* Descriptions of dragons are widespread and match descriptions of dinosaurs, suggesting that dragons were real creatures and were actually dinosaurs.
― Sugar hiccup, Makes a pig soar and swoon (Pillbox), Sunday, 9 November 2008 01:48 (fifteen years ago) link
The page on F.D.Roosevelt is some str8 up nasty weasely shit.
― The Plastic Fork (Pashmina), Sunday, 9 November 2008 02:56 (fifteen years ago) link
That's probably what conservatism is at heart, of course, ie, the maintenance of a myth that what is happening now is what has always happened.
thx for this
― HOOS HOOS HOOS on the autosteen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 9 November 2008 03:07 (fifteen years ago) link
Apart from this period, the original series generally did not have a particularly heavily political leaning (perhaps reflecting the less liberal culture in the BBC in those times)
Damn those conservative titties and Benny Hill gags.
― Trayce, Sunday, 9 November 2008 04:30 (fifteen years ago) link
Ha yeah I thought I was being really obvious, allow me my baby steps.
― moley, Sunday, 9 November 2008 06:23 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.conservapedia.com/IQ
http://www.fixmbr.de/wp-content/uploads/us_election_iq.jpg
― StanM, Sunday, 9 November 2008 07:34 (fifteen years ago) link
A sympathy vote is a vote given in an election to a candidate because of that candidate's apparent disabilities. It is believed[Citation Needed] that up to 3% of the votes given to Barack Obama during the 2008 presidential election was sympathy votes, enough to have determined the outcome in favour of Sen. Obama.
― ledge, Monday, 10 November 2008 14:28 (fifteen years ago) link
somebody please please put that election iq jpg on teh IQ page
― s1ocki, Monday, 10 November 2008 14:40 (fifteen years ago) link
don't think you can link to external images.
also it's a hoax ;_;http://www.snopes.com/politics/ballot/stateiq.asp
― ledge, Monday, 10 November 2008 15:01 (fifteen years ago) link
Their obsession with homosexuality is most comical. http://www.conservapedia.com/Homosexuality weighs in at an impressive 23,000 words, almost exactly double the wikipedia entry. And many of the sections link off to longer separate pages - just in the health bracket alone you can find pages on * Homosexuality and AIDS * Homosexuality and MRSA * Homosexuality and Syphilis * Homosexuality and Gonorrhea * Homosexuality and Lymphogranuloma Venereum * Homosexuality and Parasites * Homosexuality and Proctitus * Homosexuality and Hepatitis * Homosexuality and Shigellosis * Homosexuality and Anal Cancer * Homosexuality and Illegal Drug Use * Homosexuality and Mental Health * Gay Bowel Syndrome * Homosexual bathhouses and disease * Homosexual circuit parties and disease * Lesbianism and Obesity
― ledge, Monday, 10 November 2008 15:13 (fifteen years ago) link
still my all-time favorite conservapedia passage: According to the origins theory model used by young earth creation scientists, modern kangaroos are the descendants of the two founding members of the modern kangaroo baramin that were taken aboard Noah's Ark prior to the Great Flood. It has not yet been determined by baraminologists whether kangaroos form a holobaramin with the wallaby, tree-kangaroo, wallaroo, pademelon and quokka, or if all these species are in fact apobaraminic or polybaraminic. After the Flood, these kangaroos bred from the Ark passengers migrated to Australia. There is debate whether this migration happened over land[6] with lower sea levels during the post-flood ice age, or before the supercontinent of Pangea broke apart[7] The idea that God simply generated kangaroos into existence there is considered by most creation researchers to be contra-Biblical. Other views on kangaroo origins include the belief of some Australian Aborigines that kangaroos were sung into existence by their ancestors during the "Dreamtime" [8] and the evolutionary view that kangaroos and the other marsupials evolved from a common marsupial ancestor which lived hundreds of millions of years ago.[9]― With a little bit of gold and a Peja (bernard snowy), Saturday, 8 November 2008 22:32 (2 days ago) Bookmark
According to the origins theory model used by young earth creation scientists, modern kangaroos are the descendants of the two founding members of the modern kangaroo baramin that were taken aboard Noah's Ark prior to the Great Flood. It has not yet been determined by baraminologists whether kangaroos form a holobaramin with the wallaby, tree-kangaroo, wallaroo, pademelon and quokka, or if all these species are in fact apobaraminic or polybaraminic.
