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Erm, I think the problem might be that pointing out how "stupid" people who makes over-the-top generalizations are by making over-the-top generalizations might be, well... oh nevermind.

Feminazis to thread??

Aaron W (Aaron W), Monday, 24 February 2003 20:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

Bad feminism is more often bad (ludicrously bad) scholarship than bad politics, though sometimes it's both.

I'm not so sure this can be blamed on feminism anyhow. That example's more like naive Freudianism with a dollop of feminism as a garnish.

Amateurist (amateurist), Monday, 24 February 2003 20:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

Oh right! That message at the end of Ball-Hog or Tugboat!

Did she ever get her Annie soundtrack back?

Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 24 February 2003 20:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

Er, I don't see how 'penetrate' is a bad example...?

mark p (Mark P), Monday, 24 February 2003 20:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

There's a huge difference between "women are equal to men" (true) and "wome are treated equally to men" (false).

I wonder how many men would be fine with having their salaries reduced to match their female contemporaries if it meant that it was no longer socially acceptable for someone to punch them in the face in the course of a heated argument.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 24 February 2003 20:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

I am one of three men at my workplace and I get the lowest pay! But no one punches me in the face. I am happy.

Amateurist (amateurist), Monday, 24 February 2003 20:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

(I will flat-out state that if you agree with the viewpoint expressed by the teacher and the student in Andrew's example (severe extenuating circumstances like severe rape trauma aside), I think you are an idiot who is wasting oxygen.)

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 24 February 2003 20:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

Dan is OTM with the above comment.

hstencil, what you've posted is exactly what I was trying to avoid. Of course we all know the world is not a perfect place, and we don't need to argue about it because we all agree that women = men in rights, even if it doesn't pan out that way in the "real world".

Aaaaaaanyway, does anyone else have some tales of academic idiocy?

Andrew (enneff), Monday, 24 February 2003 20:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

Err, I meant the comment above the one above that.

Andrew (enneff), Monday, 24 February 2003 20:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

I wonder how many men would be fine with having their salaries reduced to match their female contemporaries if it meant that it was no longer socially acceptable for someone to punch them in the face in the course of a heated argument.

Hmm, well I dunno, I haven't been punched in an argument since I was at least a teenager. Also, if you think it's not "socially acceptable" in some sense to hit a women, I'd like to reintroduce you to the term "domestic violence."

hstencil, Monday, 24 February 2003 20:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

Three cheers for overuse of the word "severe"!

Hstencil: The fact that men hit women (and children) does not mean it's socially acceptable. Is murder socially acceptable? How about car theft? Crime happens, ergo it is socially acceptable.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 24 February 2003 20:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

Gee wizz Dan, you're ever so smart.

(and I'm not being sarcastic, either! (yes, I shock even myself))

Andrew (enneff), Monday, 24 February 2003 20:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

Dan, I think the example is pretty ridiculous, yes, but I think the way it was brought up was, ahem, equally ridiculous.

Andrew I don't think it's necessarily a given that everyone here thinks the same way, even on something that you and I might agree as a pretty basic given.

hstencil, Monday, 24 February 2003 20:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

Was just reading an interesting article on how the justice system consistently ignores science and the example given was that domestic abusers are less likely to reoffend if given jail time, while those sentenced to counselling more often than not were re-arrested, because not only does the counselling not work, but the women involved believe that it does work and take the abusers back thinking they're cured.

just a tidbit of info

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 24 February 2003 20:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

dan, are you jay-z?

jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 24 February 2003 20:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

I just looked at my check stub and it appears that I am getting nothing deducted under the 'face-punch social security' column.
My sister, on the other hand, seems to be paying nothing to 'rape social security'
Go figure.

oops (Oops), Monday, 24 February 2003 20:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

Dan if domestic violence wasn't socially acceptable in some degree, it probably wouldn't be so widespread.

hstencil, Monday, 24 February 2003 20:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

but of course, anger management remains the preferred way to deal with domestic abuse in the legal system

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 24 February 2003 20:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

Haha. "Short Dick Man" is playing in this internet cafe right now.

Andrew (enneff), Monday, 24 February 2003 20:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

That example's more like naive Freudianism

I'm tired of Freud being appropriated as a punching bag by undereducated knee-jerk feminists (not necessarily by you Amateurist).

Actually, "gender studies" classes are often this lame. At Berkeley the real deal gender studies were in the rhetoric department.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 24 February 2003 20:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

Since when did "relatively easy to get away with" become "socially acceptable"? Were the Enron-style shenaningans socially acceptable? If so, why are they being prosecuted?

