lil b (the based god)

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to me, he's sort of like a really really talented high school basketball player

he's got lots of raw ability and talent but his game is a fucking mess and he needs to focus and actually realize it's HARD to be great

for every lebron or KG there's a sebastian telfair or felipe lopez ya know? he needs to choose

but he's almost ridiculously well-targeted for a certain stripe of internet rap-slash-indie rock fan....like the human meme in the flesh

― m@tt (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 3 June 2010 16:04 (6 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Is this a 'for every cesc there is an aliadiere' thing in american?

tart w/ a heart (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 08:35 (thirteen years ago) link

m@tt on a herbathon itt

harbly formed dn pun (zvookster), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 15:07 (thirteen years ago) link

sorry man i'll be cool from now on

For Nick Lachey, Forever Ago (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 15:21 (thirteen years ago) link

actually no i won't be, who am i kidding?

For Nick Lachey, Forever Ago (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 15:24 (thirteen years ago) link

more pitched-down east coast shit from the based god:

http://limelinx.com/files/6bc3a75276834b71d837bd16a250b18e

hoes on my dick cos my groceries bagged (tpp), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 17:26 (thirteen years ago) link

d-_-b

gonjasufi smacker (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 19:23 (thirteen years ago) link

i'm trapped cuz the brothers that's resemblin my complexion
standin at the stop signs and the intersections
yeah i'm discriminatin
but my age group is hard to find friends
most of em are eliminated
watchin tv, turned on seen elimidate
man, teach me how to buy properties in 50 states
teach me about some real shit

gonjasufi smacker (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 19:25 (thirteen years ago) link

i feel like nobody would even remember "Elimidate" enough to reference it if Gucci didn't keep dropping it in songs well after it went off the air

some dude, Wednesday, 9 June 2010 19:29 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah how long has that been off the air?

gonjasufi smacker (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 19:33 (thirteen years ago) link

btw did b get punched or something -- i was offline for a few days

gonjasufi smacker (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 19:36 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah some kids pretended (ostensibly) to be fans and requested an interview for their youtube channel or whatever and gave a normal interview for like a minute and then all of a sudden without any warning while both we're sitting down the kid giving the interview jsut starting swinging with both fists at Brandon's face, B stood up to I guess try to defend himself and caught one right in the lip. the kid who threw the little hail storm of punches immediately walked straight to the door, completely unobstructed. no one in the room did shit as B was clearly seeing stars

it was fucked up

surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Wednesday, 9 June 2010 20:39 (thirteen years ago) link

that's messed

fuck being hard, suburbs are complicated (The Reverend), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 20:46 (thirteen years ago) link

gonna go ahead and blame Charles Hamilton for showing everyone how easy it is to do that shit

some dude, Wednesday, 9 June 2010 20:49 (thirteen years ago) link

his response is weird..."i'm trying to uplift the human race"...half your songs are about blow jobs!

the dj screwtape letters (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 20:51 (thirteen years ago) link

i don't know what's worse that that type of behavior is seen as a viable way to punk someone on film or that it's now apparently ok to hang with a rapper and not have any sense at all to at least react to a fight

surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Wednesday, 9 June 2010 20:53 (thirteen years ago) link

xp i wouldn't conflate the content of his music which is entertainment with the way he treats other people

surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Wednesday, 9 June 2010 20:54 (thirteen years ago) link

xp yeah, but the other half are about how he is much much more spiritual than u

fuck being hard, suburbs are complicated (The Reverend), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 20:54 (thirteen years ago) link

by the way, on an unrelated note i'd just like to make sure everyone here knows that "based" music was not actually started by Lil B and was a post-hyphy movement propagated by a few other clicks from the Bay other than the Pack, like Team Knoc, that sorta fizzled out. there was another one but their name is escaping me right now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfjP70D_Qt4

surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Wednesday, 9 June 2010 21:01 (thirteen years ago) link

very clever rev, considering that 'based' is originally slang for freebase addicts that was co-opted by these rappers, so if that guy is cooking up cocaine to smoke then yeah good job

surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Wednesday, 9 June 2010 21:19 (thirteen years ago) link

ha, I was more just trying to say you were dropping science

fuck being hard, suburbs are complicated (The Reverend), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 21:24 (thirteen years ago) link

he's perfecting the antidote for my herbism

the dj screwtape letters (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 21:28 (thirteen years ago) link

i skip back and forth sometimes between work and this so the tone gets carried over

when i'm not completing sentences or omitting words entirely I'm probably drunk by myself

surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Wednesday, 9 June 2010 21:59 (thirteen years ago) link

that's quite the url

the dj screwtape letters (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 22:32 (thirteen years ago) link

it also obviosuly only includes the most inflammatory parts of the interview. that is a really really good interview.

surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Wednesday, 9 June 2010 22:35 (thirteen years ago) link

my favorite part might be

I listen to all the greats: Cormega,...

surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Wednesday, 9 June 2010 22:40 (thirteen years ago) link

the mind is so complex when you're based....

surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Wednesday, 9 June 2010 22:41 (thirteen years ago) link

that was a good interview, certainly an interesting dude

the dj screwtape letters (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 22:46 (thirteen years ago) link

based interview

fuck being hard, suburbs are complicated (The Reverend), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 22:55 (thirteen years ago) link

age of information is so cormega

gonjasufi smacker (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 22:59 (thirteen years ago) link

his response is weird..."i'm trying to uplift the human race"...half your songs are about blow jobs!

― the dj screwtape letters (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 21:51 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

give me 5 reasons why more blow jobs wouldn't uplift the human race?

tart w/ a heart (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 10 June 2010 02:25 (thirteen years ago) link

only uplift half of it

its like why GROCERY BAG and not saddam? (deej), Thursday, 10 June 2010 02:26 (thirteen years ago) link

also it would take too long, we couldn't get that many blow jobs done by 2012

the dj screwtape letters (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 10 June 2010 23:43 (thirteen years ago) link

also i guess i meant more that kat stacks diss and some of his shit seems really hateful and gross to me

the dj screwtape letters (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 10 June 2010 23:44 (thirteen years ago) link

...and before everyone says i'm getting soft or whatever pls recognize i've been listening to rappers act like assholes and getting blowjobs since literally before some of you were born, i should get a rapper blow job merit badge or some shit, jesus it gets old

the dj screwtape letters (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 10 June 2010 23:45 (thirteen years ago) link

yoink

rapper blow job merit badge (The Reverend), Friday, 11 June 2010 01:15 (thirteen years ago) link

wait a minute

The Reverend, Friday, 11 June 2010 01:15 (thirteen years ago) link

:D

upper missi- did you go by a different name on ilx before or have i just never noticed yr login before?

name (a hoy hoy), Friday, 11 June 2010 11:01 (thirteen years ago) link

it's m@tt he1go

some dude, Friday, 11 June 2010 13:03 (thirteen years ago) link

aaaaaaah, ok that makes sense

name (a hoy hoy), Friday, 11 June 2010 13:18 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah sorry i should keep it as m@tt for awhile on my dn so ppl know

m@tt h (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 11 June 2010 16:12 (thirteen years ago) link

@LILBTHEBASEDGOD the ill shit is, i'm gonna make my diss wack on purpose, 2 show u i can be wack even BETTER than u can !! 5 minutes ago via web

mousebudden

surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Thursday, 17 June 2010 21:08 (thirteen years ago) link

joe budden never stops losing

surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Thursday, 17 June 2010 21:09 (thirteen years ago) link

hahaha this is some kinda new low watermark for beef

meanie budden boo boo crust butt budden @mousebudden

m@tt h (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 17 June 2010 21:27 (thirteen years ago) link

http://usershare.net/fp1x3t50ws3c

^^^ lil b's very incredible buddens dis.

high watermark imo

Jacques_Lamure, Thursday, 17 June 2010 21:30 (thirteen years ago) link

track aight but jesus man raise your standards? i guess unless you started listening to rap this year or something

m@tt h (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 17 June 2010 21:32 (thirteen years ago) link

oh shit u are named after an Of Montreal song not the hockey coach, nvrmd

m@tt h (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 17 June 2010 21:39 (thirteen years ago) link

i mean its ok given they started "beefing" on twitter this morning but whatever diss tracks are always boring to me.

hoes on my dick cos my groceries bagged (tpp), Thursday, 17 June 2010 22:06 (thirteen years ago) link


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