"Can I say you're my girlfriend on Facebook?"

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It makes me feel deeply lonely.

admrl, Thursday, 3 May 2007 22:40 (twelve years ago) link

facebook is abt the collision of worlds
i mean, i'm facebookfriends with one of my brother's ex-girlfriends! it is weird
xpost
sometimes yes

rrrobyn, Thursday, 3 May 2007 22:41 (twelve years ago) link

I am at Facebook and also really in college - but no one from my current college knows about it. Perfect!

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=544127446

Sara R-C, Thursday, 3 May 2007 22:42 (twelve years ago) link

Is Facebook a narrative?

admrl, Thursday, 3 May 2007 22:43 (twelve years ago) link

Facebook.

admrl, Thursday, 3 May 2007 22:43 (twelve years ago) link

I am Facebook now.


There are many Adam L****es -- which are you?

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 3 May 2007 22:45 (twelve years ago) link

I don't know how to tell you without telling you!

admrl, Thursday, 3 May 2007 22:47 (twelve years ago) link

ssshhhhh

admrl, Thursday, 3 May 2007 22:47 (twelve years ago) link

Just search my name and send me a mail through it.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 3 May 2007 22:55 (twelve years ago) link

I added a whole bunch of people yesterday and now it's starting to make sense, although I understand the loneliness of having just started on there.

the next grozart, Friday, 4 May 2007 08:21 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Oh hey, Nuvvieworld! sweetness.

Also, I'm not appreciating the amount of jocks I went to school with accosting me on facebook.

"let's catch up for a beer etc". No.

Drooone, Monday, 21 May 2007 05:07 (twelve years ago) link

I was sucked in to join by a friend just so I could look at her O/S pics. What I find odd is random strangers adding as a friend. wtf is that all about?

Hard like armour, Monday, 21 May 2007 06:52 (twelve years ago) link

Still haven't joined (pats self on back)!

Tape Store, Monday, 21 May 2007 06:53 (twelve years ago) link

I joined about two weeks ago, and am quite addicted at the moment, but I can feel the novelty starting to wear off already (I'm running out of friends to add for one thing).

chap, Monday, 21 May 2007 11:19 (twelve years ago) link

Joined for 5 mins last week. Account already deleted. No interest in interacting with people from the past sort of thing. I've stayed in touch with those I wanted to.

I'll probably rejoin another boring Friday!

kv_nol, Monday, 21 May 2007 11:25 (twelve years ago) link

quite funny thing by charlie brooker in G2 today.

the next grozart, Monday, 21 May 2007 11:30 (twelve years ago) link

I knew he'd regret mentioning it in last week's column.

I've stayed in touch with those I wanted to.

I've heard this argument a lot, but I'm a bit rubbish at staying in touch, so it's actually proved useful for me in catching up with people. Also, I've found some people I used to quite like who I'd forgotten about.

chap, Monday, 21 May 2007 11:45 (twelve years ago) link

I feel that I made the effort. There are times when I feel guilty but what can you do? I can't keep up contact with everyone I liked, can I. Also I use things like that to find out about people, I don't want people finding out anything about me! [/paranoia]

kv_nol, Monday, 21 May 2007 12:25 (twelve years ago) link

charlie brooker's just an unfrozen caveman columnist. you can't expect him to master these whiz-bang doodads. i mean, what are they like??

Tracer Hand, Monday, 21 May 2007 12:35 (twelve years ago) link

So, i'm getting a bit tired of the dudes i know on facebook
Is it 1) somewhat crepey to be approaching random ilxors to be "friends" on this fucking thing?

or 2)muygoodbutstillslightlycrepeytimes?

Drooone, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 01:24 (twelve years ago) link

if these ilxors know who you are, i.e., you are regularly interacting with people on ilx, then not so crepey, i don't know, maybe depends on time known too

what is crepey is poking, to me. why not just send a msg saying hi? i don't understand it.

rrrobyn, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 01:31 (twelve years ago) link

The "hilarious" innuendo that goes with poking is upsetting.

Drooone, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 01:35 (twelve years ago) link

Just found an ex of mine I haven't seen for five years. DO I SEND HER A MESSAGE? God, the anguish.

chap, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 01:37 (twelve years ago) link

I have never poked anyone nor been poked

Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 01:37 (twelve years ago) link

chap you should friend her and detail that "We hooked up and it was torturously awkward"

Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 01:37 (twelve years ago) link

I also hate the hilairrriousness of dudes status updates. This one wank i know currently has his as: 'is starting to get over fielding calls from models who want to get dirty on his arse.'.

it was previously: 'is wondering why he is doing multi-coloured turds'.

NOT FUNNY, my friend.

Drooone, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 01:40 (twelve years ago) link

Bizarro. So far I'm just mostly using it as a good myspace analog.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 01:42 (twelve years ago) link

so now it's just Evil Ned on myspace?

rrrobyn, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 01:43 (twelve years ago) link

Nah, just cloning.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 01:44 (twelve years ago) link

I think I'll do it tomorrow. A 2.30AM message would have 'crazy internet stalker from the past' written all over it.

chap, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 01:44 (twelve years ago) link

if you figured out cloning, ned, the internet would have to be renamed the interned

rrrobyn, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 01:45 (twelve years ago) link

Give me time.

(Unrelated rofflyness -- from a recent Momus comment on his LJ re:ILX :

I'm not going to launch into a diatribe about how it's all polls now, or how you have to be Ned Raggett to fit in, or how idle watercooler-style chatter has banished the intelligent discourse.

Hooray! Oh wait.)

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 01:47 (twelve years ago) link

My sister's ex just added me as a friend. Now I have 2 friends. I am so popular.

Hard like armour, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 01:50 (twelve years ago) link

i cant find any friends on this thing!

chaki, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 01:52 (twelve years ago) link

did they all tell you their last name was smith?

rrrobyn, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 01:54 (twelve years ago) link

You can find me, surely!

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 01:55 (twelve years ago) link

found you!

chaki, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 01:56 (twelve years ago) link

Yay!

Stepping out, will be back later, etc.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 01:57 (twelve years ago) link

so does one 'poke back'? like, out of curiousity? (pos know this person? hm, memory not so helpful)

rrrobyn, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 02:07 (twelve years ago) link

Don't poke, write a "please to explain poke" message to it.

Drooone, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 02:09 (twelve years ago) link

hm

rrrobyn, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 02:14 (twelve years ago) link

i'm a fan of less effort on my part
hence poking back
holy crap i am totally procrastinating

rrrobyn, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 02:18 (twelve years ago) link

I think the poke-back is a little too lols and chummy, keeping distance with a "how do I know you?" is how I would approach this grave dilemma.

Drooone, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 02:20 (twelve years ago) link

i am lols and chummy these days

rrrobyn, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 02:24 (twelve years ago) link

sort of

rrrobyn, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 02:31 (twelve years ago) link

This photo is further proof that that guy I was whining about before is a twat. On the left. (sorry abt the whining, btw)
http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j171/mdanielwalter/1.jpg

Drooone, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 03:56 (twelve years ago) link

they had better be listening to Christopher Cross

Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 03:58 (twelve years ago) link

Is he a twat because he has a six pack or because he is on a fuck-off big boat posing on the Harbour?

Hard like armour, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 04:46 (twelve years ago) link

Ok, first he's a twat because every single thing he says on facebook is forged in the fiery pit of lolzheeelarity.
second the vizor.
third at school he was a scrawny tiny little coxswain now he's sporting a sweeet kind of flabby twopack or something and obviously here to show it off and party.

Drooone, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 04:51 (twelve years ago) link


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