Uglier Than the Pat Tillman Statue

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Hmm, defecating probably.

Rumpsy Pumpsy (Rumpie), Thursday, 16 November 2006 15:33 (seventeen years ago) link

It sounds like something Scooby-Doo would say if he was declaring his ignorance about a topic.

OTM!

"Is this your puppy scoob?"
"Rottenrow!"

Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Thursday, 16 November 2006 15:38 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.roadtripamerica.com/roadside/Metaphor-The-Tree-of-Utah.jpg

I'm pretty sure this is where one of the hardest boss fights takes place in FFVII.

stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Thursday, 16 November 2006 15:40 (seventeen years ago) link

two months pass...
They erected statues of the Little Rock Nine, the group of black students who integrated Little Rock Central High School in 1957, on the grounds of the Arkansas State Capitol. Last month, someone thought that perhaps the statues were lacking something:

http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/1383/lr9christmaswa1.jpg

Despite the benefit of the doubt being given to the sentiment behind this act, the decorations were removed by the Secretary of State's office shortly after being discovered.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 00:13 (seventeen years ago) link

This is Nashville's Athena in the Parthenon (supposedly an exact replica). This picture does not do it any justice. It's terrible. The first time I saw it, I screamed, "holy shit!" right in front of the docent.

http://www.nashville.org/Parthenon/Images/AthenaGilded.jpg

molly mummenschanz (mollyd), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 00:36 (seventeen years ago) link

We also have this:

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/0/06/220px-Dixon_Musica.jpg

It's called "Musica". Scandalous!

molly mummenschanz (mollyd), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 00:38 (seventeen years ago) link

This pic is rather large so I'll just put a link:

http://www.agmc.org.au/22-stkilda-town-hall.jpg

This is a baffling statue out the front of St Kilda Town Hall, about 5 mins walk down the road from my place.

Maybe there is some legend story behind it, but I'm not feelin it. WTF is the PLANE there for? If I didn't know any better I'd say the snakes were a metaphor for local council getting into everyone's business and choking it up, ahaha.

Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 00:59 (seventeen years ago) link

what a funny bunch of fotos

friday on the porch (lfam), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 01:03 (seventeen years ago) link

I love the Nashville Parthenon though. I played a show at Springwater once, and going down that street was one of the greatest "WTF?" moments of my life

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 01:06 (seventeen years ago) link

The Parthenon (the building) is great. Art museum inside, not so much. But the Athena statue! It defines garish! And you're totally right - it's great to stumble out of the Springwater, and see the Parthenon. It's kind of freakish and wonderful at the same time.

molly mummenschanz (mollyd), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 02:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Ooh I have been hearing about the Springwater for years and years and I so want to go...and I have seen Teh Real Parthenon, surely I can make it to the one in TN?@@!

Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 02:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Laurel, OF COURSE you can come see the fake Parthenon and the real Springwater anytime you like! There's an air mattress here with your name on it! (Enticing, eh?)

molly mummenschanz (mollyd), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 02:49 (seventeen years ago) link

http://static.flickr.com/50/143324629_6d39678b87_m.jpg

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 15:09 (seventeen years ago) link

I think the snake one is great, especially because the dude seems to be enjoying himself.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 15:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah thats another reason why it is so strange! WHAT IS GOING ON IN THAT STATUE.

Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 18 January 2007 04:26 (seventeen years ago) link

What's that city hall building that looks like a Spanish mission?

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Thursday, 18 January 2007 04:27 (seventeen years ago) link

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/0/06/220px-Dixon_Musica.jpg

Ohhhh Jesaulenko, you beauty!

hellsarse (hellsarse), Thursday, 18 January 2007 04:48 (seventeen years ago) link

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/124/361251853_8beb20465a.jpg

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/162/361251858_ce259988b4.jpg

thats in baltimore

there's an uglier one near the harbor but its a polish war memorial (for the katyn forest massacre) so i give it a free pass

am0n (am0n), Thursday, 18 January 2007 05:00 (seventeen years ago) link

one year passes...

n/a posted this on noise board, but i feel it deserves a wider audience.

http://edition.cnn.com/US/9607/11/ashe/ashe.mem.large.jpg

ARTHUR ASHE HAS JUST ABOUT HAD IT WITH YOU KIDS!

kenan, Monday, 21 January 2008 15:57 (sixteen years ago) link

I live in Morristown with that seeing eye dog statue. I'm bummed it's so ugly. Morristown is the home of the Seeing Eye, the first training school of its kind. Walking around here, you always see dogs either being trained by the staff or being tried out by potential masters. It's great. They were trying to honor the founder with that statue, and turned out something kind of creepy.

Bill Magill, Monday, 21 January 2008 16:59 (sixteen years ago) link

lol at arthur ashe statue oh my god.

the table is the table, Monday, 21 January 2008 17:00 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.giantbusts.co.uk/acatalog/SWMACE.png

and what, Monday, 21 January 2008 17:01 (sixteen years ago) link

I want to see the 9/11 Vadge in person.

milo z, Monday, 21 January 2008 17:02 (sixteen years ago) link

also that one in jersey city, the polish ww2 memorial. unreal-- surprised the gun hasn't been broken off in some way.

also this is the goldmine

http://www.weirdomatic.com/strange-statues.html

the table is the table, Monday, 21 January 2008 17:06 (sixteen years ago) link

what has arthur ashe got in his right hand? is he pouring beer on the children?

