the more i think about Bearsharktopus the more i think it would drown if it ever tried to swim. a shark isn't going anywhere without it's tail, which this guy does not posses. a squid gets around using water propulsion which is also absent here. even a bear needs it's from paws to swim!
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 17 June 2010 15:32 (thirteen years ago) link
Q: Where is bearsharktopus from?A: It's from paws!
― Damn these skinny jeans' pockets. (HI DERE), Thursday, 17 June 2010 15:33 (thirteen years ago) link
I think it's quite attractive
paws
― stofu (cozen), Thursday, 17 June 2010 15:35 (thirteen years ago) link
not sure how bearotaur is gonna fare once he gets close enough to do any damage, but i'm gonna say speed would win the day for him.
― Remember when Mr Banhart was a replicant? (darraghmac), Thursday, 17 June 2010 15:37 (thirteen years ago) link
speed as in "omg look how fast bearsharktopus tore bearotaur's legs off with those monstrous tentacles"?
― Damn these skinny jeans' pockets. (HI DERE), Thursday, 17 June 2010 15:38 (thirteen years ago) link
those tentacles aren't monstrous, they're stubby- that's why i'm not giving them as much due as i otherwise would.
― Remember when Mr Banhart was a replicant? (darraghmac), Thursday, 17 June 2010 15:40 (thirteen years ago) link
― stofu (cozen), Thursday, 17 June 2010 15:41 (thirteen years ago) link
right now the only thing bearotaur has going for him is his sweet castle; pretty sure there's a ballista up there backing him up for when the velcro on that club comes loose
― Damn these skinny jeans' pockets. (HI DERE), Thursday, 17 June 2010 15:42 (thirteen years ago) link
it's where he's holding bearsharktopus's daughter hostage.
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 17 June 2010 15:43 (thirteen years ago) link
if bearsharktopus even tried to bring its jaws into play it would fall over
― Remember when Mr Banhart was a replicant? (darraghmac), Thursday, 17 June 2010 15:43 (thirteen years ago) link
obv the skarktopus part of it couldn't care less, but the bear component is fucking pissed!
xpost - exactly!
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 17 June 2010 15:44 (thirteen years ago) link
you guys the bearsharktopus can only look up
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 17 June 2010 15:47 (thirteen years ago) link
aaaaa
now i'm imagining it coming at me from below
― Remember when Mr Banhart was a replicant? (darraghmac), Thursday, 17 June 2010 15:47 (thirteen years ago) link
this is also imp. data re: the bearotaur
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poEwkIPKn3w
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 17 June 2010 15:48 (thirteen years ago) link
holy fucking shit!!!!!
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 17 June 2010 16:00 (thirteen years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Monday, 28 June 2010 23:04 (thirteen years ago) link
voted bearotaur under pressure
― Jarlrmai, Monday, 28 June 2010 23:17 (thirteen years ago) link
That video suggests the bearotaur will mostly be using that club to hit itself in the head, so I'm voting bearsharktopus.
― Scelsi Hotel (Paul in Santa Cruz), Tuesday, 29 June 2010 02:39 (thirteen years ago) link
furry fin is adorable, bearsharktopus wins for cuddle-bility.
― peacocks, Tuesday, 29 June 2010 14:21 (thirteen years ago) link
u got a low threshold of cuddleability, imo
― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Tuesday, 29 June 2010 14:23 (thirteen years ago) link
so are these SyFy original movies or what
― ~athdouspart (some dude), Tuesday, 29 June 2010 14:24 (thirteen years ago) link
I'm a sucker for suction cups, tbqh
― peacocks, Tuesday, 29 June 2010 14:27 (thirteen years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Tuesday, 29 June 2010 23:01 (thirteen years ago) link
a travesty - bearsharktopus should have won!
― sarahel, Tuesday, 29 June 2010 23:03 (thirteen years ago) link
nonsense. it can barely stand.the people have spoken.
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 29 June 2010 23:06 (thirteen years ago) link
bearsharktopus can both stand and swim! It can probably breathe underwater, unlike bearotaur.
― sarahel, Tuesday, 29 June 2010 23:08 (thirteen years ago) link
if by "swim" you mean "thrash about frantically until it sinks to the ocean floor" i would be in agreement.
