Top 529 eternal questions in popular music.

212. Was he force-fed? Did he learn it?

213 Who's Got The 10 1/2?

214 who's been sleeping here?
215. will you still love me tomorrow?

216. I'm as free as a bird now, how 'bout you?

217 Brother, can you spare a dime?

218. do you feel like i do?

219. How do you say good night to
An answering machine?

220. Do you like gospel music?

221. Who Makes the Nazis?

221. Who Makes the Nazis?
See 113

221. Isn't she pretty in pink?

222. She said, "You gonna stay?"

I cannot belive I forgot one from my alltime favorite song:

Well what can a poor boy do, except sing for a rock and roll band?

That's 223.

224. What do you do when you get lonely?

225. Why is everybody always picking on me?
226. Do you love me (question mark)?

227. Is this horrible? Is this horrible?

228. Why Don't You Eat Carrots?

229. How many licks does it take 'till ya get to the center of the...?

230. When you look around you wonder: Do you play to win? Or are you just a bad loser?

231. Why Can't I Be You?

232. Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

233. all my people right here, right now, d'ya know what i mean?

234. mother do you think they'll try to break my balls?

Damn. 231's been done already, so 232 is 231 and tipsy's post is 233.

234. are you gonna go my way?

235. Anne, Anne, Anne, what am I supposed to do, huh?

236. What is it?

238. do you know the way to san jose?

239. who can it be knocking at my door?

234 and 238 are repeats.
so 238. who's landing in my hangar?

239. Where did you go?
240. What do I do right?
241. Just what are you trying to say?
242. What in the world is in that bag? What you got in that bag?

I like when these make cross-song sequences...

243. Do you know what it means to be emulsified?
244. Do I deserve to be?
245. Is that the question?
246. And if so...if so...who answers?
247. Which emcee was that?

Like, think how great this thread would be for police interrogation dialogue. Take this snippet from Phil Will: "Where's Captain Kirk? How soon is now? Who are the Brain Police? Who killed Bambi?" It could be great!

246. who the **ck are you?!

shit!248. who the **ck are you!?

249.What would you do if I sang out of tune,
250.Would you stand up and walk out on me.

251. And if while in the course of my duty, I perform an unfortunate take, would you punish me so unbelievably so?

252. Who is he?
253. And what is he to you?

254. How many licks does it take for me to hit the Tootsee Roll center of a break?

255. Why don't we live together?
256. Was that what it was?
257. Was it worth it?
258. Can you forgive her?
259. Do I have to?
260. How can you expect to be taken seriously?

261. is he trying to hide?

outdoor_miner adds feeling obvious

262. Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?

263. I hate to ask, but are friends electric?

264. How come U don't call me anymore?

I love this thread too much. One last burst for the night and I'm getting out of the way. This one is in the form of an incoherent dialogue!

265. How the hell'd we get here?
266. Who's driving your plane?
267. You know Frank Sinatra?
268. Oh, what shall we do with the funny little things?
269. Do you let them smoulder like paper in fire?
270. What was it to you that a man laid down his life for your love? Were those clear eyes of yours ever filled with the pain of tears of grief? Did you ever give yourself to one man in this whole world? Or did you love me, and will you find your way back one day to Xanadu?
271. Was that a parable or a very subtle joke?

272. Friends: how many of us have them?

273. What have you done to the mirror?
274. What have you done to the floor?
275. Can't I go nowhere without you?
276. Can't I leave you alone anymore?

277. Have you ever seen Dallas from a DC9 at night?
278. Have you seen your mother, Baby?
279. Why does love have to so sad?
280. Where the hell is Bill?
281. Are we ever going to have sex again?
282. Can I sleep in your arms?

283. Who's that peepin in my window?
284. Where you from? Who you with? Where you from? Who you with?

285. Do you take me for such a fool to think I'd make contact with the one who tries to hide what he don't know to begin with?
286. (you just sit around and ask for ashtrays) can't you reach?
287. Ain't it just like the night to play tricks when you're tryin' to be so quiet?
288. What do doctors know about farms, pray tell?