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i keep wanting to say vulvas!

― not_goodwin, Saturday, 12 June 2010 20:03 Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Beware, I Hongro! (onimo), Saturday, 12 June 2010 19:04 (thirteen years ago) link

omg Kate's Dildo pic!

<3

― what it feels like for a goon (The Reverend), Sunday, June 6, 2010 2:06 AM (2 weeks ago)

k3vin k., Monday, 21 June 2010 03:07 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

What the hell is that pink thing?

― Cooper Temple Paws (NickB), Tuesday, July 6, 2010 9:15 AM

Love and Arugula (Trayce), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 00:05 (thirteen years ago) link

I still laugh at "she's going to brown u" whenever I think of it. It sounds so filthy.

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 15:14 (thirteen years ago) link

LOL @ things spontaneously combusting in my vag.

xpost

― peacocks, Monday, July 19, 2010 4:10 PM (21 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

crispy hexagon sun (crüt), Monday, 19 July 2010 20:10 (thirteen years ago) link

Quoted in context it kind of reads the same way.

bamcquern, Monday, 19 July 2010 20:19 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

may i come and 'tweak it'

― john foxx underpants - pack of 3 (haitch), Thursday, 2 September 2010 11:54 (1 minute ago)

the mandelbrot cassette (electricsound), Thursday, 2 September 2010 01:56 (thirteen years ago) link

blows dong

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, September 8, 2010 2:16 AM Bookmark

rock n roll individual (The Reverend), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 09:19 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

But the huge rider is that I haven't had enough PCP experience here to know whether that holds true more generally. [...]

― ljubljana, Thursday, September 23, 2010 7:36 AM

bang (HI DERE), Thursday, 23 September 2010 13:50 (thirteen years ago) link

I used to have a cat. It died, and I suddenly felt great.

― Mark G, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 12:03 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ledge, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 12:06 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Word to this. They're not always that flavorful at the very bottom of the stalk, but the part right under the head is excellent.

― jaymc, Friday, November 12, 2010 12:54 PM (18 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Dis-moi ce que tu manges, je te dirai ce que tu es. (Michael White), Friday, 12 November 2010 20:56 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

At this point, he's forgotten to pulls his pants down before sitting on the toilet.
― Miss Garrote (Eric H.), Wednesday, December 1, 2010 9:14 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

he wdn't be alone. xp
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, December 1, 2010 9:16 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Miss Garrote (Eric H.), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 16:24 (thirteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

The last person I did is out, and has resumed his (non-criminal) career.

― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 18:35 (Yesterday)

smexy fishy hawt joey martin (acoleuthic), Thursday, 23 December 2010 17:49 (thirteen years ago) link

ws mom tbh

― goole, Monday, January 3, 2011 4:18 PM Bookmark

pomp la familia (Hurting 2), Monday, 3 January 2011 21:18 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

when i did girls aloud my colleagues kept trying to accidentally walk in on it :(

― lex diamonds (lex pretend), Wednesday, January 19, 2011 11:10 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

post-rock was most definitely the future of post-rock (Edward III), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 16:16 (thirteen years ago) link

lololol

*gets the power* (deej), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 16:16 (thirteen years ago) link

*tits

― one day you're here...and then you're banned (San Te), Saturday, January 29, 2011 8:10 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

beer, beer, beer (Pillbox), Sunday, 30 January 2011 01:13 (thirteen years ago) link

Guido continues to be pretty good. Not as instantly 'fuck me' as Jazmine or Flying Lotus but

― acoleuthic, Wednesday, February 2, 2011 12:26 PM (21 seconds ago)

Damn this thread seems so....different without ilxor (ilxor), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 18:27 (thirteen years ago) link

Still can't do the long thin ones without giving myself a brain haemorrhage tbh.

― seminal fuiud (NickB), Thursday, February 10, 2011 7:54 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Evan, Friday, 11 February 2011 06:53 (thirteen years ago) link

just trying to share my boners, out of love for my fellow man

― basically just a 2/47 freak out (sic), Monday, 14 February 2011 21:55 (Yesterday)

miss pansy twist (electricsound), Monday, 14 February 2011 21:32 (thirteen years ago) link

feel like some vietnamese takeaway then trayce

― miss pansy twist (electricsound), Monday, February 14, 2011 9:03 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark

estela, Tuesday, 15 February 2011 13:35 (thirteen years ago) link

I didn't get any at work today and was more than fine with that.

― beau jest faux-verdrive (San Te), Monday, February 14, 2011 5:40 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

DJP, Tuesday, 15 February 2011 18:50 (thirteen years ago) link

hahahahahahahaha

pon de river, pon deez nuts (San Te), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 04:23 (thirteen years ago) link

guys naughty bear is on clearance at my local target - do i do this to myself?

― O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Friday, 25 February 2011 04:28 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

egregious fannydangling (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 24 February 2011 21:36 (thirteen years ago) link

A+ would lol again

Damn this thread seems so....different without ilxor (ilxor), Thursday, 24 February 2011 21:38 (thirteen years ago) link

kinda hate myself when i think that i'm prolly as excited to see bieber go thru puberty than i would for any of my kids (if they existed)

― kelpolaris, Saturday, February 26, 2011 8:38 PM (3 hours ago)

Damn this thread seems so....different without ilxor (ilxor), Sunday, 27 February 2011 05:48 (thirteen years ago) link

That was kinda weird in context lol

hapshash jar tempo (Drugs A. Money), Sunday, 27 February 2011 06:15 (thirteen years ago) link

nothing like some underwear shots to break in the new work phone

― goole, maandag 28 februari 2011 18:05 (16 minutes ago) Bookmark

La descente infernale (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 28 February 2011 17:24 (thirteen years ago) link

"That mole looks familiar even here in Belgium"

dell (del), Monday, 28 February 2011 18:50 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

ok here's a good q

open mouth and tongue out or cupped hands?