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 29 June 2010 23:10 (thirteen years ago) link
although i will concede it could breath just fine down there.
in the episode of X-Files, the thing that could breathe underwater won vs. that which could not
― sarahel, Tuesday, 29 June 2010 23:12 (thirteen years ago) link
Mulder was which one?
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 29 June 2010 23:14 (thirteen years ago) link
at any rate - the battle is not happening in the deep blue depths, but the shoreline in which both are photographed.
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 29 June 2010 23:15 (thirteen years ago) link
no, it was alien-human underwater hybrid breathing creature vs. helpful sewer system supervisor and before him, hapless sewer maintenance technician
― sarahel, Tuesday, 29 June 2010 23:17 (thirteen years ago) link
basically bearsharktopus could employ a similar strategy and hide underwater until bearotaur enters the water, then knock bearotaur off-balance by grabbing bearotaur with the tentacles, then delivering fatal bites
― sarahel, Tuesday, 29 June 2010 23:18 (thirteen years ago) link
how do you hide underwater? it's clear!
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 29 June 2010 23:27 (thirteen years ago) link
wtf seawater is not clear!
― sarahel, Tuesday, 29 June 2010 23:34 (thirteen years ago) link
Only 37 people voted in this vital poll?
― Madchen, Wednesday, 30 June 2010 11:21 (thirteen years ago) link
more importantly, only 21 of them voted correctly
― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 11:22 (thirteen years ago) link
I think sarahel is without question otm and sharks hide underwater all the dang time. Bearotaur is up on their high horse legs and would never suspect bearsharktopus' tentacles OR gaping jaws. Even if Bearotaur employed the morningstar it would only cause a slight gash in the furry dorsal feature.
― peacocks, Wednesday, 30 June 2010 13:21 (thirteen years ago) link
there's no way that bearsharktopus could even swim ffs
― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 13:23 (thirteen years ago) link
i want to believe!
― sarahel, Wednesday, 30 June 2010 17:19 (thirteen years ago) link
next poll to include
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/science_and_environment/10461066.stm
― Jarlrmai, Wednesday, 30 June 2010 17:42 (thirteen years ago) link
THIS RESULT IS A FUCKING TRAVESTY
― AESTHOLE (jjjusten), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 17:45 (thirteen years ago) link
^^^^^
― based on logical thinking (HI DERE), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 17:46 (thirteen years ago) link
so magical awesome creature lost to basically a centaur with the added power of biting? wtf people
― AESTHOLE (jjjusten), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 17:47 (thirteen years ago) link
john, you're a mod, can't you do something about this?
― sarahel, Wednesday, 30 June 2010 17:48 (thirteen years ago) link
come on bearsharktopus has a dodgy comb over
― Jarlrmai, Wednesday, 30 June 2010 17:48 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah which just makes him MORE PISSED AND DANGEROUS
― AESTHOLE (jjjusten), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 17:49 (thirteen years ago) link
embarrassing hairstyles are irrelevant here!
― sarahel, Wednesday, 30 June 2010 17:50 (thirteen years ago) link
I wonder if this piece of evidence re: the octopus capabilities might have changed outcomes:
http://www.sevennationarmy.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/octopus_lg.jpg
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 30 June 2010 17:52 (thirteen years ago) link
agh
― based on logical thinking (HI DERE), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 17:53 (thirteen years ago) link
but darragh u just made my day :D
― good news if you wear cargo shorts (contenderizer), Thursday, 8 July 2010 16:48 (thirteen years ago) link
i love this thread ... and i'm sober now.
― sarahel, Thursday, 8 July 2010 20:27 (thirteen years ago) link
its easy to fix that problem u know
― NO NO NO NO NO ok (jjjusten), Thursday, 8 July 2010 20:51 (thirteen years ago) link
the fact i'm sober or the earlier problem of bearotaur being bearotaurdo montalban?
― sarahel, Thursday, 8 July 2010 20:57 (thirteen years ago) link
sobriety is a totally curable diease thanks to medical and retail science
― NO NO NO NO NO ok (jjjusten), Thursday, 8 July 2010 21:00 (thirteen years ago) link
bearotaur's retardedness is incurable tho
― sarahel, Thursday, 8 July 2010 21:16 (thirteen years ago) link
need to photoshop andrei arshavin into a pic with both, and whichever eats the most of him by weight wins imo.