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 24 February 2003 20:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

relatively easy to get away with almost defines "socially acceptable"...laws arent allowed to lapse or wibble or fade if people really find these things so damn abhorent

jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 24 February 2003 20:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

In a foreign policy class the teacher and several eager students earnestly discussed the phallic nature of long-range missiles (and their vaginal-like silos) as having serious implications for the study of the Cold War.

>Spencer, I agree, that's why I added the word "naive" (not that Freud didn't write his share of loopy, totally-bogus nonsense). <

Amateurist (amateurist), Monday, 24 February 2003 20:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

I was thinking more along the lines of "easy to hide signs of your crime and intimidate your victims into silence" but feel free to read whatever intepretation into my words that you find appropriate; it's my responsibility not to be so ambiguious.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 24 February 2003 20:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

In a foreign policy class the teacher and several eager students earnestly discussed the phallic nature of long-range missiles (and their vaginal-like silos) as having serious implications for the study of the Cold War.

These are the type of people who would say Dr. Strangelove is a porno.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 24 February 2003 20:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

Mafiosos do things that are socially unacceptable, but get away w/them relatively easily

oops (Oops), Monday, 24 February 2003 20:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ned. The Cold War is not a porno but Dr. Strangelove IS.

Maria (Maria), Monday, 24 February 2003 20:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

Am I the only woman here who would be inclined to call the police if a man shouted FUCKING DIE MORON at me?

Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 24 February 2003 21:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Since when did "relatively easy to get away with" become "socially acceptable"?

Not only "relatively easy to get away with," but also "incredibly common and not second-guessed by the perpetrator." I would assume that one of the reasons I've see anti-domestic violence ads in public transit are because some men might not know it's a crime. I.e. it's "acceptible" to them.

Were the Enron-style shenaningans socially acceptable?

I'm sure there are plenty of people who don't return Ken Lay's phone calls, but I haven't seen a society-wide change because of any of this. Aside from the market being down, but that happened before Enron anyway.

If so, why are they being prosecuted?

Uh, well has anyone even brought charges yet against Ken Lay or Bernie Ebbers? Definitely those are two people involved in corporate scandals who are prolly not "socially acceptible" in the business world these days, but as of yet neither has been charged with anything.

hstencil, Monday, 24 February 2003 21:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

It's a Boy's, Boy's, Boy's, Boy's World, ladies & germs.

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 24 February 2003 21:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

jody, we've found that the police don't really care when women call about getting things shouted at them, so dont bother

jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 24 February 2003 21:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

Well I for one can't think of any better method of academic dialogue than yelling "Fucking die moron!" at someone.

< /sarcasm >

hstencil, Monday, 24 February 2003 21:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

isn't that a term of endearment on ILM?

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 24 February 2003 21:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

this thread is depressing.

mark p (Mark P), Monday, 24 February 2003 21:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

how many women in here feel safe walking down a city street alone at night?

I ask because I am a walker. I'm male, but of fairly slight proportions, but when I'm walking at night and happen to find myself behind a woman, or even two women, they usually turn back every so often or pick up their pace or turn off (the worst is when my path is coincidentally the same as theirs), but I get the very clear impression that my presence, as unintimidating as I may be to folks who know, makes them nervous.

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 24 February 2003 21:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

Is this where I get to mention the hegemony of the anti-feminist New Right again? And the next post is where Sterling adds "= America"?

Cozen (Cozen), Monday, 24 February 2003 21:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

You classify yourself as a walker?
That makes me giggle

oops (Oops), Monday, 24 February 2003 21:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

its depressing day on ilx

jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 24 February 2003 21:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

Anyone want to see my bruises?

What I find amusing in Andrew’s examples, is that the phallic nature of the symbols are valid only for the primary observer.

The professor in the first example is in the practice of looking for phallic symbols and their symbolic oppression (to her) of her Sex— both personal and gender. Taken in the context of a course in studying self-oppression, one would be likely to see offences where none exist— or in this case seeing penises merely by opening one’s eyes.

For “Retard Girl,” the thought of being penetrated would have to be forefront in her conscious for her to take offense, which would be a knee-jerk response to cover the guilt of having naughty thoughts.

I find it likely that any course studying self-oppression would cause the student (and teacher) to invent slights where none exist.

Sigmund Freud (SiggyBaby), Monday, 24 February 2003 21:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

Jess - if I could hug you.)

Cozen (Cozen), Monday, 24 February 2003 21:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

Horace, I'd be nervous, but I think I'd also be nervous if I were a man. Isn't walking on city streets alone at night generally considered dangerous?

