19:03 (sixteen years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Didi_Senft

Confounded, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 20:06 (sixteen years ago) link

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6f/Deviltourdesuisse.jpg

Confounded, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 20:08 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKQvMtylxYs

Confounded, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 20:54 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKJMP8EmZjw

?moth?boats?

Confounded, Thursday, 26 July 2007 15:04 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGz2rXU4aAs

Confounded, Thursday, 26 July 2007 15:06 (sixteen years ago) link

http://detroit.craigslist.org/tfr/379190894.html

Looking for a beautiful female(Shady/G-unit)
Reply to: job-379190✧✧✧@craigsl✧✧✧.o✧✧
Date: 2007-07-21, 7:02PM EDT

we are looking for a Beautiful Women of any race to be in a new reality show with a new upcoming rapper from Detroit. You will have to act like you are his girlfriend for six months while he makes his album. they pay is $10,000 A month. you must be willing to move in with the rapper, no sex is invovled. The rapper is the first person signed to Shady/G-unit and this is how they fill they want to launch the artist. if you are interested please send a head shot or pic. please no phone calls at this time

Confounded, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:21 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6c0jbIQN6bo

Confounded, Friday, 27 July 2007 14:27 (sixteen years ago) link

Jamaican grapefruit soda made by Pepsi. This is exactly why I pour seltzer water into my grapefruit juice.

http://www.tingsoda.com/

Confounded, Monday, 30 July 2007 16:19 (sixteen years ago) link

dude grapefruit is NASTY

Lingbert, Monday, 30 July 2007 18:30 (sixteen years ago) link

loser

Confounded, Monday, 30 July 2007 19:08 (sixteen years ago) link

id hit it

am0n, Monday, 30 July 2007 19:32 (sixteen years ago) link

i get money,
money money i got

http://www.missingtoof.com/v2/2007/04/27/old-rap-wednesdays-audio-two-top-billin/

Confounded, Monday, 30 July 2007 20:21 (sixteen years ago) link

MINE BLOWN MIND BLOWN MIIIIIINEEEEE BLOWN http://www.zshare.net/audio/2907309641a817/

Confounded, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 03:14 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qh1aij5Lq6s

Confounded, Sunday, 5 August 2007 23:03 (sixteen years ago) link

one month passes...

konfounded what are your kultural pursuits this weekend?

lxy, Saturday, 8 September 2007 23:36 (sixteen years ago) link

he's djing for live journal radio

Lingbert, Sunday, 9 September 2007 14:09 (sixteen years ago) link

Matter of fact, I am putting together a DJ set for a gig at an American Apparel store Tuesday.

And I have two dates today. One of the ladies is 6'4".

:D

Confounded, Sunday, 9 September 2007 16:12 (sixteen years ago) link

And REALLY enjoying Bob Seger's "If I Were a Carpenter"
http://www.zshare.net/audio/3558884cf10c3e/

Confounded, Sunday, 9 September 2007 16:17 (sixteen years ago) link

OMG Boney M does Rivers of Babylon!!!! I have been swept away to ANOTHER PLACE OMG OMG OMG OMG

http://www.zshare.net/audio/35589860ed4fa0/

(I'm sorry, Internet, I feel dirty too.)

Confounded, Sunday, 9 September 2007 16:22 (sixteen years ago) link

'onrad and uprad with the arts

jergïns, Sunday, 9 September 2007 23:08 (sixteen years ago) link

basically!!

Confounded, Monday, 10 September 2007 01:32 (sixteen years ago) link

Ya Kid K!!!!!!!!! TMNT!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xP_Z7EJ10RM

Confounded, Monday, 10 September 2007 19:30 (sixteen years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boom_Boom_Boom_(Outhere_Brothers_song)

Confounded, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 02:57 (sixteen years ago) link

for that matter:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jock_Jams

Confounded, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 02:57 (sixteen years ago) link

Please Hammer, DONT HURT EM

http://www.zshare.net/audio/3584447cc4960b/

(cause theyre my IRE buddies :)))))))))))))))))))

Confounded, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 03:44 (sixteen years ago) link

file Name: mc hammer - lets get it started.mp3 File Size: 3.80MB
Downloads: 5

jergïns, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 08:05 (sixteen years ago) link

5

jergïns, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 08:05 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvQSYgy8rLE

Confounded, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 16:47 (sixteen years ago) link

file Name: mc hammer - lets get it started.mp3 File Size: 3.80MB
Downloads: 22

Confounded, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 17:46 (sixteen years ago) link

your hammer seed is spread far and wide

jergïns, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 18:18 (sixteen years ago) link

File Name: mc hammer - lets get it started.mp3 File Size: 3.80MB
Downloads: 33

gr8080, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 21:11 (sixteen years ago) link

either

1. fucking christ people

or

2. founded and gardy pulling our dicks

jergïns, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 21:18 (sixteen years ago) link

2. founded and gardy pulling our dicks

the second-best a man can get!!!

