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Sorry about the spammy links. Next time I'll just tinyurl it.

Mordy, Sunday, 20 June 2010 03:38 (thirteen years ago) link

also remy tell me your class! i bet that is an awesome class to be in.

Gravel Puzzleworth, Sunday, 20 June 2010 03:58 (thirteen years ago) link

admrl, how'd you go about starting to teach video production to teenage latinas?

ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Sunday, 20 June 2010 04:19 (thirteen years ago) link

It's through a community arts program affiliated with my school. It's awesome though, an all-girls' public high school in East LA. My students could "MESS" YOU UP (I probably shouldn't swear here)

admrl, Sunday, 20 June 2010 04:33 (thirteen years ago) link

High school history.

Super Cub, Sunday, 20 June 2010 04:38 (thirteen years ago) link

Plasmon, doing the JET program and another ALT job in Japan convinced me to become a teacher.

Super Cub, Sunday, 20 June 2010 04:41 (thirteen years ago) link

It is very likely that come September I will be starting the path to teaching HS level students in MA. Pretty excited about this tbh.

o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Sunday, 20 June 2010 04:48 (thirteen years ago) link

yay Erica! is it an alt cert program? mine technically starts in september, too, a year-long university program. taking a couple classes this summer.

horseshoe, Sunday, 20 June 2010 04:53 (thirteen years ago) link

I probably make reference to this too much in other posts and in my writing in general, but I teach elementary school in the Toronto area. I've done either grade 6 or grade 7 for the past decade. I'm eight school days away from summer vacation. The public just loves us for the two months off.

clemenza, Sunday, 20 June 2010 05:04 (thirteen years ago) link

x-post - :D It's actually pretty confusing and I need to call the state ed dept on Monday but I *think* that as long as I pass the Massachusetts Tests for Educator Licensure, I can get a preliminary license. I'm just not clear on what that means exactly and whether or not it's good enough for the kinds of positions I'd be interested in.

o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Sunday, 20 June 2010 05:06 (thirteen years ago) link

i find all the certification stuff endlessly complicated, too. but yay, that rules!

horseshoe, Sunday, 20 June 2010 05:08 (thirteen years ago) link

:D

o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Sunday, 20 June 2010 05:10 (thirteen years ago) link

btw - It rules that you are also doing this and I echo what Max said above.

o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Sunday, 20 June 2010 05:10 (thirteen years ago) link

Is there any US equivalent to tes.co.uk - like, an actual site that respectable US teachers read and post at?

Gravel Puzzleworth, Saturday, 26 June 2010 08:35 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

ilx?

moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 28 July 2010 03:33 (thirteen years ago) link

what what, new teacher training in less than 2 weeks

for those about to s1ock, we slutsk you (m bison), Wednesday, 28 July 2010 03:38 (thirteen years ago) link

me too! orientation in a few weeks. btw, don't think i've mentioned it here, one of my highschool classes next semester is US History + Popular Music.

Mordy, Wednesday, 28 July 2010 03:57 (thirteen years ago) link

:O hella jeal

for those about to s1ock, we slutsk you (m bison), Wednesday, 28 July 2010 04:00 (thirteen years ago) link

English to foreign types. Favourite quote: "If I have the million pounds, I will buy big house in the cunt."

― rhythm fixated member (chap), Wednesday, June 16, 2010 2:34 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark

me too. favorite misspelling: "Mohammad was chosen to deliver a massage from Allah."

symsymsym, Wednesday, 28 July 2010 08:06 (thirteen years ago) link

just found out i'm teaching mostly geometry, but one period of alg 2.

for those about to s1ock, we slutsk you (m bison), Wednesday, 28 July 2010 17:23 (thirteen years ago) link

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs216.snc4/39154_685807015335_25406876_38972997_4079718_n.jpg

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs116.ash2/39154_685807025315_25406876_38972998_699063_n.jpg

this is what my classroom looks like rite now, have very few ideas of how to pretty it up. thinking of doing a section called IMPORTANT MATH PPL and highlight contemporary ppl doin tite math 4 a living (nate silver, that lady who got on the futurama dvd, jaime escalante even tho he is rip'ing it up now ;_;). that should maybe get 10% of the walls.

for those about to s1ock, we slutsk you (m bison), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 15:05 (thirteen years ago) link

do you have to leave the desks where they are?

