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"zinging" jaymc for being creepy is about as original and funny as jokes about mickey's navel jewelry or morbius being a drama-queen.

elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 27 October 2006 17:16 (fifteen years ago) link

oy vey.

otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 27 October 2006 17:25 (fifteen years ago) link

Who is the biggest Captain-Save-A-Cyber-Ho on ILX?

u guys did it, huh?

jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 27 October 2006 17:29 (fifteen years ago) link

i like jaymc, and find it comforting that when the bomb drops, all that will be left of some of us are his files

manute lol (sanskrit), Friday, 27 October 2006 17:30 (fifteen years ago) link

unless they hit chicago instead

manute lol (sanskrit), Friday, 27 October 2006 17:31 (fifteen years ago) link

elmo stop being the acceptability police ffs, u r ruining these threads this week ;_;

Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 27 October 2006 17:33 (fifteen years ago) link


1) The joke is heard for the first time. It's funny. It remains funny for a little while thereafter.

2) The joke is played out. The repetition becomes predictable and the humour passes into non-humour.

3) The predictable repetition of the joke itself becomes funny, not the joke itself. Often times, the humour is achieved when the joke is unleashed in situations where it's not relevant. The humour lies in the joke's irrelevance to the situation at hand.

gear (gear), Friday, 27 October 2006 17:38 (fifteen years ago) link

a) i don't think jaymc is creepy. i really don't think anything about him.
b) that joke was posted in may, at the height of the joke's funniness

jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 27 October 2006 17:41 (fifteen years ago) link

ally, it's not unacceptable, just a bit tedious.


elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 27 October 2006 17:46 (fifteen years ago) link

nice spelling moraine


and what (ooo), Friday, 27 October 2006 17:46 (fifteen years ago) link

what'd i misspell?

jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 27 October 2006 17:53 (fifteen years ago) link


rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Friday, 27 October 2006 18:01 (fifteen years ago) link

elmo stop being the acceptability police ffs, u r ruining these threads this week ;_;

-- Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyza...), October 27th, 2006 2:33 PM. (allyzay) (later) (userip)

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 27 October 2006 18:22 (fifteen years ago) link

(xxxxpost) tedious = any one of the emoticon threads

am0n (am0n), Friday, 27 October 2006 20:21 (fifteen years ago) link

They should have fired Horatio Sanz about 5 years ago.

-- GILLY'S BAGG'EAR VANCE OF COUPARI (ca...) (webmail), October 1st, 2006 10:03 AM. (Ex Leon) (link)

He was like a one man excelsior thread.

-- GILLY'S BAGG'EAR VANCE OF COUPARI (ca...) (webmail), October 1st, 2006 10:04 AM. (Ex Leon) (link)

Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 30 October 2006 20:39 (fifteen years ago) link

your FAQ is inadequate

-- cousin larry bundgee (bge...), October 30th, 2006 8:40 PM. (bundgee) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

as yr bloodline might be

-- Dr Morbius (wjwe...), October 30th, 2006 8:54 PM. (Dr Morbius) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

gbx (skowly), Monday, 30 October 2006 22:30 (fifteen years ago) link


gbx (skowly), Monday, 30 October 2006 22:30 (fifteen years ago) link

ILM in gluttons for punishment non-shocker

-- Shakey Mo Collier (audiobo...) (webmail), October 30th, 2006 2:24 PM. (later) (link)


oh, go whack off to your rachael ray rape fantasy
-- the orchid and the wasp (theundergroundhom...) (webmail), October 30th, 2006 2:26 PM. (later) (link)

gear (gear), Monday, 30 October 2006 23:26 (fifteen years ago) link


manute lol (sanskrit), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 00:27 (fifteen years ago) link


John Justen will insert a ship in your cat for no additional fee (johnjusten), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 00:43 (fifteen years ago) link

doesn't everyone have a rachael ray rape fantasy...?
bitch is gonna get it.

disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 00:50 (fifteen years ago) link

i am too lazy to lock ian from this thread :(

manute lol (sanskrit), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 01:13 (fifteen years ago) link


s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 16:12 (fifteen years ago) link

The road from hubcaps to vaginas was surprisingly short.
-- Tuomas (lix...), October 31st, 2006 4:29 PM. (later)

not on one of your threads, pal.