― Everytime I hit 'submit post' the internet gets dumber (darraghmac), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 12:15 (thirteen years ago) link
http://imaletyoufinish.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/bearsharktopuswkanye.jpg
― not_goodwin, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 13:42 (thirteen years ago) link
man another reason to distrust kanye
― bearotaur say "I am so sorry" to me! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 18:36 (thirteen years ago) link
which is more retarded: kanye west or bearotaur
― sarahel, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 18:38 (thirteen years ago) link
oh thats easy that would be bearotaur
― bearotaur say "I am so sorry" to me! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 18:39 (thirteen years ago) link
i have reached that point where bearotaur however fills me with sadness and pity, whereas kanye is like a buzzing fly. poor poor shameful bearotaur
― bearotaur say "I am so sorry" to me! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 18:40 (thirteen years ago) link
i dunno john, i think kanye west might just be stupider than bearotaur
― sarahel, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 18:42 (thirteen years ago) link
waiting for Kanye to tweet WEL AT LEAST I'M NOT AS RETATRDED AS BEAROTAUR LOL
― Fee Fie Fo, FUNFNFUINFLFF! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 18:42 (thirteen years ago) link
Kanyetaur.
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 18:51 (thirteen years ago) link
for reference:http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/9860/centaur.gif
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 19:03 (thirteen years ago) link
Nothing's as retarded as whatever bearotaur kicks in the head.
― Madchen, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 19:14 (thirteen years ago) link
if you want a vision of the future, imagine bearotaur kicking himself in the head...FOREVER
― bearotaur say "I am so sorry" to me! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 19:17 (thirteen years ago) link
bearotaur and kanye kicking each other in the head forever would be a funny vision of the future
― sarahel, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 19:18 (thirteen years ago) link
pretty sure bearotaur would need completely different legs to achieve that
maybe when they unvelcro the mace they can slap a couple on his paws
― Hot Tub Fellatio Machine (HI DERE), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 19:18 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i29.tinypic.com/307n8ef.jpg
Bondage Goat Zombie vs. Bearotaur
― sarahel, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 21:52 (thirteen years ago) link
the picture is kinda blurry - what Bondage Goat Zombie holds in its hoof is Bearotaur's Little Brain
― sarahel, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 21:55 (thirteen years ago) link
did a goat zombie take that picture?
― my cock is a spiral ham (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 22:25 (thirteen years ago) link
while drunk?!
and with auto focus off?
― not_goodwin, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 22:27 (thirteen years ago) link
you saw the picture before you uploaded it and you thought it'd be fine, i'm happy with this out of focus picture to go up on the net for many people to see and went ahead and posted it?
― not_goodwin, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 22:29 (thirteen years ago) link
lol that image is to the Bearotaur detractors what the Hitler billboard is to the tea partiers!
― my cock is a spiral ham (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 22:39 (thirteen years ago) link
bearsharktopus sux
― Randy Carol (darraghmac), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 15:08 (eleven years ago) link
Clearly bearsharktopus is the ultimate winner here, since bearotaur has run away.
― Tuomas, Thursday, 20 September 2012 06:46 (eleven years ago) link
fair point, but our cavedrawing tributes remain in tribute as secondary evidence
― Randy Carol (darraghmac), Thursday, 20 September 2012 08:49 (eleven years ago) link
It's a movie now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGTJ4Cv5ktE
― Tuomas, Thursday, 16 July 2015 18:09 (eight years ago) link
Bump for contritionbearotaur sketchings, go
― Ole Blueyes Solskjaer (darraghmac), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 23:21 (three years ago) link
― sarahel, Wednesday, July 14, 2010 12:18 PM (ten years ago)
i kinda feel like we are living in that future rn
― sarahell, Wednesday, 13 January 2021 00:28 (three years ago) link
BEARSHARK
A cursory web search finds no bands named something identical or similar to Bearotaur. Advantage: Bearsharktopus.
― Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Wednesday, 13 January 2021 17:07 (three years ago) link