"John Ashcroft Flattened under the weight of a 5,200 pound replica of the ten commandments"
I love the fact that it's 5,200 pounds, not 5,000 pounds or 2.6 U.S tons or 2359 kilos. A lot of thought must have gone into this. Graph paper may have been involved.
― Soukesian, Friday, 9 May 2008 21:59 (fifteen years ago) link
18. Trent Lott asking for directions in Brooklyn [aka fuckin' cracker]
Oh noes, asking for directions in Brooklyn!
― Hurting 2, Friday, 9 May 2008 22:29 (fifteen years ago) link
It's funny, I used to post shit like this about the administration years ago and every time I did it I always felt a bit silly afterwards. It's nice to see someone else have a go at it. I still think it's warranted.
― Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You, Saturday, 10 May 2008 02:59 (fifteen years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― ILX System, Friday, 4 July 2008 23:01 (fifteen years ago) link
I'm voting for "Anthony Scalia has a hunting accident in the middle of the wilderness, gets savaged by wolves"
― Mr. Snrub, Saturday, 5 July 2008 03:11 (fifteen years ago) link
26. It's water over the deck — get over it.
― kamerad, Saturday, 5 July 2008 06:16 (fifteen years ago) link
8. Donald Rumsfeld buried up to his neck in dogshit with lawnmower on top
Sounds like a dessert menu item description
― Mackro Mackro, Saturday, 5 July 2008 07:01 (fifteen years ago) link
delish
― strgn, Saturday, 5 July 2008 07:01 (fifteen years ago) link
Has anyone actually bothered to listen to this album?
― Mr. Snrub, Saturday, 5 July 2008 18:18 (fifteen years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― ILX System, Saturday, 5 July 2008 23:01 (fifteen years ago) link
Could use a sequel.
― Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 10 October 2017 01:12 (six years ago) link