-- teh_kit returns! (kittens...), October 31st, 2006 4:30 PM. (later)

polar bear flashback episode (nickalicious), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 16:39 (fifteen years ago) link

OOF @ JBR pwnj on SMC

Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 16:53 (fifteen years ago) link

do something funny and get paid! a BBC thing...

^@^ (map), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 17:47 (fifteen years ago) link

jon go buy some more $1000 purebreed dogs and leave us to our emotional appeals ;_;
-- Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay...), November 2nd, 2006 11:33 AM. (allyzay) (later) (admin) (userip)

chaki (chaki), Thursday, 2 November 2006 19:42 (fifteen years ago) link

does this thread remind anybody else of lord of the flies?

-- like murderinging (mi...), Yesterday 9:31 PM. (modestmickey) (later)

you sort of remind me of piggy

-- manute lol (mikeoptin...), Yesterday 9:41 PM. (sanskrit) (later)

s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 3 November 2006 21:43 (fifteen years ago) link

I hear some signs of IDM in the more electronic parts of today's R&B, whereas the electro revival main skips the entire 90s electronica and goes straight to 80s synthpop and electro for influence.
-- Geir Hongro (geirhon...), November 8th, 2006 6:00 AM. (GeirHong)

thanks mr dance music expert
i have a couple hip hop questions for you later, if you have any spare time

-- -- (68...), November 8th, 2006 6:09 AM. (688)

jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:29 (fifteen years ago) link

Bush actually did pretty well, I think. Fairly articulate, though still flailing about trying to cover his ass and spin the losses at points. He was right to smack down the reporter who asked him to explain the comments made two days ago about Rumsfeld staying on about forty-five seconds after he'd already explained himself. His justifications (hadn't met w/ people, made final decision, not wanting to announce it right before election) were valid.

He may have some surprises up his sleeve for possibly Schwarzeneggerification of last two years of his presidency, but I guess we'll see.

-- Tim Ellison , November 8th, 2006. (later)

Tim, this is neither an R.E.M. nor Beatles thread.

-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn

dar1a g (daria g), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 20:25 (fifteen years ago) link

I like how I never have to listen to Rush to know what he's saying on a given day

Kind of like how you remind me that I never have to sully my eyeballs with DailyKos or AirAmerica.

-- don weiner (dandydonweine...)

yeah, don't sully your eyeballs with radio, don.

-- elmo argonaut (elmo.oxyge...)

and what (ooo), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 20:36 (fifteen years ago) link

Who is Nathan Fillion? Or Mal, for that matter?
-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), Today 12:57 PM. (jaymc) (later)


not an ilxor, don't worry about it. :D
-- Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr...), Today 1:01 PM. (scarymonsterrr)

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 22:03 (fifteen years ago) link

#18 isn't a bummerz at all. Pls try again.
-- Laurel (sininspac...), November 15th, 2006 10:55 AM. (Laurel)


you don't even smoke pot
-- gbx (polarbea...), November 15th, 2006 10:58 AM. (skowly)


Don't you have a bike to lose?
-- Laurel (sininspac...), November 15th, 2006 11:01 AM. (Laurel)


stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 16:26 (fifteen years ago) link

advantage Laurel

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 16:28 (fifteen years ago) link

that was kind of awesome.

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 16:29 (fifteen years ago) link


a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 16:35 (fifteen years ago) link

major awesome hahaha

rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 16:36 (fifteen years ago) link


gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 16:59 (fifteen years ago) link


In a way, yes, just like the old "Absolut Musik" ideal of the composers. But, you know, a melody is a very concrete thing too because it sounds in a certain way.
Beethoven never heard his 9th Symphony, but we all know what it sounds like, no?

