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xpost, yeah 8080, some Lebanese chicken and rice would go down a lot better tomorrow than another fucking PB&J.

― Rock Hardy, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 00:56 (sixteen years ago) link

xp I mean I could walk you through the fucker...
but no doubt there'll be a similar recipe on the internet.

― Drooone, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 01:01 (sixteen years ago) link

I can tell you that it's all about the cinnamon and the fucking lamb mince.

― Drooone, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 01:02 (sixteen years ago) link

fuxxin leftovers

― Ai Lien, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 01:14 (sixteen years ago) link

Spaghetti a'la Bolognese with steamed asparagus.

― Aimless, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 01:16 (sixteen years ago) link

then i'll fucking google it myself, said the little red hen

xp

― estela, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 01:17 (sixteen years ago) link

popsicle

― Ai Lien, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 01:24 (sixteen years ago) link

Fresh red leaf lettuce salad with summer squash, cucumber, Parmesan cheese and carrot plus citrus miso dressing, ten-grain bread toasted with cocoa carmona cheese, fresh strawberries with chocolate sauce and a good red table wine.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 01:37 (sixteen years ago) link

i had some marinated fucking chicken drumsticks and rice. also chocolate fucking pudding.

― haitch, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 01:51 (sixteen years ago) link

i just ate the fucking artichoke etc while watching vince carter choke - beauty all around.

― jhøshea, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 02:00 (sixteen years ago) link

I just googled that goddamn Lebanese thing, here's the first one I found. Too bad I can't get fucking ground lamb around here. And they shouldn't call that stuff stuffing if it's not cooked in the fucking bird.

http://www.recipezaar.com/recipe/print?id=171620

I might make this tomorrow.

― Rock Hardy, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 02:06 (sixteen years ago) link

ned raggett will you be my fucking personal chef?

― Maria, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 02:25 (sixteen years ago) link

I'll have to clone myself.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 02:33 (sixteen years ago) link

That recipe is all fucking wrong. It's done with chicken breast only. and no sultanas.

Ok, so. you boil a whole chicken breast for 10 mins with a cinnamon stick and some salt. keep the stock. (and make sure the chicken isn't overcooked, it happened to me and it was a bit dry and nasty).

brown the lamb mince (1/2 kg) in a saucepan on it's own (no oil or nuffin).

Then add a tablespoon of butter with a teaspoon of ground cinnamon and a teaspoon of allspice. Cover the fucking thing and let it cook for maybe 15-20 mins, stirring it fairly frequently.

add 1 1/2 cups of basmati rice and 2 or 3 (i just used all of it) cups of the leftover stock. simmer for 20 more minutes.

brown 1/2 cup of pinenuts and 1/2 cup slivered almonds in a bit of olive oil in a frying pan or whatever's fucking handy.

To serve you put the mince/rice on a big plate or something. Then tear the chicken into smallish morsels and spread it over the rice, then put the nuts on the top of that, and then chuck on a bit more ground cinnamon on top for good times.

I think that's it.

― Drooone, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 02:34 (sixteen years ago) link

granola
mango

mondays are not the best days

unless you are ned raggett obv

― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 02:42 (sixteen years ago) link

A gross chicken kebab sandwich

palate cleansed with a bowl of Weetabix cereal

― Hurting 2, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 02:49 (sixteen years ago) link

I think I'm going cube some f'in steak and add some red bell pepper, onion, and some garlic. keep it simple stir fry style with some rice or some shit.

― dice in my pockets, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 03:19 (sixteen years ago) link

Spinach salad with fresh strawberries, feta, and a strawberry balsamic/extra-virgin dressing.

Fresh french bread with peanut butter.

A gummi bear (decided rest were just too stale for consumption - so I baked chocolate chip cookies instead).

― MsLaura, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 04:13 (sixteen years ago) link

penne with the ol' tomato vodka cream sauce
mixed greens with balsamic, olive oil, salt and pepper
Berghoff lager

― dan m, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 04:19 (sixteen years ago) link

dinner was a sad lunch rerun, but i'm making fresh peach pie and also some weird spiced rutabaga thing (or maybe just braised in butter/beef broth salt and pepper) which i'll have to figure out a companion piece for for tomorrow's dinner. i am also feeling randomly like coleslaw..

― SusanD, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 04:36 (sixteen years ago) link

pl insert fuckign btwn "feeling" and "randomly" -where it always belongs

― SusanD, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 04:42 (sixteen years ago) link

i had a big fucking lunch -- a falafel plate w/ rice, salad, and pita bread. i bought some cherries at the grand central market and i nibbled on those throughout the day, including at dinnertime. i had a little turkey breast too, so i suppose that was my fucking dinner. now i'm drinking water.

― get bent, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 06:18 (sixteen years ago) link

pl insert fuckign btwn "feeling" and "randomly" -where it always belongs




yep, it is like folks forgot what fine cuisine is all fuckin' about.

― dice in my pockets, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 06:21 (sixteen years ago) link

2 fucking nights ago: fucking fries with fucking sausages. a few hours later: hurled it into the toilet bowl a few times. fucking junk food. never again.

