football cliches that drive you mad

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Remember when Mr Banhart was a replicant? (darraghmac), Wednesday, 16 June 2010 10:03 (thirteen years ago) link

I had the conversation about the Germans with a work colleague earlier on. "Like a machine" he said. I pointed out that they were great to watch, inventive and quick the other night, but he was having none of it.

Daniel Giraffe, Wednesday, 16 June 2010 10:34 (thirteen years ago) link

Germans passing the Turing test

Remember when Mr Banhart was a replicant? (darraghmac), Wednesday, 16 June 2010 10:37 (thirteen years ago) link

It's not exactly news that Barry Davies is an idiot, but nevertheless it's always worth restating.

Neil S, Wednesday, 16 June 2010 10:41 (thirteen years ago) link

Machines can be great to watch and quick imo, so your colleague gets a pass xps

heywood jabulani (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 16 June 2010 10:41 (thirteen years ago) link

Only a matter of time before those manufacturing segments in kid's tv shows just default to Klinnsman passing it into the far corner every time.

Remember when Mr Banhart was a replicant? (darraghmac), Wednesday, 16 June 2010 10:55 (thirteen years ago) link

I had the conversation about the Germans with a work colleague earlier on. "Like a machine" he said. I pointed out that they were great to watch, inventive and quick the other night, but he was having none of it.

― Daniel Giraffe, Wednesday, 16 June 2010 11:34 (21 minutes ago)

haha

i think it was established in an earlier thread that a lot of casual or stupid viewers srsly seem to take the cliches and phoned-in punditry shite as read

nakhchivan, Wednesday, 16 June 2010 10:59 (thirteen years ago) link

or heard

nakhchivan, Wednesday, 16 June 2010 11:00 (thirteen years ago) link

xpost re:'Italians revert to type'
The thing is, that doesn't really disprove anything. The Italians have a reputation for falling back on defensive-minded cynicism because they have a track record of falling back on defensive-minded cynicism. They've won more World Cups than England, sure, but that's because they're often very effective at defensive-minded cynicism, not because they're crazy all-out-attack kings of flamboyant lunacy. England are neither of these things.

I Ain't Committing Suicide For No Crab (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Wednesday, 16 June 2010 17:15 (thirteen years ago) link

england reverted to kick'n'rush type against USA, tbh

Remember when Mr Banhart was a replicant? (darraghmac), Wednesday, 16 June 2010 17:37 (thirteen years ago) link

Germany have been fun for a while!

If the US had a dictator we'd call him coach (Michael White), Wednesday, 16 June 2010 17:40 (thirteen years ago) link

Germany have been the most consistently entertaining international side for nigh on a decade now

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 16 June 2010 17:47 (thirteen years ago) link

xp since 06 at least? iirc they were still quite dreadful in 02 wc

sonderangerbot, Wednesday, 16 June 2010 17:47 (thirteen years ago) link

I thought they were okay in 02, but yeah they've been great since they got a bit cavalier to cover up their vulnerabilities

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 16 June 2010 17:50 (thirteen years ago) link

They were okay in '02 but in '06 their battle against Italy took on almost a moral character for me, like the good vs the dark side of football.

If the US had a dictator we'd call him coach (Michael White), Wednesday, 16 June 2010 17:54 (thirteen years ago) link

the current Germany is definitely a beautiful machine! Actually so are all good football teams to me. I guess I just love the idea of machines.

Hippocrates or wat!! (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 16 June 2010 21:53 (thirteen years ago) link

Voller took them down a bad path but credit goes to both Jurgen and Jogi for the marked difference in the last 4 years

mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 16 June 2010 21:55 (thirteen years ago) link

seven months pass...

"just banter"

Daniel Giraffe, Thursday, 27 January 2011 11:28 (thirteen years ago) link


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