Hastings looks hopefully toward the future with a dawning sense of the inevitability of all things NUMBER 5

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Are you saying you are too lazy to shave or too lazy to dye your beard?

So confused now.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 18:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Sara, do your children eat you? Does that cause grey hair?

I hope you sung this to the tune of Yentl's "Papa Can You Hear Me?"

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 18:14 (seventeen years ago) link

The day I get grey pubes = the day I remove all the hair from my body.

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 18:18 (seventeen years ago) link

The day Dan shaves off his eyebrows is the day I know too much about his pubic region.

― Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 18:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Amen to that.

Perhaps this is where John's suicide cult comes back into play.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 18:27 (seventeen years ago) link

The day Dan shaves off his eyebrows is the day I know too much about his pubic region.

Especially if he invites you to watch. Or worse, help.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 18:32 (seventeen years ago) link

YOU CAN NEVER KNOW TOO MUCH ABOUT MY PUBIC REGION

For example, today it is spry.

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 18:32 (seventeen years ago) link

It is awfully early in the thread for me to be pleading for brain bleach, isn't it?

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 18:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Yesterday it was slightly chafed and musty thanks to travel wear-and-tear.

― The Evilest Bastard Out There (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 18:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Perhaps this is where John's suicide cult comes back into play.

Like if the Ozbourne's discover some of John's overwrought middle-school poetry about full-body waxing and the school councelor calls John into his office to meet with the police, and John's like, what the hell is wrong with you people, I'm 33-years-old?

And Dan issues a public statement about his grey pubes and the whole dirty affair is overplayed and overanalized on 24-hour news channels until another missing white girl story gets refreshed?

― Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 18:36 (seventeen years ago) link

For example, today it is spry.

Sometimes it is wry, other times it is fly. On bad days, it makes the saints cry.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 18:37 (seventeen years ago) link

It is ALWAYS fly!

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 18:38 (seventeen years ago) link

http://entoplp.okstate.edu/ddd/images/pubic-louse.jpg

― Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 18:38 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't understand how the Ozbournes got involved in this.

(xpost)

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 18:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Pubic hairs all OVER that critter.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 18:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Sometimes it is drab. On bad days it is full of...

― Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 18:43 (seventeen years ago) link

crab?

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 18:43 (seventeen years ago) link

GUACAMOLE

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 18:44 (seventeen years ago) link

I like guacamole, but not that much.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 18:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Dan, that's not Guacamole. That's discharge.

― John Justen, All Dude Dual Groom Swordfight Revue (johnjusten), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 18:46 (seventeen years ago) link

"Is guac supposed to get fuzzy after a while?"

*cough* "Erm...have a koala taco."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 18:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Okay, brain bleach. Now. I don't care how early it is.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 18:46 (seventeen years ago) link

This puts hot butter in a new light.

― Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 18:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Or under a very dark cloud.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 18:48 (seventeen years ago) link

A part of me would be psyched to have a venereal disease that caused my junk to generate guacamole, I have to admit.

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 18:48 (seventeen years ago) link

"It's called WHAT?"

"Guacahhrea."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 18:50 (seventeen years ago) link

"Spicy!"

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 18:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Six months later, at Taco Bell:

"Wow, these new guacahhrea taquito grandes are the best ever! How'd you think of the idea?"

"It came to me in more than one way."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 18:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Otherwise known as the "snack".

― Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 18:51 (seventeen years ago) link

As in, "Man, I caught a bad case of the snack in Tijuana."

― Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 18:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Somewhere
Out there
In the pale sunlight
Sara's
Reading this thread
And getting dry heaves tonight...

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 18:54 (seventeen years ago) link

"Dan, why are you wearing pants made of tortilla chips?"
"That's a funny story! You see, ..."

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 18:56 (seventeen years ago) link

The secret Perfect Strangers episode, right there.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 18:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Dan will now refer to his junk as the "snack pack".

― Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 18:59 (seventeen years ago) link

"Available in kiddie sizes."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 18:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Now all you need is a marketing agreement with Disney.

― Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 19:05 (seventeen years ago) link

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/5/57/Huntssnackpack.jpg

OH GOD MY EYES.

― John Justen, All Dude Dual Groom Swordfight Revue (johnjusten), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 19:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Although this does imply that Warner Brothers might express more interest...

― John Justen, All Dude Dual Groom Swordfight Revue (johnjusten), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 19:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Also, I made this for all of you:

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― John Justen, All Dude Dual Groom Swordfight Revue (johnjusten), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 19:39 (seventeen years ago) link

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― John Justen, All Dude Dual Groom Swordfight Revue (johnjusten), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 19:41 (seventeen years ago) link

WAHT?> Anybody want to fix this and make me look less stupid?

One more time.
http://img364.imageshack.us/img364/3842/sealft3.gif

― John Justen, All Dude Dual Groom Swordfight Revue (johnjusten), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 19:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Ahhh. That's better.