Maria (Maria), Monday, 24 February 2003 21:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

Most people who commit crimes second-guess themselves. Thieves and murderers often give themselves up in a frenzied torment of guilt because of this.

The argument that says "It is socially acceptable to beat women because the men doing the beating don't realize it isn't socially acceptable" is really, really, really stupid. Given the media saturation of the past two decades of the problems of domestic abuse and heightened availability/awareness of options for getting out of abusive relationships, you would have to believe that every man who beats a woman is living under a rock if he realizes he's doing something wrong, let alone the whole manipulative "It's your fault, why do you make me do this to you?" tactic of keeping the victim from seeking help basically screaming that the abuser knows he's doing wrong.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 24 February 2003 21:13 (twenty-one years ago) link


how many women in here feel safe walking down a city street alone at night?

I ask because I am a walker. I'm male, but of fairly slight proportions,
but when I'm walking at night and happen to find myself behind a woman, or
even two women, they usually turn back every so often or pick up their pace
or turn off (the worst is when my path is coincidentally the same as
theirs), but I get the very clear impression that my presence, as
unintimidating as I may be to folks who know, makes them nervous.

I've noticed this too and I realized that I usually end up slowing my pace or crossing the street so I won't be perceived as a threat.

Jonathan Williams (ex machina), Monday, 24 February 2003 21:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

This is all very interesting but I'd like some more examples of academic idiocy. Those first two were pretty funny.

Mr. Diamond (diamond), Monday, 24 February 2003 21:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

i've had more things shouted at me on the street in broad daylight and i'm of rather, uh, unslight build

jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 24 February 2003 21:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

This is quite an interesting article, in the web journal I co-edit. Sheesh.

Cozen (Cozen), Monday, 24 February 2003 21:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

Look Dan I'm not saying it's right, I'm just saying that's how it is. I want it to change. But just wishing things will change, without acknowledging what they are, isn't doing anything. And media saturation or not, there are still PLENTY of men out there who do not know that domestic violence is wrong. I live in "Media Capital of the World" New York City - yet domestic violence is a major problem here. A friend of mine works with the Brooklyn DA's department on domestic violence - would you like me to ask her for current statistics on how widespread a problem it is?

hstencil, Monday, 24 February 2003 21:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

That's the Susheela Math one.

Cozen (Cozen), Monday, 24 February 2003 21:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

My friend with a typical romulan scenester haircut and slight build got called a "Weezer Faggot" by a passing heavily customized car..... best insult ever!

Jonathan Williams (ex machina), Monday, 24 February 2003 21:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

Speaking from personal experience (knowing a man who is violent), ads that convey it's not "socially acceptable" are not going to work in certain economic strata where "social acceptability" is a laughable rather than persuasive concept. I can't speak for wealthy or middle-class environments, because I have no familiarity with those environments. Guys who think someone's got it coming - man or woman - really believe that. I'm sorry - I wish I could explain it all here, but it's too complicated. I just think that the approach taken by most feminists and domestic violence people (of which I was one for many years) is misguided and doesn't take into consideration the fact that people with economic hardships need each other and can't just throw someone out of their society.

Perhaps there should be a separate thread for this issue, though.

N. Cognito, Monday, 24 February 2003 21:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

no dan, according me, that old and now v. rarely encountered meaning is still contained deep in that word — other uses can overlay or push aside or bury older uses, but they don't go totally unrecoverably away (as your post in fact demonstrates)

lots of words contain contradictory meanings simultaneously: this isn't remotely a problem — the difft meanings merely emerge when the word is deployed in different contexts (this is a crappy and lame way of saying it: the 'spell' way is much more vivid and clearer)

pf's point — what if everyone forgets? how is it recoverable then? — seems strong enough, but the point is that the right language act (= the correct spell) can bring the meaning alive again

you *could* re-animate the elements of "nice" that link it closely with "wanton" and "dissolute", and make that usage "valid" ("valid" just means "does it work?"): in the right time and place you could do it with a single sentence on yr part (i give you "grebt"), though i think this is unusual (and what it actually means is that w.you sentence you cause countless others to repeat either yr spell — think of python fans saying "albatross" — or related variants)

old connotations may sleep, they don't begone-as-if-they-never-were

mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 25 February 2003 19:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

Mark S: I can't quite accept your case: cos if *everyone* forgot a meaning then when it was reactivated no-one would realize it was a REactivation, rather than a new meaning.