After the Flood, these kangaroos bred from the Ark passengers migrated to Australia. There is debate whether this migration happened over land[6] with lower sea levels during the post-flood ice age, or before the supercontinent of Pangea broke apart[7] The idea that God simply generated kangaroos into existence there is considered by most creation researchers to be contra-Biblical.
Other views on kangaroo origins include the belief of some Australian Aborigines that kangaroos were sung into existence by their ancestors during the "Dreamtime" [8] and the evolutionary view that kangaroos and the other marsupials evolved from a common marsupial ancestor which lived hundreds of millions of years ago.[9]
― With a little bit of gold and a Peja (bernard snowy), Saturday, 8 November 2008 22:32 (2 days ago) Bookmark
More like lolobaramin amirite?
― Neil S, Monday, 10 November 2008 15:57 (fifteen years ago) link
Why I'll be... Apologies, I had no idea. :-(
― StanM, Monday, 10 November 2008 16:38 (fifteen years ago) link
* Lesbianism and Obesity
^^lol
― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Monday, 10 November 2008 16:39 (fifteen years ago) link
Obsessed? I don't know, they don't have a portal yet.
― StanM, Monday, 10 November 2008 16:53 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Sexual_intercourse&diff=prev&oldid=277307
― terrible, gay, necro, house, music (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 2 December 2008 19:07 (fifteen years ago) link
indeed
― as a dude (goole), Tuesday, 2 December 2008 19:15 (fifteen years ago) link
or, indeed!
― Mark G, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 08:40 (fifteen years ago) link
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― s1ocki, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 17:19 (fifteen years ago) link
Conservative Party MP and Shadow Minister Damian Green embarrassed Britain's Socialist government by revealing its lies and blunders over immigration policy once too often - so they had him arrested and held incommunicado for nine hours. So much for the respect of liberals and leftists for freedom and democracy. Americans can look forward to this kind of thing as the Obama caliphate takes hold. [1]
― Ron Polarik, PhD (and what), Thursday, 4 December 2008 18:09 (fifteen years ago) link
hahahahaha obama caliphate
― :) Mrs Edward Cullen XD (max), Thursday, 4 December 2008 18:10 (fifteen years ago) link
Yeahm Damian Green who, like all British conservatives (at least pretends to) believe in 'socialized medicine'.
― dowd, Thursday, 4 December 2008 18:22 (fifteen years ago) link
Bob Seger (b. 1945) is a popular American rock musician. One of his biggest hits is the song "Night Moves." This article is a stub. You can help Conservapedia by expanding it.
― terrible, gay, necro, house, music (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 4 December 2008 19:22 (fifteen years ago) link
Britain's Socialist government
― I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO (Colonel Poo), Thursday, 4 December 2008 19:27 (fifteen years ago) link
Americans can look forward to this kind of thing as the Obama caliphate takes hold. [1]
i love that this is footnoted.
― tipsy mothra, Thursday, 4 December 2008 20:18 (fifteen years ago) link
changing by the hour!