-- Geir Hongro (geirhon...), November 17th, 2006 12:25 AM.



you don't
-- mark s (mar...), November 17th, 2006 12:32 AM.

deej.. (deej..), Friday, 17 November 2006 00:39 (fifteen years ago) link

I should totally dig out this weird old late '60s comedy record I got a while back that is basically a totally rural Southern white dude making "I am a totally rural Southern white dude and confused at the modern world" jokes at the Apollo -- his name's Dick Davy and the album is called You're a Long Way from Home, Whitey.

-- nate p. ((nospamto)natepatrin(please)@gmail.com) (webmail), Today 10:36 PM. (natepatrin) (later) (link)

nate if you YSI that lp i promise to cut down to only 1 furry joke a week

-- anticon jemima (an...) (webmail), Today 10:38 PM. (ooo) (later) (link)

songs and ballads of the bituminous miners (sanskrit), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 04:25 (fifteen years ago) link

oh GZeus. it was all said in mock anger. you're about 10 years too late to catch me being actually angry at random people.

-- sunny successor agrees: gay dad always trumps slutty mom (sunnysuccesso...) (webmail), November 21st, 2006 2:06 PM. (katharine) (later) (link)

There's no tone of voice in the internet.

-- The GZeus (gzeusmant...) (webmail), November 21st, 2006 3:24 PM. (The GZeus) (later) (link)

Oh, but yours is pretty easy to imagine.

-- DOCTOR METH KING (tombo...) (webmail), November 21st, 2006 3:28 PM. (TOMBOT) (later) (link)

i am not a nugget (stevie), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 15:56 (fifteen years ago) link

Is this band good? Could it be worth getting their record? (I heard their 45 on the radio last night.)
-- the bellefox (pinefo...) (webmail), November 20th, 2006


they are terrible so you might like them.
-- jed_ (colin_o_har...) (webmail), November 21st, 2006

my teeth are horrible, I'm gaining weight, I don't understand twelve-tone (dubpl, Tuesday, 21 November 2006 16:05 (fifteen years ago) link

one month passes...
what the hell is a "sports coat"? is this some stupid American thing like "golf shirt"? Just call things what they are, for goodness sake.

-- Rebel.yell.For.Internet.cakes (adamr...) (webmail), January 15th, 2007 7:10 PM. (nordicskilla) (later)


-- asked my baby for a nickel she gave me a 2 dollar whore (flembac...) (webmail), January 15th, 2007 7:11 PM. (Carey) (later)

trans pacific donkey cell phone (sleep), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 15:33 (fourteen years ago) link


tony conrad schnitzler (sanskrit), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 17:08 (fourteen years ago) link

don't steam. always boil. you know they're done when they're floating. drain then blanch for a few seconds in ice water. add a dash or two of sea salt to taste.

-- Steve Shasta (steveshast...), January 18th, 2007 8:12 PM. (Steve Shasta) (later)

where can i buy these edamame jeans

-- am0n (...), January 18th, 2007 8:26 PM. (am0n) (later)

vahid (vahid), Friday, 19 January 2007 05:42 (fourteen years ago) link

"cunt" hahahahahahaha excellent.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 19 January 2007 12:20 (fourteen years ago) link

at least im not trying to get rid of all my pennywise and nofx cds cuz i want people to think i only ever liked dance music like that one dude.

-- artdamages (chris.tha()mrin@gmail.com) (webmail), Today 11:34 AM. (artdamages) (later) (link)

tony conrad schnitzler (sanskrit), Friday, 19 January 2007 17:13 (fourteen years ago) link


friday on the porch (lfam), Friday, 19 January 2007 17:21 (fourteen years ago) link

i didn't always like dance music and i don't only like dance music and if you think the nofx and pennywise cds are so great you can have them

friday on the porch (lfam), Friday, 19 January 2007 17:22 (fourteen years ago) link

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