― nathalie, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 12:43 (sixteen years ago) link

Fuckin' steak and fuckin' frites

― Michael White, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 14:34 (sixteen years ago) link

Fucking fuck.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 14:35 (sixteen years ago) link

fucking bbq ribs and some goddamned potato salad.

― Ms Misery, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 14:37 (sixteen years ago) link

cocksmoking tortilla chips, buttmunching guacamole, and cumbubble salsa

― kenan, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 14:43 (sixteen years ago) link

cumbubble salsa

gah, God'll get you for that one, Arthur.


I just got home with a 5 lb. chicken for some pantywaisted shirtlifting* Lebanese chicken & rice tonight.

(*TM dirty vicar)

― Rock Hardy, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 14:50 (sixteen years ago) link

I had fucking curried cauliflower soup for lunch with some fucking Lithuanian assfaced rye bread on the fucking side.

I have some left over, so I'll probably eat that for my fucking dinner as well.

― accentmonkey, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 15:17 (sixteen years ago) link

tiarnán's making fucking pasta, but we have no fucking herbs.
I'd rather stay upstairs.

― o-ess, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 18:33 (sixteen years ago) link

cous cous with artichoke hearts, dried apricots and toasted almonds + tomato and basil salad + poke chops

― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 18:40 (sixteen years ago) link

what? no cursing?

― Ms Misery, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 18:43 (sixteen years ago) link

MOTHERFUCKING CANNED SOUP

― David R., Tuesday, 15 May 2007 18:46 (sixteen years ago) link

my fucking breakfast was a chicken apple sausage party with (oh, pick a cuss word, any one you like) caramelized gala apples

― get bent, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 19:52 (sixteen years ago) link

two months pass...

romaine fucking salad tossed with grilled chicken and a sauteed medley of slut-red peppers, tomatoes as yellow as dehydrated piss, and zucchini as green as al gore's stool.

― get bent, Thursday, 19 July 2007 02:05 (sixteen years ago) link

i realize i could have just stopped at "tossed salad"

― get bent, Thursday, 19 July 2007 02:08 (sixteen years ago) link

fucking spinach with prawns, asscheek-soft grilled peaches, almonds, snowballing it w/ white vinaigrette.

fucking summer salads hell yehhhhh

― strgn, Thursday, 19 July 2007 02:35 (sixteen years ago) link

slice of pizza with fresh garlic
strawberry grapefruit bubble tea smoothie
a nibble or two of lindt 70%

― Stevie D, Thursday, 19 July 2007 02:36 (sixteen years ago) link

fucking fuck

― Stevie D, Thursday, 19 July 2007 02:36 (sixteen years ago) link

Leftover vegetable in curry sesame sauce (it was good, but it was really curry sauce with some sesame seeds on top) AND leftover Ma Po Tofu.

― Rockist Scientist, Thursday, 19 July 2007 02:41 (sixteen years ago) link

man, all i had was a fucking turkey sandwich with romaine crunchier than a vermont college freshman in a wholier-than-thou wheat pita.

― tehresa, Thursday, 19 July 2007 03:02 (sixteen years ago) link

I ate a goddamn pork chop

― Rock Hardy, Thursday, 19 July 2007 03:40 (sixteen years ago) link

Schiacciata with caramelized onions, a from-the-garden tomato and cucumber salad and a pretty good IPA from a northern California brewery.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 19 July 2007 03:45 (sixteen years ago) link

Hmm...I've been trying to figure out of late what it really means to caramelize onions. I guess I'll have to look that up.

I had leftovers of sweet potato/regular potato slices with fat free sour cream on the top, and I had a soy burger with an almond-based type of fake cheese on it.

― Bimble, Thursday, 19 July 2007 04:00 (sixteen years ago) link

Red Delicious apple (1)
small slices TJ's summer sausage (2.5)
Red grapes (7)

― luna, Thursday, 19 July 2007 04:04 (sixteen years ago) link

fucking grape nuts

― Surmounter, Thursday, 19 July 2007 04:27 (sixteen years ago) link

1/2lb Beef Combo Burrito from Taco Motherfuckin' Bell. Then a fuckin' expensive large Vault soda at Transfuckinformers.

― Kerm, Thursday, 19 July 2007 05:52 (sixteen years ago) link

three months pass...

just bought some motherfucking brie some cunting mozzarella some bastard bread and a load of ass german salami then turned the whole shitting lot into a load of toasties. i feel so fucking unwell.

― Just got offed, Thursday, 8 November 2007 20:06 (sixteen years ago) link

mm?
i found four lumps (of which i ate two) of some dead and frozen fish (the name of which'll remain unknown) that i managed to warm up a bit via umpteen minutes of bothersome frying pan action, and had some mouldy cheese, and milk, to go with all of that.
still, miraculously, alive am i. and me tummy feels like a drum.

― t**t, Thursday, 8 November 2007 20:22 (sixteen years ago) link

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