http://www.conservapedia.com/Damian_Green
Damian Green is a British politician and Conservative Party member of the House of Commons. He is the party's spokesman on immigration policy, and has repeatedly embarrassed the ruling socialist Labour Party, pointing out many incidences of incompetence and bungling, and exposing lies told by Home Office ministers responsible for immigration policy. In November 2008 he was arrested by a large squad of anti-terrorist police and held incommunicado for nine hours, while his home and office were searched. The case has raised grave disquiet about the misuse of police powers by the socialists in power in order to stifle dissent.[1]HELP US IN THE UK - WE ARE IN SERIOUS POLITICAL TROUBLE. DAMIAN GREEN WAS ARRESTED BY OUR OUT-OF-CONTROL RULING LABOUR PARTY. PLEASE RAISE AWARENESS IN AMERICA - OUR ALLIES FOR SO LONG:Incredibly, in the last five or ten years, we have seen - or rather not seen - an enormous change in the democratic freedoms afforded to British citizens. To name but a handful; we are being forced to adopt unwanted and malignant identity cards (despite owning passports already), we can be placed under 42 day arrest for mere suspicions, our government cannot keep a track nor hold of our personal data and we have been pushed into two controversial wars apparently under our ruling party's need to be associated with right-wing America.Now we are being asked to accept that a political opposition leader can be arrested apparently at the behest of the ruling party, without a statement any more substantial than a cursory "i didn't know" from our illustrious, scheming and power-crazy prime minister. Does this scenario remind you of anything? Let's consult that good old standby, namely Recent History. Namely Zimbabwe. China. Russia. Iraq. Syria. Rwanda. DR Congo....need I go on?We are on a precipice - and the chasm beneath us is as dark as it can possibly get. Our nation - for so long a shining paradigm of democracy and fairness that the world could aspire to - is hanging by a thread. And the worst of it? That our government can create this police state to either rapturous applause whipped up by the right-wing idiots of the tabloid press, or the sheer political apathy that has infected most of our population and which has allowed this vile Labour government to spread uncontrolled, far beyond the realms of the free 'Western' world. We must regain control of our nation as a people, before the dark dreams of our 'leaders' stop us from doing so altogether.
― Vault Boy Bobblehead: Drinking (kingfish), Thursday, 4 December 2008 20:50 (fifteen years ago) link
The Trustworthy Encyclopedia
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Thursday, 4 December 2008 20:53 (fifteen years ago) link
Random serendipitous searching comes up with fun:
http://www.conservapedia.com/Violent_video_gamesViolent video gamesViolent video games are video games that teach and encourage the players -- typically children -- to engage in horrific virtual violence. Teenagers playing these games are desensitized to violent and criminal acts[1][2]. In a particular study specifically children who were diagnosed with neurotic behavior and predisposition to aggression reacted to violent stimuli brought by video games, though not all of them showed aggressive behavior as a consequence[3].Examples of violent video games include:Grand Theft Auto (series) -- The series, which now spans ten games, is considered a "sandbox" game where a player can roam around a virtual city at will. The player is able to obtain many different types of weapons, murder anyone they encounter including other criminals and prostitutes, innocent bystanders, and even police officers. One of the games also included a modification that allowed a player to engage in graphic sexual acts in the game however this was not made for the public and was found long after the original release.Doom and Quake are first person shooter games wherein a player roams around various levels killing various demonic creatures. The games have been described as murder simulators and were blamed as inspiration for the Columbine Massacre as well as other school shootings.Postal 2: Apocalypse Weekend (M-rated) -- The ads for this first-person shooter boast that new weapons will enable you "to hack your enemies to meaty bits!" It involves a game character who commits violent acts against unarmed civilians. Other features in the Postal series include: urinating on people to make them vomit in disgust, using cats as shotgun silencers, and playing fetch with dogs using human heads.The Punisher (M-rated) -- Game player is able to jam knives into victims' sternums and pull up to increase the damage, cut off heads, ram a character's open mouth onto a curb, run a character over with a forklift, rip a character's arms off with an industrial hook, and set a character on fire in an electric chair.Resident Evil (series) (M-rated) -- Includes chainsaw decapitations and impalements, and zombies and other monsters ripping off other characters' throats and biting off their heads. A promotional chainsaw shaped controller was released with Resident Evil 4.Manhunt (M-rated) -- Game player's character is James Earl Cash, a convicted serial killer facing execution. The execution is ordered to be faked so that a character named "The Director" can use Cash as a star in a series of snuff films. As the Cash character kills other characters, by suffocating them with a plastic bag, slicing them up with a chainsaw, shooting them point blank with a nail gun, stabbing them in the eyeballs with a glass shard, or beheading them with a cleaver, The Director makes sexually vulgar comments. The game has two difficulty settings: fetish and hardcore.God of War (M-rated) -- Game features disembowelment, mouth-stabbing, eye-gouging, severed limbs, and human sacrifice.Silent Hill 1-4 -- large portions of these games involve roaming around decaying buildings and beating hideously malformed humanoid monsters to death with blunt instruments.Condemned -- Requires the player to bludgeon NPC's to death.The Court of Appeals for the Eighth Circuit declared this to be free speech and struck down a Minnesota law that prohibited minors from purchasing or renting video games bearing a "Mature" or "Adult Only" rating.[4]See alsoVideo gamesReferences↑ http://www.townhall.com/columnists/PhyllisSchlafly/2008/04/07/violent_video_games_held_to_be_free_speech?page=2↑ http://www.apa.org/science/psa/sb-anderson.html↑ http://www.qj.net/Study-Violent-games-don-t-alter-normal-kids/pg/49/aid/88522↑ Entm't Software Ass'n v. Swanson, 2008 U.S. App. LEXIS 5634 (8th Cir. Mar. 17, 2008).