J0hn D., Monday, 21 January 2008 17:07 (sixteen years ago) link

(yes I know it's a can of tennis balls but I like to think it's beer)

J0hn D., Monday, 21 January 2008 17:07 (sixteen years ago) link

how did this thread go on so long without Harry Caray ouside Wrigley Field?

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/e/e2/200px-Harry_Carey.jpg

Detail of the base, or movie still from The Frighteners?

http://www.thestructuralist.com/images/harry2.jpg

kenan, Monday, 21 January 2008 17:11 (sixteen years ago) link

We could do a Bayonne Ethiopian food and 9/11 vadge FAP

Hurting 2, Monday, 21 January 2008 17:11 (sixteen years ago) link

Monuments on Monument Avenue
* Robert E. Lee – equestrian sculpture by Antonin Mercié; unveiled May 29, 1890
* J.E.B. Stuart – equestrian sculpture by Frederick Moynihan; unveiled May 30, 1907
* Jefferson Davis, President of the Confederate States of America – sculpted by Edward Valentine; unveiled June 3, 1907
* Stonewall Jackson – equestrian sculpture by Frederick William Sievers; unveiled October 11, 1919
* Matthew Fontaine Maury, oceanographer – sculpted by Frederick William Sievers; unveiled November 11, 1929
* Arthur Ashe, tennis player – sculpted by Paul Di Pasquale; unveiled July 10, 1996

which of these two are not like the others?

n/a, Monday, 21 January 2008 17:13 (sixteen years ago) link

what has arthur ashe got in his right hand?

bottle of Knob Creek. I told you kids, it's best to just stay away from Arthur Ashe when he's been drinking.

kenan, Monday, 21 January 2008 17:13 (sixteen years ago) link

http://menendez.senate.gov/images/gallery/gal_091106c.jpg

Hurting 2, Monday, 21 January 2008 17:13 (sixteen years ago) link

it's a big can of aids

n/a, Monday, 21 January 2008 17:14 (sixteen years ago) link

Good thread.

chap, Monday, 21 January 2008 17:15 (sixteen years ago) link

OMG HARRY CARAY

Hurting 2, Monday, 21 January 2008 17:15 (sixteen years ago) link

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/246/535641251_b9786b686e_o.jpg

White collar conservative flashin down the street, pointing that plastic finger at me, they all assume my kind will drop and die, but I'm gonna wave my freak flag high
AND PARK MUTHAFUCKIN SOUTH OF THE STREET

Mackro Mackro, Monday, 21 January 2008 17:16 (sixteen years ago) link

I like how clearly Hendrix's guitar power is grounded, literally.

Mackro Mackro, Monday, 21 January 2008 17:16 (sixteen years ago) link

Harry Caray and the family he ate

Hurting 2, Monday, 21 January 2008 17:17 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.wonderlane.com/images/fremont_troll.jpg

I am, you are, they are, we are CRA-zy

Mackro Mackro, Monday, 21 January 2008 17:19 (sixteen years ago) link

i would like to see the harry caray and arthur ashe statues come to life and have an epic battle, mic vs. racket

n/a, Monday, 21 January 2008 17:19 (sixteen years ago) link

winner gets all the kids

n/a, Monday, 21 January 2008 17:19 (sixteen years ago) link

that thing is actually kind of awesome (xpost)

Hurting 2, Monday, 21 January 2008 17:19 (sixteen years ago) link

I actually like a bunch of these statues in this thread -- a LOT. but many of them are damn ugly and aren't immune to satire.

Mackro Mackro, Monday, 21 January 2008 17:23 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm trying to find the truly awful matruskasian things in that Whole Foods/Tutta Bella corner on Denny and Westlake, but I guess people knew to not take pictures of them and put them online.

Mackro Mackro, Monday, 21 January 2008 17:26 (sixteen years ago) link

For those of you who hate MLK Day, don't forget this repost:

http://vcnv.org/images/02mlk.jpg

I've read up on this, and it's meant to depict Dr. King when he was a young preacher. It's still very "um" to me.

If I remember correctly, it's located on the grounds of the Illinois State Capitol.

Pleasant Plains, Monday, 21 January 2008 17:26 (sixteen years ago) link

(yes I know it's a can of tennis balls but I like to think it's beer)

i think it's a stack of books

Mr. Que, Monday, 21 January 2008 17:28 (sixteen years ago) link

want to post the anatomically correct fatteys from inside the Columbus Circle Mall but I can't find a shot of em

dmr, Monday, 21 January 2008 17:47 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.sj-r.com/News/stories/23871.asp

kenan, Monday, 21 January 2008 18:02 (sixteen years ago) link

It's true, all the other statues on the capital grounds are stately, dignified, well-rendered, but here comes MLK looking like absolute shit (it's "abstract") and whistling Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah. Way to go, guys.

kenan, Monday, 21 January 2008 18:07 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.ilstatehouse.com/exterior_statuary.htm

kenan, Monday, 21 January 2008 18:08 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.arenet.com/unique2.jpg

This is FANTASTIC!

Abbott, Monday, 21 January 2008 18:43 (sixteen years ago) link


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