Confounded, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 21:58 (sixteen years ago) link

american apparel pwns

http://www.forward.com/articles/the-nebbisher-rebbe/

Confounded, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 21:59 (sixteen years ago) link

If u fux with Confounded, yeah, you just fuxed with Confounded

http://www.zshare.net/audio/3598145607b76f/

Confounded, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 22:24 (sixteen years ago) link

File Name: autumn thunder remixes - the equalizer da riffs madden mix.mp3
File Size: 4.45MB
Downloads: 0

Confounded, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 22:26 (sixteen years ago) link

There, jergs, that should satisfy u

Confounded, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 22:26 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.zshare.net/audio/31416215450473/

Confounded, Saturday, 22 September 2007 17:19 (sixteen years ago) link

There, jergs, that should satisfy u

wait, what?

jergïns, Saturday, 22 September 2007 17:25 (sixteen years ago) link

Downloads: 3

jergïns, Saturday, 22 September 2007 19:27 (sixteen years ago) link

http://drumlines.org/

Confounded, Monday, 24 September 2007 11:35 (sixteen years ago) link

http://hair-weave.blogspot.com/2007/08/how-to-weave-in-hair-video.html

Confounded, Monday, 24 September 2007 13:27 (sixteen years ago) link

HELP!

Anyone recognize this horn sample from Sporty Thievz?

Confounded, Monday, 24 September 2007 15:45 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rI-pct3zy18&eurl

Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 27 September 2007 20:15 (sixteen years ago) link

are you too retired to beat it to the beat , don't be an cock hero fail yall
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=2067491931

Sébastien, Saturday, 27 July 2013 23:20 (ten years ago) link

wow, that exists

sassy, fun, and RELATABLE (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 28 July 2013 03:28 (ten years ago) link

REALDiceShortY

fervently nice (Treeship), Sunday, 28 July 2013 03:45 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://mahomies.net/austin/facts/

I tweeted too much and I am in jail. (crüt), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 19:40 (ten years ago) link

Let's hope any daughter is indeed 'bright'er than him.

Fais ce que voudra, occiderai de même (Michael White), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 20:01 (ten years ago) link

He turned up to a Seattle interview with an entourage of 9 people!

am0n, Wednesday, 14 August 2013 20:06 (ten years ago) link

If he had to be a cereal he would be Krave
If he had a daughter he would name her Bertha

I tweeted too much and I am in jail. (crüt), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 20:09 (ten years ago) link

vice versa certainly

blinded by aggro (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 21:25 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fluHVX2XeNs

am0n, Wednesday, 4 September 2013 16:23 (ten years ago) link

two months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBojt6fDVvw

am0n, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 23:19 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

loool

Tip from Tae Kwon Do: (crüt), Tuesday, 10 December 2013 20:37 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

15 seconds of the purest joy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UcZxT6vT7E

Confounded, Friday, 3 January 2014 18:43 (ten years ago) link

tam714142 hours ago
its so cold in the d

am0n, Friday, 3 January 2014 19:41 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/OLBwlDo.gif

am0n, Monday, 6 January 2014 16:33 (ten years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Wgux8pSOxQ

Mmm yes hello (crüt), Monday, 6 January 2014 22:09 (ten years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnltJEm-xQk

Mmm yes hello (crüt), Monday, 6 January 2014 22:13 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://imgur.com/L7lxSaT

Sébastien, Tuesday, 28 January 2014 18:40 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/L7lxSaT.jpg

Sébastien, Tuesday, 28 January 2014 18:41 (ten years ago) link

two months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/yuaNsCk.png

Confounded, Saturday, 19 April 2014 06:24 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...
one month passes...
three weeks pass...

“Never worn. MINT.”

when i die, show no pity. send my soul to juggalo city (art), Sunday, 17 August 2014 17:25 (nine years ago) link

some part of me actually wants that

wau

the late great, Sunday, 17 August 2014 19:13 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnbdUns430M
tip of the bandana to grady

the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 10 September 2014 18:29 (nine years ago) link

WETLOOK420 1 week ago
v thotful

am0n, Wednesday, 10 September 2014 18:40 (nine years ago) link

three years pass...

https://i.imgur.com/s2BhLHm.jpg

crüt, Wednesday, 22 November 2017 13:40 (six years ago) link


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