I have no bone to pick on this subject, though, as far as I can tell; and my 'forgetting' point was (meant to be) less central than my 'pragmatic' point.

the pinefox, Tuesday, 25 February 2003 19:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

Great, thanks, Sterling. That seems to be the usual slant of How Marketers Put Things, doesn't it. Is there an academic contingent, though, that doesn't have that wariness? As I've probably mentioned, my understanding of any given one of our books tends to stem less from reading it than from reading all of its reviews, plus peer review from before publication -- and none of the book's academic reviews, then or now, really spent much time on the issue you're raising. Is it taken as a given that no one in the linguistics world misinterprets him in the way you're saying simplified summaries tend to?

Also what about the issue of cultural differentiation: isn't it precisely language that transfers those conceptual sets from one generation to the next? Your example of using cardinal directions, for instance ... well, it doesn't actually fit well with what I'm about to say. Aren't there examples of conceptual issues like that that get formed into rigid categories slowly -- where the conceptual stuff is eventually subsumed into language itself, meaning that acquiring the language involves picking up the conceptual sets as well? I've always interpreted this as part of what Lakoff is getting at (and maybe part of what Mark is saying here, too!). For instance, we talk a lot about distinctions that have been developed in issues of, say, race, or conceptualizing different types of "love," or things like that. A child acquiring the English language doesn't have to re-make these distinctions, because they're passed on not in some artificial practice but in distinct categories of language. These are social distinctions and not conceptual ones, I suppose, but I (and some possibly misreading reviewers) connect Lakoff's arguments with the idea of language as not just reinforcing such concepts but also actively transmitting them.

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 25 February 2003 19:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

"We talk a lot" = recent discussions of the invention of homosexuality, a perfect example of a piece of language that carries with it actual ways of thinking about human behavior. (Acquiring the word itself necessitates acquiring a related set of "category" concepts as well.)

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 25 February 2003 20:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

These are social distinctions and not conceptual ones, I suppose, but I (and some possibly misreading reviewers) connect Lakoff's arguments with the idea of language as not just reinforcing such concepts but also actively transmitting them.

The point is that Lakoff doesn't deal with that stuff -- he recognizes that linguistics can only play a subordinate role to other disciplines in that sort of study and thus he avoids going there. He doesn't oppose it per se, but he also makes clear that his research need not have such implications -- of course I've yet to read his new one on philosophy so maybe I've just got a one sided view from having studied under him briefly.

I mean of course marketeers are going to play that stuff up too, because readers outside the discipline don't just want to know "Here are some interesting things" but "how can I use this?" except in many ways, they can't.

Is it taken as a given that no one in the linguistics world misinterprets him in the way you're saying simplified summaries tend to?

The problem I think is that there are distinct schools of linguistics -- chomskyian and less-so (and the less-so school is more dispersed but Lakoff is a recognized figure there). The less-so school is making inroads on questioning some long held comskyian assumptions, but it faces significant obstacles and I think that's more where these misreadings come in -- not from careful academic appraisals of these sorts of things, but off-the-cuff dismissals by exponants of a different school.

& I think Lakoff lends himself to these misreadings himself -- for example with his book "Moral Politics" on the structure of conservative thought. He's obviously thinking in a way conditioned by his academic work, but there's no actual connection to be drawn between his scientific work and a book like this. The implication of doing such a work in such a way can tend to undermine acceptance of his research sometimes, I think.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 25 February 2003 20:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

(Ha, I'm glad you know that one: I just spent my entire lunch trying to figure out how the distinction you're making applies to Moral Politics. Conclusion: it's straight, in that Moral Politics is ostensibly just about using metaphors to tap into supposedly pre-existing liberal vs. conservative conceptions of the world. I think.)

(I think another factor in interpreting Lakoff's less academic books is that they're, well, seriously far-reaching, with Moral Politics as the absolute pinnacle of that: a large proportion of this book's reviews say something like "well, this is certainly an interesting way of thinking about things, but I'm just not so sure it works that way..." Same for Metaphor We Live By, actually, in non-specialist review. But I'm not sure it's possible to comment on the basic concepts people use to view the world without people, umm, vigorously denying that their worldviews are definable enough to be discussed.)

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 25 February 2003 20:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

wooooooooooooo that ass is nice

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 25 February 2003 20:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

What is it about Linguistics that makes 'em wanna get into totally other fields? Like I see similar modes of thought in Lakoff's academic and nonacademic work but acceptance of one doesn't imply acceptance of the other. Similarly with Chomsky.

Are professors in other disciplines inclined to dabble as far and wide?

Is there some imperative on *their* part to demonstrate why otherwise quite abtruse work is of vital meaning in the world -- a science variation of my take on artistic ethos?

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 25 February 2003 20:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

What, you mean they're just overcompensating for no one caring about Construction Grammar approaches to modeling the event-structure representation of the German applicative?