― John Justen, All Dude Dual Groom Swordfight Revue (johnjusten), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 19:52 (seventeen years ago) link

John, use

*equals sign* is =
*quote* is "

I'm sure that is completely unclear.

― Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 19:52 (seventeen years ago) link

How is it that I forgot how thoughtful John and Jeff both are? How?

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 19:54 (seventeen years ago) link

My middle name is "Orange Dreme Hip Hop"! Weird.

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 19:55 (seventeen years ago) link

You know, I was trying to be discreet when I didn't enquire about that with your parents on Saturday. Don't tempt me.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 19:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Dan, I don't know if it's the shape or color of your testicles that I find most disturbing. OK, it's the packaging.

John, here: http://www.w3schools.com/tags/tag_img.asp

― Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

It is certainly too bad that my anat and phys class won't hit the reproductive anatomy unit until the end of the semester.

Or wait, maybe that gives Dan adequate time to be our model for a day. (I don't think anyone would come at you with a scalpel...)

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 20:01 (seventeen years ago) link

HOW DO I CUM SCALPEL?

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

Not a turn-on for most, but I'm sure there are exceptions to the rule.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 20:09 (seventeen years ago) link

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I don't envy me.

John doesn't pity me.

Mike would laugh at me.

I need a pointier soldering iron than last time.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Saturday, 7 October 2006 02:18 (seventeen years ago) link

and make you and I weigh more

This is why I dropped physics so long ago. Extra time wouldn't be worth weighing more. Although I suppose you mean it in a gravity-related way rather than how I'm thinking of it (no, I will not go up another jeans size...).

Alternatively, you write, if he manufactured time while on earth...

Well, what planet would work better?

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Saturday, 7 October 2006 02:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Well, increasing the amount of timemight actually just extend the gravitational pull or condense it...
Warping space-time isn't fully clear to me, and einsteinian physics are becoming less and less clear after people have learned to stop and start light and quantum theory becomes the focus.

There was an entire movie about the observation effect and the rapid move of combining physics and spiritual ideas on today. I only caught some of it. It wasn't very well made.
The interviews were good, but the original parts were mediocre bits of film-school symbolism and cheap digital cimematography.

It was called "What the Bleep do We Know?"

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Saturday, 7 October 2006 03:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Just in need of a little reassurance here. If your friend called you and wanted you to check her out of a psych ward against medical advice, you're being a friend by not doing so, correct? Cuz I feel really shitty right now.

(And I admit that part of my reasoning for not going is that hey, I have other plans today and I'm a selfish bitch that way. BUT. Against medical advice...)

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Saturday, 7 October 2006 17:29 (seventeen years ago) link

You absolutely made the right decision. No need to second guess yourself.

Now that the serious moment is over, I promise to go back to being an insensitive snarky asshole.

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Saturday, 7 October 2006 19:11 (seventeen years ago) link

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20061007/capt.f76614533dba4f46a55a94483e326326.foley_ethics_committee_wx101.jpg?x=210&y=345&sig=rk53ao5.74P8i5zyf_sxeQ--

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Saturday, 7 October 2006 19:56 (seventeen years ago) link

This is now my favorite photo ever. WTF is this, congressional candid camera?

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Saturday, 7 October 2006 19:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Thanks John. Just... thanks.

I'm off to a Very Nice Dinner.

Hope everyone has a fabulous (and safe and mostly sane) night...

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Saturday, 7 October 2006 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

This is now my favorite photo ever. WTF is this, congressional candid camera?

CSPAN presents Let it Be

― nate p. (natepatrin), Sunday, 8 October 2006 00:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Dinner at Ristorante Luci is still awesome. Afterwards we wandered to Cheapo (overdressed, but whatever) and I bought the Go-Go's c.d. that I had on vinyl when I was in grade school... probably my first record ever. I just had to hear that today.

WRT Congressional Candid Camera... can we get Rep. Foley on that? Or is the NC-17 rating going to be necessary again?

Also John, just to reassure you, of course if anyone asks, I will tell them that you are an insensitive snarky asshole. You have your reputation to consider.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Sunday, 8 October 2006 03:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Sara, you've now REQUESTED another celebrity sex tape/

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Sunday, 8 October 2006 04:33 (seventeen years ago) link

And Malaysian food is as delicious as I thought it would be. I am home, fat and happy. Kinda. (I am happy, but not fat. Just feels that way.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 8 October 2006 04:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Sara, you've now REQUESTED another celebrity sex tape/

Clearly, I'm tired since if I had realized I was doing that, I would have at least chosen someone remotely attractive. And not a Republican. I have standards, you know.

