James Corden should fuck off

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Those songs are so obviously about will.I.am and that album's great so gtf.

every time i pull a j/k off the shelf (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 8 June 2010 09:43 (thirteen years ago) link

Just walked past him in my building. He was on the phone so I didn't tell him to fuck off.

sent from my neural lace (ledge), Tuesday, 8 June 2010 11:06 (thirteen years ago) link

I like the gentleness (if that's a word) of it. Ruth Jones and Rob Brydon the absolute best things about it.

hmm you're not the Brydon-loathing Chris i thought you were

mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 8 June 2010 11:22 (thirteen years ago) link

The chorus ending on "Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough" was a little o_O

Yeah, really. We're not yet living in that post-hooligan utopia where it's okay to reclaim violent yob chants.

I'm also pretty shocked that they didn't try to rework the chorus lyrics AT ALL. How does "These are the things we can do without" make sense in a footbally context?

Slumpman, Tuesday, 8 June 2010 21:42 (thirteen years ago) link

Shout, Shout, let it all out,
This is the team that we care about,
Come on,
I'm talking to you - come on.

I think even this is better that leaving it the same.

Slumpman, Tuesday, 8 June 2010 21:45 (thirteen years ago) link

i think he's the most inoccuous bloke to inspire ire in recent British history. i've never seen anything quite like it.

piscesx, Tuesday, 8 June 2010 22:20 (thirteen years ago) link

every time i think about james corden i want to actually kill him

لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Tuesday, 8 June 2010 22:24 (thirteen years ago) link

He's so needy and smarmy, and clearly unfulfilled by his previously credible acting career to the extent he insists on becoming an all-round (lol, fat bastard) media celebrity scumbag. He makes otherwise sane people like my mother want to throw bricks at prams

PaulTMA, Wednesday, 9 June 2010 00:11 (thirteen years ago) link

i think he's the most inoccuous bloke to inspire ire in recent British history. i've never seen anything quite like it.

shd search yr own posting history

every time i pull a j/k off the shelf (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 08:40 (thirteen years ago) link

James Corden and Sir Patrick Stewart clash on stage

Sir Patrick criticised Corden - host of the event - for standing with his hands in his pockets, adding: "From where I was sitting, I could see your belly."

Corden responded: "You could see my belly. I can see you dying right now."

CUNT

flanimal collective (Upt0eleven), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 09:42 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah, really. We're not yet living in that post-hooligan utopia where it's okay to reclaim violent yob chants.

http://www.englandfootballonline.com/images/Songs/EngsIrie.gif

on some kinda serial killer ish (sic), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 09:45 (thirteen years ago) link

Not okay to reclaim Tears for Fears either.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 9 June 2010 09:49 (thirteen years ago) link

Robbie Williams (yes, other punchable cnut, I know) also reclaimed "come and have a go if you think you're hard enough" for Millennium.

And Fat Les (yes, punchable cnuts, I know) to thread.

I sense a theme.

He's so needy and smarmy, and clearly unfulfilled by his previously credible acting career to the extent he insists on becoming an all-round (lol, fat bastard) media celebrity scumbag

I get this, but people keep letting him! Why is that? Does anyone actually *like* James Corden, media gobshite?

ailsa, Wednesday, 9 June 2010 09:51 (thirteen years ago) link

he's pretty popular outside of ilx as far a i can tell. well except for that sketch show he did.

Lil' Lj & The World (jim in glasgow), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 10:02 (thirteen years ago) link

but why on earth IS he popular? what kind of moron do you have to be to find him funny/worthwhile?

also i just remembered that other total cunt of a comedian, frankie boyle. maybe even worse?

لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 10:04 (thirteen years ago) link

i HATE these people so fucking much. actual scum of the earth. vile.

لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 10:04 (thirteen years ago) link

He seems to have a Calumesque short fuse for being challenged in any slight way.

Mark G, Wednesday, 9 June 2010 10:06 (thirteen years ago) link

sometimes in very dark moments, I remember I'm not James Corden, and life seems a little bit better.

hey it's (jel --), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 18:37 (thirteen years ago) link

Something about comics: they get really annoyed if someone else starts trying to make jokes on their patch, as if others need a zing permit while they are there.

WHEN CROWS GO BAD (suzy), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 18:40 (thirteen years ago) link

He's just graceless, and I'm a snob, I guess.

hey it's (jel --), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 18:41 (thirteen years ago) link

Captain Picard needs better zings than 'lol u fat' if he wants something more graceful than 'lol u old' in response.

Beware, I Hongro! (onimo), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 19:07 (thirteen years ago) link

true...but corden's demeanour etc is fucking repulsive.

I see what this is (Local Garda), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 21:46 (thirteen years ago) link

I thought JC's response was more about PatStew boring the audience, but then I didn't see it so...

Mark G, Thursday, 10 June 2010 07:35 (thirteen years ago) link

no i think your right

Don't look at the finger (Ste), Thursday, 10 June 2010 08:36 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah Stewart actually comes off worse there which takes some doing. what the hell is he doing hosting the Glamour Awards anyway?

mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 10 June 2010 11:52 (thirteen years ago) link

Corden would make a really crap X Man.

Fat Dog Franklin (snoball), Thursday, 10 June 2010 11:54 (thirteen years ago) link

XL Man morelikeamirite?