(The good safety valve they have at present is computational linguistics, I think, or if not that the bridge between traditional and computational linguistics: the part where people start caring about German applicatives is when they want German texts translated into Finnic and then subjected to "semantically rich" databasing and searching.)

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 25 February 2003 20:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

I ended-up in a "Gendered Rhetoric" course last year - something I'd recommend avoiding in the future. Anyway, it's part of the tech. writing program, along with formatting/page design, editing, and so forth. Our wonderful teacher would not let us use the word "bullet" or "bulleted" in our presentations, papers, and so forth.

Why?

Because she was a woman and men were into threatening women with guns and bullets and therefore the word bullet should not be used because it intimidates women.

So just how in the hell are we to describe a "bulleted" list? A dotted list, perhaps? A listing with symbols before each separate item? It was horrid.

I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 02:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

was she serious or was it, y'know, an exercise in examining why language does what it does?

gaz (gaz), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 03:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

She was serious - she said the term was offensive and discrimnatory and was manufactured to remind women of their place in a man's world. It really was beyond belief.

But the class was very interesting (once I got past the whole "men keep women down, therefore all men are evil" stuff that the prof. dished-out - she really disliked males). I was (and am) most taken with the ideas about how male and female writing differs, especially at younger ages (teenage girls talking in exclamations, teenage boys being aggressive in their writing, etc.) While I see much of this as being stereotypical, there is still some basic truth that males and females are taught to espress themseles differently. Anyway, it's made me more conscious of how I use language and what it says about me and other writers. (And I'm now investigating the gender-marked language of the post-operative transsexual community - really interesting, in my mind.)

I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 04:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

teenage girls talking in exclamations!!!??

haha -- s. trife to thread!!!!!!

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 05:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

Point taken, Dan. (waaaaaaay upthread) Although I don't know whether most black people would be offended by the word "nigger" or by the sentiment behind it's usage. "nigger", like "wog" or "chink" (perhaps Australian idiom only?) is inherently racist and offensive. Hrmm, I don't know where I stand on this issue any more. I do still think that people who are offended by "cunt" or "fuck" or being called a "cunting fuck" or whatever are dicks.

Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 11:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

QUestion re bullet points though - in what way are they like bullets? So why does that word come in to use. (I would suggest it prob comes via bulletin, is a coincidence of word and also therefore an interesting idea that whilst the the object of bullet point looks little like an actual bullet we can accept the similarity because of its name).

Pete (Pete), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 11:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

Bless you, Laura, for I would have either asked to see proof of further education in diploma form, started a big fight with that teacher using basic etymology as my first tool (feminists who use 'womyn' etc drive me mad as these are feminists who cannot spell), whacked in a few written thrusts, penetrating glances, violated spaces etc. WHEREVER POSSIBLE, or just called the bullet points 'little nipples' in group discussion and undermine the stupidity that way.

suzy (suzy), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 11:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

Hahaha 'little nipples'=MAN nipples! Brilliant.

Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 11:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

feminists who use 'womyn' etc drive me mad as these are feminists who cannot spell

Suzy, I kiss you (in a nonsexual, non-threatening manner).

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 13:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

Dan is feeling the companion-style love tonight. Er, this morning.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 14:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

"kiss" is from the same route as "curse" (meaning "i throw my used tampon at you and you turn into a frog")

mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 14:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

Everywhere I go, people start flinging menses. I'm beginning to worry.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 14:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

So long as they're not aimed at you...

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 14:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Duck and cover, son. Duck and cover."

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 14:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

seventeen years pass...

nothing has ever happened less than the "gender studies class" described in OP

What's (Left), Wednesday, 13 May 2020 00:47 (three years ago) link

Ah, the stupendous, death-defying heights of early ILX.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 00:50 (three years ago) link

great revive

sleeve, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 00:58 (three years ago) link

ffs

genital giant (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 13 May 2020 00:59 (three years ago) link

I think you mean fp

sleeve, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 00:59 (three years ago) link

this thread is depressing.

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, February 24, 2003 4:05 PM (seventeen years ago)

pomenitul, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 01:00 (three years ago) link

Anyway, OP's faux-anecdote brings to mind the atheist professor copypasta.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 01:01 (three years ago) link

in the movie of this thread, the teacher is going to be played by Kevin Sorbo

genital giant (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 13 May 2020 01:02 (three years ago) link

I keep mistaking him for Brendan Fraser.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 01:04 (three years ago) link

not sure why this was worth reviving

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 13 May 2020 05:24 (three years ago) link

-what the EMT will probably say after I go into cardiac arrest

genital giant (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 13 May 2020 05:28 (three years ago) link


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