The Post-2006 election schadenfreude thread

But enough about your se... Oh, never mind.

here, here, here, here, and here.

I don't think we will be judged for electing democrats to office. I think the fact that we allowed pro-choice, pro-gay marriage candidates into office is an EFFECT of our ALREADY being under judgment.

yeah, those Women will also do that

here you go

I guess he filed his column before tuesday, as it only covers Pastor Ted.

is there no Christian-puking emoticon?

Besides, there is really no such thing as homophobia. It is a false concept created by the gay community to smear the healthy aversion to a unnatural and disgusting deviancy.

Besides, there is really no such thing as anti-semitism. It is a false concept created by the Jew community to smear the healthy aversion to Jews.

Master rhetoricians, all!

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

HOW BUSH SHOULD HANDLE LOSS [Jonah Goldberg]

I think James Baker and Dick Cheney should take Bush out to the woods around Camp David. After 24 hours in a sweat lodge, he should be given only a loin cloth, a hunting knife and a canteen of water. Bush should then set out to track and kill a black bear, after which he should eat its still beating heart so he can absorb its spirit. He should then fly back to Washington in Marine 1. His torso still scratched from the bear's claws, his face bloodied and steaming in the November chill, he should immediately give a press conference at which he throws the bearskin on the front row of the press corps, completely enveloping Helen Thomas, declaring, "I'm not going anywhere."

This will send important messages to Democrats and well as to our enemies overseas, who are no doubt high-fiving as we speak.
Posted at 6:49 AM

to which the proper response is:

...For now, I can only repeat that the idea of any of these men demonstrating courage and bravery in a real-life situation involving genuine peril and danger is entirely ridiculous, as silly as imagining that Jonah Goldberg himself could do so. On the other hand, I can very easily see Lucianne Goldberg tracking the bear, killing it in an excessively bloody manner, and then gustily devouring its heart. I'm certain such meals are a regular part of her diet...

Starts out normally, descends into ranting over the commies and preverts by about page 5 or so, and gets even more entertaining from there

hahaha it's like some anime character, yelling whatever random phrases he knows in english

The ultraleftists are mulyi-orgasmic this morning, but wait until their sock puppets in the RAT party actually gain control. Then the braindead jerkoffs (e.g., the Tequito troll) who put them in office will see what a "pig in a poke" they bought. Soros, MoveOn, the Unholywood elitists et al are salivating over what they'll have the power to do with America through their robotic RATs in Congress.

If you think it's bad now, you ain't seen nuthin' yet.

The circular firing squad now includes people calling for all GOP gayes to be outed, and blames Allen's loss in Virginia to the fact that he apparently didn't call for the outright lynching and/or beating of them.

Said entreaties usually are followed by puzzlement or outrage over vicious, angry liberals not calmly listening to why they are just like terr'ists.

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