Wenlock & Mandelson (Tom D.), Thursday, 10 June 2010 12:16 (thirteen years ago) link

I dunno, if they're looking to cast The Blob...

rhythm fixated member (chap), Thursday, 10 June 2010 12:43 (thirteen years ago) link

ahahahaha Tom

Mark Ronson: "Led Zeppelin were responsible for hip-hop" (acoleuthic), Thursday, 10 June 2010 12:43 (thirteen years ago) link

Zoe Saldana.

Cheryl Cole thanked her dentist in her acceptance speech
Accepting her award, she said to Corden: "I like your belly but I'd like to see Sir Patrick Stewart dying on stage any day."

Corden then said: "I feel bad for people who haven't seen my belly."

To huge applause, the Gavin and Stacey star lifted his T-shirt, revealing his tummy.

Referring to Sir Patrick, he said: "OK can we get a taxi really quickly please. There's an old man going home."

Several stars commented on the verbal tussle.

"Entertaining"

Nowhere Boy actor Aaron Johnson said: "I love your belly. That was intense. I didn't know where to look."

NEXT STOP JC'S ARSE!

Mark G, Thursday, 10 June 2010 13:01 (thirteen years ago) link

Bloody picture captions! Ignore the Cheryl Code line, that was Zoe Saldana who said that.

Mark G, Thursday, 10 June 2010 13:02 (thirteen years ago) link

NEXT STOP JC'S ARSE!

Klingons on the starboard bow...

Fat Dog Franklin (snoball), Thursday, 10 June 2010 13:04 (thirteen years ago) link

https://chrome.google.com/extensions/detail/benmeghcnngldhlgnpajaoodoclkicfm/

^ GoogleChrome extension that blocks any text or picture references to James Corden appearing on your screen

BIG SAUS aka the porkbanger (sic), Thursday, 10 June 2010 14:41 (thirteen years ago) link

Was PS making a joke that went wrong? That footage is so repulsive, JC all leaning into PS's face jeering at him like an obnoxious drunk. I don't understand why the more hateful tabloids are all STEWART BATTERED BY CORDEN'S SCATHING WIT about it. Does his PR pull strings high up at the Sun/Mail?

NI, Thursday, 10 June 2010 17:05 (thirteen years ago) link

That extension is A+++, shame it's not on firefox.

State Attorney Foxhart Cubycheck (Billy Dods), Thursday, 10 June 2010 17:14 (thirteen years ago) link

Don't know if JC said something before that head to head, but it appeared to be an unprovoked attack from PS. Uncalled for, no? The Jonas Brothers gag too, what was that all about?

Chris, Thursday, 10 June 2010 17:55 (thirteen years ago) link

one year passes...

James Corden stands for an awful lot of things that I despise, mainly bullying 'funny' ladism. I loathe his face, his manner, and even the shortest trailers for that f'ing Question of Sport thing that he does is enough to make me wallow in bitter misanthropy for the rest of the day. But seeing him in One Man, Two Guv'nors yesterday had me crying with laughter, admiring his wit, geniality and sensitivity to an audience, his immense capacity for genuinely funny clowning and physical humour. Yes, you could say that he's a good actor, which obscures the less palatable public personality, but it's not as simple as that; the play is clearly directed around James Corden - he's required numerous times to rely on his personality and stores of, to me generally non-existant, charm., and yet it was completely winning. Mysterious.

Fizzles the Chimp (GamalielRatsey), Sunday, 19 June 2011 09:28 (twelve years ago) link

Was on a friend's list as plays to see. No way in hell, I said...

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 19 June 2011 09:31 (twelve years ago) link

Apparently he's really harsh to crew according to a friend who worked at the Brits. Major crime in my book.

owenf, Sunday, 19 June 2011 09:37 (twelve years ago) link

also he's a smug unfunny cunt which doesn't help

aka best bum of the o_O's (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 19 June 2011 10:08 (twelve years ago) link

He did give his fee to charity tho' (£50k!?) so you know, not a complete waste.

i can't, i won't (Ned Trifle II), Sunday, 19 June 2011 10:16 (twelve years ago) link

I'll be on the road to enlightenment when I can not feel that shudder when confronted by james corden.

resonate with awesomeness (jel --), Sunday, 19 June 2011 11:35 (twelve years ago) link

xyzzzz and NV otm, but, as I say, I was impressed despite myself. Won't stop me lurching at speed to the off button whenever I see his f'ing face on trailers for that sports quiz programme.

Fizzles the Chimp (GamalielRatsey), Sunday, 19 June 2011 12:28 (twelve years ago) link

And I don't like farces or comedy for that matter. Must have been temporarily overcome.

Fizzles the Chimp (GamalielRatsey), Sunday, 19 June 2011 12:30 (twelve years ago) link

three years pass...

I feel like sending Nina Tassler, president of CBS, a link to this thread.

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/09/09/business/media/james-corden-to-replace-craig-ferguson-as-host-of-the-late-late-show-on-cbs.html?_r=1

sʌxihɔːl (Ward Fowler), Monday, 8 September 2014 20:02 (nine years ago) link

seven months pass...

Yeah, having seen this guy's show... he should fuck off.

^^^ NOT METAL (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 11 April 2015 08:16 (nine years ago) link

Everything about his Late Late Show is pretty appealing except for him.

Johnny Fever, Saturday, 11 April 2015 08:26 (nine years ago) link

lol as britisher pretty glad he has fucked off

(bcos who in britain ever hears about american popular culture lol)

Pinefox hilariously OTM from first post onwards.

Quack and Merkt (Tom D.), Saturday, 11 April 2015 12:35 (nine years ago) link


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