Only one of these is right btw. Choose wisely.

― ENBB, Friday, March 18, 2011 3:10 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Friday, 18 March 2011 19:11 (thirteen years ago) link

I KNEW IT.

ENBB, Friday, 18 March 2011 19:12 (thirteen years ago) link

this thread + you = it had to be

ENBB, Friday, 18 March 2011 19:12 (thirteen years ago) link

hahaha

ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Friday, 18 March 2011 19:15 (thirteen years ago) link

former, obv

I just want to give a shout-out to Buzzy Beetles (forksclovetofu), Friday, 18 March 2011 19:17 (thirteen years ago) link

that whole thread is giving me insane roffles

ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Friday, 18 March 2011 19:18 (thirteen years ago) link

nly ever done it cupped hands (main hand under the non-main hand)

― An adult guest rapper (donna rouge), Friday, March 18, 2011 3:15 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

my next-door neighbor had this technique where he would accept it in cupped hands, and then instead of bringing a hand up to his mouth he would, like, eat out of his hands like it was a makeshift trough. sort of weird...

― dell (del), Friday, March 18, 2011 3:17 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark

Ian Curtis danced like a tortured chicken DO U SEE (Phil D.), Friday, 18 March 2011 19:30 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah the painful thing is that in many ways we went in too hastily and in many other ways we went in too slowly

and in some ways we went in juuuuuuuuuuust right (maybe)

― difficult listening hour, Tuesday, March 22, 2011 2:18 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 18:21 (thirteen years ago) link

dark brown veiny mexican cock

― ENBB, Tuesday, March 22, 2011 12:11 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

Grotjahn in the Moma (Pillbox), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 18:43 (thirteen years ago) link

Music is better than everything

― maher shalal smash paz (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, March 23, 2011 12:07 AM (Yesterday)

I'd rather fuck, tbh.

― Call on me (Spinspin Sugah), Wednesday, March 23, 2011 1:01 AM (Yesterday)

ilxor you've listened to one odd future album once (ilxor), Thursday, 24 March 2011 16:23 (thirteen years ago) link

Your ARSE is mine. Gotta take you right!

― Hongroe (Geir Hongro), Tuesday, April 5, 2011 12:41 AM

scott seward, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 00:48 (thirteen years ago) link

Have to make sure to get that vegetable in there.

― Back up the lesbian canoe (Laurel), Thursday, April 14, 2011 2:05 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Periblepsis occasioned by homoeoteleuton (Michael White), Thursday, 14 April 2011 21:11 (thirteen years ago) link

Nas
started cumming inside Mase and like a chain reaction Mase came all over his
hand and the bed.

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Sunday, July 12, 2009 11:02 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark

Welcome to the Geirordome (Pillbox), Thursday, 21 April 2011 09:43 (twelve years ago) link

fly me over and give me a couch and i'm yours
― popular gay automobile (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, April 27, 2011

forks (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 04:29 (twelve years ago) link

male babies are the sexiest humans

― jortin shartgent (harbl), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 23:48 (1 year ago)

y'allternative medicine (unregistered), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 14:35 (twelve years ago) link

Woah the Prids. They played in my friend's basement once.

― Trip Maker, Thursday, April 28, 2011 12:13 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

congrats.

― popular gay automobile (a hoy hoy), Thursday, April 28, 2011 12:45 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Thursday, 28 April 2011 16:53 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I really enjoyed doing John Sheridan at Oldham and Peter Beardsley at Hartlepool

― Now working on a documentary about Sham 69's recent tour of China (ithappens), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 12:55 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

taking ilxers out with a flurry of butthurt (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 12:01 (twelve years ago) link

the secret is to lock you cats in the basement.

― The Chicago Choad (thebingo), Thursday, May 26, 2011 1:15 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Tom Skerritt Mustache Ride (DJP), Thursday, 26 May 2011 17:17 (twelve years ago) link

Fun with Firefox

Been using FF4 at work, didn't seem to be horrible so now I've finally installed it at home if only for quicker startup. One thing I don't like though, is that pressing F6 doesn't take you directly to the address bar anymore (it takes you to the tab bar, from which you can tab to the address bar).

― Doctoral Who (Leee), Sunday, 29 May 2011 03:51 (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I've always been using Cmd/Ctrl+L for that

― Nhex, Sunday, 29 May 2011 03:52 (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

So do I, but sometimes I only have one hand to type with and there's no real way for me to finish this sentence in a way that's not perved.

― Doctoral Who (Leee), Sunday, 29 May 2011 04:03 (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i checked for updates the other day and it recommended FF5 Beta. recommending a beta over the current stable version is a bit odd imo. (but given it's on my windows partition i won't ever use it!)

― koogs, Sunday, 29 May 2011 04:55 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

xp time to start using gestures. no, mouse gestures!

― Nhex, Sunday, 29 May 2011 05:44 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I'm making a gesture RIGHT NOW.

― Doctoral Who (Leee), Sunday, 29 May 2011 05:46 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

百万个叉烧包 (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 28 May 2011 23:21 (twelve years ago) link

its hard though becuase I like to diddle and write notes

― Latham Green, Friday, June 3, 2011 2:01 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Friday, 3 June 2011 18:42 (twelve years ago) link

Finally, a good reason to become ambidextrous!

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 3 June 2011 23:06 (twelve years ago) link


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