Eggs, Peaches, Hot Dogs, Lamb (remy bean), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 15:13 (thirteen years ago) link

some of these are a little silly, but:

http://www.mathteacherstore.com/middle/midlpost/5-8/mathpostA.htm

http://www.mathsoul.com/

have shown up in my room

Eggs, Peaches, Hot Dogs, Lamb (remy bean), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 15:16 (thirteen years ago) link

FRACTALS

the soul of the avocado escapes as soon as you open it (Laurel), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 15:17 (thirteen years ago) link

And pictures of that pointy green cauliflower that grows in spirals. Or maybe just a fresh head of it on your desk every week. I could look at that freak of nature all day.

the soul of the avocado escapes as soon as you open it (Laurel), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 15:17 (thirteen years ago) link

remy - i can do whatever with the desks, i scattered them just to see how much spread i could get in terms of width b/c they were shoved on one side when i got in yesterday morning

laurel - i will so post pictures of geometrically interesting foods, 4 real

for those about to s1ock, we slutsk you (m bison), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 15:27 (thirteen years ago) link

Also: Square watermelons.

the soul of the avocado escapes as soon as you open it (Laurel), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 15:35 (thirteen years ago) link

okay, these are really cool. i wonder if you could print/enlarge them?

http://www.geekosystem.com/fruit-mri-pineapple-orange-banana/

Eggs, Peaches, Hot Dogs, Lamb (remy bean), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 15:49 (thirteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

a rolling thread where we are exhausted

jerk of all trades (m bison), Tuesday, 24 August 2010 02:45 (thirteen years ago) link

a rolling thread were we are still on holiday

how is this going for you?

Gravel Puzzleworth, Tuesday, 24 August 2010 03:15 (thirteen years ago) link

just started orientation yesterday. already tired.

Mordy, Tuesday, 24 August 2010 10:28 (thirteen years ago) link

(lol. it'll be better tmmrw when i can start carpooling half hour to work and not hour + half by public transportation)

Mordy, Tuesday, 24 August 2010 10:28 (thirteen years ago) link

Bison do Ken Keeler in yr maths dudes talk too!

I used to lurk on some turtle forums (Trayce), Tuesday, 24 August 2010 10:49 (thirteen years ago) link

starting next monday. hopefully I can get moved into my new flat before then.

dyao, Tuesday, 24 August 2010 12:12 (thirteen years ago) link

first class this morning. think of me!

The Great Jumanji, (La Lechera), Tuesday, 24 August 2010 12:14 (thirteen years ago) link

Good luck, LL!

I teach rotating terms of legal writing, business law, and contracts to paralegal students at a community college. I'm a lawyer by day, but love teaching so much more than I love lawyering, so once I get a little more experience under my belt, I'm going to see how I can maybe teach full time. First bizlaw class of the term is this Saturday. I'm pretty excited, but I had foot surgery so I have one foot in a big boot thing which is going to cramp my very mobile, pacing, animated teaching style.

Jenny, Tuesday, 24 August 2010 13:05 (thirteen years ago) link

i lived! i think it was among my best first-classes ever. i gave good examples and tied everything together by the end of class and led right up to their homework. i love teaching.

The Great Jumanji, (La Lechera), Tuesday, 24 August 2010 19:00 (thirteen years ago) link

now i am eating a salad that smells a little old/off but i am eating it anyway because the only other food i have here is a package of ry-crisps and some stale graham crackers. (file under: sad contents of teacher's desk)

The Great Jumanji, (La Lechera), Tuesday, 24 August 2010 19:01 (thirteen years ago) link

Awesome! High five!!!

er about the class, not about your sad lunch.