Ned, I'm so jealous of the Malaysian food. My only consolation is that I ate some fantastic flourless chocolate cake with raspberry sauce for dessert. I'm feeling kind of fat myself... part of why I'm still up. I went to bed overly full of dessert last Monday night and had a dream that I was being trapped into a cave... by a person wielding a pastry bag of frosting.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Sunday, 8 October 2006 04:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh right, John.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 8 October 2006 04:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Since Dan left the state, leaving John and FB in charge of Hastings-related organized crime, I suppose he'd be a top suspect. Still, if he needed to silence me, I feel sure he wouldn't use frosting.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Sunday, 8 October 2006 04:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Okay, if you guys are ever in Boston and feel like spending $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ on food, I highly, strongly, deeply, thoroughly recommend Aujourd'hui. YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Sunday, 8 October 2006 11:05 (seventeen years ago) link

So Dan, what was the occasion?

(I am still tring to work out the spring class schedule thing and hoping to visit, but now must work robbing a bank into my scheme. And lying to A. and saying, "oh, we just ate at Taco Bell..." Details, details.)

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Sunday, 8 October 2006 12:28 (seventeen years ago) link

J031's b-day (which is on your anniversary)! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Sunday, 8 October 2006 16:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Well, then I hope she had a super-happy birthday!

October 7 is also the day our friend D0n had his kidney transplant several years ago. Clearly an auspicious day for many. :)

(now, in theory, I will always remember J031's birthday...)

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Sunday, 8 October 2006 17:38 (seventeen years ago) link

i miss being able to spend $$$$$$$$$$$$ on food.

― gbx (skowly), Sunday, 8 October 2006 18:16 (seventeen years ago) link

It is worse when you have to pay for a sitter, too! (Although last night ours bailed on us; thankfully friends stepped in and took the kids for a few hours).

But yeah, I hear you. Going back to school for me has the paradoxical effect of causing me to eat out more (due to the long drive and the fact that my classes are when I should be eating dinner) while I an afford it less.

I hate money, I love money, and I hate that I love money. Argh.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Sunday, 8 October 2006 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Going back to school for me has the paradoxical effect of causing me to eat out more (due to the long drive and the fact that my classes are when I should be eating dinner) while I an afford it less.

This is bigtime. I've been doing the same (minus the long drive).

― gbx (skowly), Sunday, 8 October 2006 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

You know, that makes me feel marginally better somehow - I'm not alone! Plus I should get over my envy of your lack of other responsibilities, since, sure I have a long drive, but I'll be done in 3 1/2 years and I'm not in Montana, I have a really great husband waiting for me at home, plus two kids who are pretty amazing.

On the other hand, eventually you are going to totally out-earn me...

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Sunday, 8 October 2006 21:32 (seventeen years ago) link

John must now ask his father if they have any 8-pin cables laying about, as I forgot that MIDI cables are a totally different number and layout...
I think I saw something similar, and I know it's been used as CD controllers, Light controllers, and chintzy stereo 'all-in-one' in/out connectors.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Monday, 9 October 2006 00:17 (seventeen years ago) link

I wanged my kneecap on a stool while running to the bathroom to piss.
I woke up slowly and...incorrectly a few minutes later....on the toilet.
kneecap ouchie.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Monday, 9 October 2006 02:05 (seventeen years ago) link

I think it may be time for codiene cough syrup.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Monday, 9 October 2006 02:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Cough syrup is not going to help your patellar injury. I'm just sayin'. (Wait, you don't still have pneumonia, do you?)

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 9 October 2006 03:16 (seventeen years ago) link

HAHAHA.
no....I don't think. Nah it's just a cold.

It helped me sleep.

Here's a GZeus X-Mas if anyone feels enough pity:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=130026037293
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=130007829887

I've just spend more than enough one Genesis stuff, and can't buy more until I sell what I don't need.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Monday, 9 October 2006 11:22 (seventeen years ago) link

This is just part of what I bought:
http://i8.ebayimg.com/03/i/08/8b/aa/69_1.JPG
SOOO HAPPY! [/kibbles n bits voice]

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Monday, 9 October 2006 11:24 (seventeen years ago) link

So, if I've already asked, I'll ask again: Anyone wanna buy a Genesis or a Sega CD?

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Monday, 9 October 2006 11:39 (seventeen years ago) link

I just passed out again and fell in the hallway.
Hit my head on the way down and that's the only reason I remember falling. Don;t even remember how I got from the bathroom to the hallway.
lay there waiting until I could hear and see againbefore I got back up to take the pills that lay in and around my hand.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Monday, 9 October 2006 12:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Dude, that sounds like more than "just a cold." Get better!

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 9 October 2006 12:14 (seventeen years ago) link

http://mormonconspiracy.com/images/screwarr.gif Hastings, is a tapping, as of some one gently rapping, rapping at your chamber door: Number 6(66)

― Fluffy Bear, among 100% of the population (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 9 October 2006 14:41 (seventeen years ago) link

five years pass...

http://i.imgur.com/WBOFT.jpg

― lag∞n, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 04:18 (eleven years ago) link

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