Bearsharktopus v. Bearotaur

imho - the Bearsharktopus doesn't stand a chance. top heavy and only tentacles to support it's front, it's no match for the speed and weaponry of Bearotaur.

Speed is of the essence. Bearotaur.

bearotuar in a walk

where is the "yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssss" option?

beatotaur is a fucking bitch. put your spiky bat down and we'll see what happens.

Bearsharktopus is just awesomer, regardless of whether it would flop about and fall over a lot, or not.

Guys, what if the fight takes place in water??

both pics are on a beach. clearly our competitOrs have already chosen a battleground. ankle deep water.

wondering if the bearsharktopus has also inherited the deadly intelligence of the octopus as well.

Which has left the most offspring??>?

wondering if the bearsharktopus has also inherited the deadly intelligence of the octopus as well.

i don't think so. otherwise it would have brought a weapon to the fight.

I am also wondering how a Bear Centipede would fare in this fight

Pics?

do not discount bearsharktopus my bredrin

yeah, i'm not so sure - bearotaur seems to have just regular old bear paws, which means no thumbs, which means that the admittedly kickass mace he's got is likely just duct-taped there. see, how both paws are on top? who holds a weapon like that? useless, dude.
on the other hand, bearshartopus looks like he eats some nasty stuff and likely has some literally stunning wicked reek going on. i guess bearotaur can still run away pretty fast though.

the more i think about Bearsharktopus the more i think it would drown if it ever tried to swim. a shark isn't going anywhere without it's tail, which this guy does not posses. a squid gets around using water propulsion which is also absent here. even a bear needs it's from paws to swim!

Q: Where is bearsharktopus from?
A: It's from paws!

I think it's quite attractive

paws

not sure how bearotaur is gonna fare once he gets close enough to do any damage, but i'm gonna say speed would win the day for him.

speed as in "omg look how fast bearsharktopus tore bearotaur's legs off with those monstrous tentacles"?

those tentacles aren't monstrous, they're stubby- that's why i'm not giving them as much due as i otherwise would.

paws

right now the only thing bearotaur has going for him is his sweet castle; pretty sure there's a ballista up there backing him up for when the velcro on that club comes loose

it's where he's holding bearsharktopus's daughter hostage.

if bearsharktopus even tried to bring its jaws into play it would fall over

obv the skarktopus part of it couldn't care less, but the bear component is fucking pissed!

xpost - exactly!

you guys the bearsharktopus can only look up

aaaaa

now i'm imagining it coming at me from below

this is also imp. data re: the bearotaur

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poEwkIPKn3w

holy fucking shit!!!!!

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voted bearotaur under pressure

That video suggests the bearotaur will mostly be using that club to hit itself in the head, so I'm voting bearsharktopus.

furry fin is adorable, bearsharktopus wins for cuddle-bility.

u got a low threshold of cuddleability, imo

so are these SyFy original movies or what

I'm a sucker for suction cups, tbqh

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a travesty - bearsharktopus should have won!

nonsense. it can barely stand.
the people have spoken.

bearsharktopus can both stand and swim! It can probably breathe underwater, unlike bearotaur.

if by "swim" you mean "thrash about frantically until it sinks to the ocean floor" i would be in agreement.

although i will concede it could breath just fine down there.

in the episode of X-Files, the thing that could breathe underwater won vs. that which could not

Mulder was which one?

at any rate - the battle is not happening in the deep blue depths, but the shoreline in which both are photographed.

no, it was alien-human underwater hybrid breathing creature vs. helpful sewer system supervisor and before him, hapless sewer maintenance technician

basically bearsharktopus could employ a similar strategy and hide underwater until bearotaur enters the water, then knock bearotaur off-balance by grabbing bearotaur with the tentacles, then delivering fatal bites

how do you hide underwater? it's clear!

wtf seawater is not clear!

theme:

hairshart tonight, wrapped around the corpus of death tonight
hairshart burning becuz this is the nexus of love tonight (tonite tonite tonite.....)
alright!!! tonight!!!
tentacles of love and hair within the light tonight
octopus sanction of vengeance coming down alight
fire within the gill-flesh armor of shark tonight
alright......alright......ALRIGHT!

pot of hunny, btw

in the spirit of:

http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj242/donaldparsley/blort.jpg?t=1278591051

bearotaur so lame the durans don't even notice him, except for nick rhodes who's all 'whateverrrrrrr'

They laugh at his cheaply pierced ear.

man, was SO drunk

is hard to "draw" undr normal circumstances with little touch pad guy, but...

I assume being incredibly drunk and hairsharts always go together

lolololol

i am seeing a trend on this thread.

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/818963/jeopardy.bmp

who would win in jeopardy?

as above imo

depends on if you define winner as "the one who answers the most questions" or as "the one who eats everyone on stage and runs off with the money"

if we're talking running then it's def not the hiarsharktopus!

need a (drawing) tablet bad

but darragh u just made my day :D

i love this thread ... and i'm sober now.

its easy to fix that problem u know

the fact i'm sober or the earlier problem of bearotaur being bearotaurdo montalban?

sobriety is a totally curable diease thanks to medical and retail science

bearotaur's retardedness is incurable tho

need to photoshop andrei arshavin into a pic with both, and whichever eats the most of him by weight wins imo.

http://imaletyoufinish.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/bearsharktopuswkanye.jpg

man another reason to distrust kanye

which is more retarded: kanye west or bearotaur

oh thats easy that would be bearotaur

i have reached that point where bearotaur however fills me with sadness and pity, whereas kanye is like a buzzing fly. poor poor shameful bearotaur

i dunno john, i think kanye west might just be stupider than bearotaur

waiting for Kanye to tweet WEL AT LEAST I'M NOT AS RETATRDED AS BEAROTAUR LOL

Kanyetaur.

for reference:
http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/9860/centaur.gif

Nothing's as retarded as whatever bearotaur kicks in the head.

if you want a vision of the future, imagine bearotaur kicking himself in the head...FOREVER

bearotaur and kanye kicking each other in the head forever would be a funny vision of the future

if you want a vision of the future, imagine bearotaur kicking himself in the head...FOREVER

pretty sure bearotaur would need completely different legs to achieve that

maybe when they unvelcro the mace they can slap a couple on his paws

http://i29.tinypic.com/307n8ef.jpg

Bondage Goat Zombie vs. Bearotaur

the picture is kinda blurry - what Bondage Goat Zombie holds in its hoof is Bearotaur's Little Brain

did a goat zombie take that picture?

while drunk?!

and with auto focus off?

you saw the picture before you uploaded it and you thought it'd be fine, i'm happy with this out of focus picture to go up on the net for many people to see and went ahead and posted it?

lol that image is to the Bearotaur detractors what the Hitler billboard is to the tea partiers!

bearsharktopus sux

Clearly bearsharktopus is the ultimate winner here, since bearotaur has run away.

fair point, but our cavedrawing tributes remain in tribute as secondary evidence

It's a movie now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGTJ4Cv5ktE

Bump for contritionbearotaur sketchings, go

bearotaur and kanye kicking each other in the head forever would be a funny vision of the future

― sarahel, Wednesday, July 14, 2010 12:18 PM (ten years ago)

i kinda feel like we are living in that future rn

BEARSHARK

A cursory web search finds no bands named something identical or similar to Bearotaur. Advantage: Bearsharktopus.