Jenny, Tuesday, 24 August 2010 19:02 (thirteen years ago) link

xposts to trayce

i'm doing spec ed math, so ken keeler will be a bit inappropriate for their current level understanding, but i am going to find a way to throw futurama in there (thinkin the wall street episode, the montage where they go down different streets, 1st, 2nd, 3rd, πth street...where does pi go on the number line, BOOYAAAAA)

jerk of all trades (m bison), Wednesday, 25 August 2010 02:03 (thirteen years ago) link

Yess :D

I used to lurk on some turtle forums (Trayce), Wednesday, 25 August 2010 11:26 (thirteen years ago) link

dyao – sucks. i'm not able to move into my new place until (9/1), and i'm teaching full time beginning next week (8/30) and the movers are charging me nearly $800 to move 3 miles.

SYNTAX ERROR (remy bean), Wednesday, 25 August 2010 12:10 (thirteen years ago) link

that sucks remy. I schlepped my fridge (not a big one but still reasonably large) across town yesterday, was not fun. I'm moving my flat piece by piece, lucky in that I have an office to serve as a intermediary stop. hopefully will get done by the weekend. your movers sound like highway robbers!

got teaching materials yesterday for a class that starts monday. still no word on teaching materials for my other class which starts wednesday. found out for that class, it's only going to be and this other guy who's the course coordinator. he's the dude who basically plagiarized teaching materials from the web for this same course last year without giving credit, who was always late in distributing course materials, completely changed the nature of the final exam and basically screwed over the students. looking forward to a fun semester working with this dude.

dayo, Thursday, 26 August 2010 02:21 (thirteen years ago) link

Just found out today that I'm teaching an 8th grade class of boys a lit semester themed around Survival that is including at the very least "Alive" and "Into Thin Air."

Mordy, Thursday, 26 August 2010 02:25 (thirteen years ago) link

a nickel will get you a dime that lord of the flies is on the syllabus. yeah?

dayo, Thursday, 26 August 2010 02:26 (thirteen years ago) link

oh yes, most definitely

Mordy, Thursday, 26 August 2010 02:28 (thirteen years ago) link

Good job LL! I'm always so nervous about first class back - it seems such a leap to go from 'not having taught for 2 months' to "I expect your unconditional loyalty and devotion starting RIGHT NOW - ps we are studyin' numbers" - like, I know I can do it, but it seems like a kind of magic that I always expect to be exposed in!

Gravel Puzzleworth, Thursday, 26 August 2010 02:58 (thirteen years ago) link

oh
my
GOD

i just tripped over some cords and fell flat on my belly in front of my speech class -- it was like slow-mo
as i did this, i squealed WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
did not get injured, unless you consider loss of cred an injury

sweet jesus

The Great Jumanji, (La Lechera), Friday, 27 August 2010 01:01 (thirteen years ago) link

once I taught for a full hour without realizing my fly was open. :o

dayo, Friday, 27 August 2010 01:35 (thirteen years ago) link

hole in the back of my pants on the day i wore my lucky elephant boxer shorts (in fifth grade class)

SYNTAX ERROR (remy bean), Friday, 27 August 2010 01:52 (thirteen years ago) link

Last day for me; they didn't bump the retired-teachers days, so I've hit my limit for the year. I've got stuff to attend to but expect I'll go crazy anyway. Five months off will be the longest not-working window of my life, along with that first COVID spring-summer--which, because there was so much to monitor and think about and discuss, didn't feel like a layoff.

Half-day in a middle school to finish, and they're having a pre-Easter fun day. One period in the gym for a school-wide rock/paper/scissors tournament, one period co-supervising the games/art room (where I am right now). Free money.

Why I'm posting: one of those absurd moments that still makes me love this job. As 300 adolescents filed into the gym, all hopped up on cinnamon swirls--I mean hormones--whoever was in charge of music had Black Sabbath's "Paranoid" blasting. Surreal and thrilling. When the tournament got underway (class winners going against each other in a double-knockout format), the noise level was enough that I had to get some tissue paper and make impromptu earplugs. Insane--how did ESPN not cover this?

clemenza, Thursday, 28 March 2024 18:06 (four weeks ago) link


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