Violent video gamesViolent video games are video games that teach and encourage the players -- typically children -- to engage in horrific virtual violence. Teenagers playing these games are desensitized to violent and criminal acts[1][2]. In a particular study specifically children who were diagnosed with neurotic behavior and predisposition to aggression reacted to violent stimuli brought by video games, though not all of them showed aggressive behavior as a consequence[3].Examples of violent video games include:Grand Theft Auto (series) -- The series, which now spans ten games, is considered a "sandbox" game where a player can roam around a virtual city at will. The player is able to obtain many different types of weapons, murder anyone they encounter including other criminals and prostitutes, innocent bystanders, and even police officers. One of the games also included a modification that allowed a player to engage in graphic sexual acts in the game however this was not made for the public and was found long after the original release.Doom and Quake are first person shooter games wherein a player roams around various levels killing various demonic creatures. The games have been described as murder simulators and were blamed as inspiration for the Columbine Massacre as well as other school shootings.Postal 2: Apocalypse Weekend (M-rated) -- The ads for this first-person shooter boast that new weapons will enable you "to hack your enemies to meaty bits!" It involves a game character who commits violent acts against unarmed civilians. Other features in the Postal series include: urinating on people to make them vomit in disgust, using cats as shotgun silencers, and playing fetch with dogs using human heads.The Punisher (M-rated) -- Game player is able to jam knives into victims' sternums and pull up to increase the damage, cut off heads, ram a character's open mouth onto a curb, run a character over with a forklift, rip a character's arms off with an industrial hook, and set a character on fire in an electric chair.Resident Evil (series) (M-rated) -- Includes chainsaw decapitations and impalements, and zombies and other monsters ripping off other characters' throats and biting off their heads. A promotional chainsaw shaped controller was released with Resident Evil 4.Manhunt (M-rated) -- Game player's character is James Earl Cash, a convicted serial killer facing execution. The execution is ordered to be faked so that a character named "The Director" can use Cash as a star in a series of snuff films. As the Cash character kills other characters, by suffocating them with a plastic bag, slicing them up with a chainsaw, shooting them point blank with a nail gun, stabbing them in the eyeballs with a glass shard, or beheading them with a cleaver, The Director makes sexually vulgar comments. The game has two difficulty settings: fetish and hardcore.God of War (M-rated) -- Game features disembowelment, mouth-stabbing, eye-gouging, severed limbs, and human sacrifice.Silent Hill 1-4 -- large portions of these games involve roaming around decaying buildings and beating hideously malformed humanoid monsters to death with blunt instruments.Condemned -- Requires the player to bludgeon NPC's to death.The Court of Appeals for the Eighth Circuit declared this to be free speech and struck down a Minnesota law that prohibited minors from purchasing or renting video games bearing a "Mature" or "Adult Only" rating.[4]See also
Video gamesReferences
↑ http://www.townhall.com/columnists/PhyllisSchlafly/2008/04/07/violent_video_games_held_to_be_free_speech?page=2↑ http://www.apa.org/science/psa/sb-anderson.html↑ http://www.qj.net/Study-Violent-games-don-t-alter-normal-kids/pg/49/aid/88522↑ Entm't Software Ass'n v. Swanson, 2008 U.S. App. LEXIS 5634 (8th Cir. Mar. 17, 2008).
― Vault Boy Bobblehead: Drinking (kingfish), Thursday, 4 December 2008 21:01 (fifteen years ago) link
I'm disappointed that the God of War entry doesn't list the whoring, including the button-mashing/sexualizing sequences
― Vault Boy Bobblehead: Drinking (kingfish), Thursday, 4 December 2008 21:04 (fifteen years ago) link
large portions of these games involve roaming around decaying buildings
o no!
The game publishers should use those descriptions in their advertising, sure to shift a few more copies.
― Merdeyeux, Thursday, 4 December 2008 21:09 (fifteen years ago) link
large portions of these games involve roaming around decaying buildings and beating hideously malformed humanoid monsters to death with blunt instruments.
Wait, is that, like, "wrong?" I mean, surely befriending the monsters, or treating them as a sort of policing issue, would be a liberal thing to do.
― nabisco, Thursday, 4 December 2008 21:11 (fifteen years ago) link
Are they in favor of Hideously Malformed Humanoid Monster rehabilitation services, or are they just afraid of being mistaken for one of them?
― nabisco, Thursday, 4 December 2008 21:12 (fifteen years ago) link
andy schlafly never found those parts
― goole, Thursday, 4 December 2008 21:31 (fifteen years ago) link
Hahaha that British uh "addendum" in the Damian Green thing! A+ conservapedia trolling.
― anatol_merklich, Thursday, 4 December 2008 22:38 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Sarah_Palin&diff=prev&oldid=523414
http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=People's_Republic_of_China&diff=prev&oldid=471393
Guy who did the Damien Greene edits has got some choice back catalogue cuts.
― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 4 December 2008 23:05 (fifteen years ago) link
Offensive remarks by Sandra Bernhard
Hi. The liberal comedian Sandra Bernhard made remarks which were deeply offensive to Sarah Palin and to Christians in a recent comedy performance. Breadan43 15:50, 22 September 2008 (EDT)
― jordan s (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 4 December 2008 23:07 (fifteen years ago) link
excellent, a double-edged zing, points for you
― Vault Boy Bobblehead: Drinking (kingfish), Thursday, 4 December 2008 23:18 (fifteen years ago) link
"A crowd much smaller than the millions predicted by the liberal media show up in D.C. for Obama's swearing in as President.[8] His first official order is expected to be to authorize taxpayer funding for abortion in foreign countries. "
― ledge, Tuesday, 20 January 2009 17:40 (fifteen years ago) link
LOL
― s1ocki, Tuesday, 20 January 2009 17:42 (fifteen years ago) link
I second that LOL.
― chap, Tuesday, 20 January 2009 17:43 (fifteen years ago) link
I don't know, this is pretty much LOL all the way:
http://www.conservapedia.com/Obama?&&
― StanM, Wednesday, 28 January 2009 18:32 (fifteen years ago) link
I know we lost a week... But we can't stay in some alternate universe where G.W.Bush is still president forever, especially if this article is going to link to the front page. We need to update this article to show that Obama is now president. I would do so, but its locked. As it has been. For quite some time. --DReynolds 23:57, 27 January 2009 (EST)
― joe, Wednesday, 28 January 2009 18:44 (fifteen years ago) link
trustworthy
― now is the time to winterize your manscape (will), Wednesday, 28 January 2009 18:46 (fifteen years ago) link
Have we mentioned Andy Schlafly's recent effort to rewrite(not retranslate) the Bible to fit in line with the rightwing ego-defense that the rest of the site?
― kingfish, Wednesday, 28 January 2009 18:49 (fifteen years ago) link
link plz
― Sarah Jessica Parkour (Batty), Wednesday, 28 January 2009 18:50 (fifteen years ago) link
what has to happen to a person to have this kind of break with reality?
― now is the time to winterize your manscape (will), Wednesday, 28 January 2009 19:02 (fifteen years ago) link
wat
― 7Crutis (libcrypt), Wednesday, 28 January 2009 19:02 (fifteen years ago) link
If that's not just fronting, it deserves a new thread.
― 7Crutis (libcrypt), Wednesday, 28 January 2009 19:03 (fifteen years ago) link
'allegedly born in Honolulu', sets the tone straight away.
― Billy Dods, Wednesday, 28 January 2009 19:14 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.conservapedia.com/Talk:Essay:Adulteress_Story
― and what, Wednesday, 28 January 2009 19:16 (fifteen years ago) link
hang on aren't you banned
― pforkboy (country matters), Wednesday, 28 January 2009 19:20 (fifteen years ago) link