Bonny Tyler's Total Eclipse Of The Heart: classic or dud?

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Well, according to this, Mohammed died on the same day Bonnie Tyler was born hundreds of years later. Uh, yeah.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 30 October 2003 05:38 (twenty years ago) link

Popbitch claimed that TEOTH was the number one choice listening for bosnian snipers or chechen rebels or something...

Jacob (Jacob), Thursday, 30 October 2003 09:17 (twenty years ago) link

"Basically it seems that liking this song or not is completely dependent upon how willing you are to let your emotions be artificcially manipulated by a pop single." - Dan

This should be in the FAQ!!!

I figure the reason I can't stomach power ballads like this one is that they're embarassing, though I don't mean that as a pejorative. Bonnie Tyler sounds so exposed, so naked when she sings TEOTH that I feel embarassed for her when I listen to it. It's the same feeling I get when hanging out with singers who frequently burst into song in public. In one sense I envy them for being so free and unrestrained, but I also know I'm not like that. When I want ballads, I listen to singers who sound timid or beaten down but still composed enough to sing their song with their head held high (Billie Holliday, Nick Drake, Robert Johnson, etc).

Dave M. (rotten03), Thursday, 30 October 2003 10:25 (twenty years ago) link

hey Dan your last thing confused me. Are you saying I don't let pop manipulate me or that I do? Cuz I'm SERIOUSLY pop's bitch.

Look at how I originally spelled "artificially".

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 30 October 2003 14:17 (twenty years ago) link

two years pass...
REVIVE! Been listening to this a lot in the last week, the full-length album version (which I'm not sure I'd heard before). Six and a half minutes of bliss.

Mark (MarkR), Thursday, 5 October 2006 13:16 (seventeen years ago) link

C L A S S I C !

mister the guanoman (mister the guanoman), Thursday, 5 October 2006 13:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Is this the original Guilty Pleasures thread?

Actually, come to think about it "Make Over" is pretty out there...

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 5 October 2006 13:29 (seventeen years ago) link

That Steinman fantasy upthread!

W T F

Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 5 October 2006 14:09 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't like it, sorry

Charlie Howard (the sphinx), Thursday, 5 October 2006 14:29 (seventeen years ago) link

bye then.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 5 October 2006 14:30 (seventeen years ago) link

the most absurd part of this song might be the 40-something second fadeout

Jimmy Mod is like a child who walks into the middle of a movie (The Famous Jimmy, Thursday, 5 October 2006 15:44 (seventeen years ago) link

to this day, I still comb the pages of every X-Men comic that comes out, in the hopes that this will finally be the issue where someone sneaks up behind Cyclops, holds a gun (or claw, or whatever) to his head, and says "Don't turn around, bright eyes."

bernard snow (sixteen sergeants), Thursday, 5 October 2006 15:48 (seventeen years ago) link

I was SURE this thread was revived because of this:

Total Eclipse of the Lawsuit
He was a retiring co-pilot. She was an aging 80's rocker flying first class. No one expected her multi-platinum hit to "fall apart" but when Air France flight attendants awoke Bonnie Tyler and asked her to sing "Total Eclipse of the Heart" in honor of a pilot making his final flight, passengers did more than just "turn around", they up and sued the airline. According to reports, a group of disgruntled travelers, believed to be Belgian, first lodged a complaint claiming they were traumatized by the experience, and are now alleging in a lawsuit, that Tyler's 1983 hit incited a celebration so raucous they feared for their safety. Good thing she didn't try "Holding Out For a Hero" or things might have really turned ugly.

By Emil Steiner | September 6, 2006; 2:29 PM ET

chaki (chaki), Thursday, 5 October 2006 16:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Personally my fave Steinman is "I Would Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That),"

You're a sick man. I see your broader point about JS though. As with Bat Out of Hell, I played the hell out of it for a while after buying it (the 7" in this case) but I don't know if I'll ever put it on again. Classic with a shelf life?

Sundar (sundar), Thursday, 5 October 2006 19:56 (seventeen years ago) link

one year passes...

I don't understand why anyone in their right mind would like this song now, despite the fact that I loved it when it came out.

Bimble, Friday, 23 May 2008 10:46 (fifteen years ago) link

Thank fuck I'm not in my right mind.

Dingbod Kesterson, Friday, 23 May 2008 10:48 (fifteen years ago) link

total classic. awesome beyond belief. age shall not wither her.

m the g, Friday, 23 May 2008 10:52 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm not sure I "like" it, in the traditional sense - it's not a song I'm going to go home and put on and soak in because I want to, ever - but one has t6o admire the sheer fucking structural power of it. It's a phenomenon.

Scik Mouthy, Friday, 23 May 2008 10:56 (fifteen years ago) link

Tyler's duet with Todd Rundgren on "Loving You Is a Dirty Job (But Somebody's Got To Do It)" is IMO Tyler and Steinman's best moment. Great title too.

Geir Hongro, Friday, 23 May 2008 11:15 (fifteen years ago) link

Great song, and I guess everyone's already seen awesome cover of it.

Tuomas, Friday, 23 May 2008 11:26 (fifteen years ago) link

I liked the Eurodance cover version of this song too. Actually, I think there were two Eurodance covers of it back in the nineties, but the first one was better.

Tuomas, Friday, 23 May 2008 11:29 (fifteen years ago) link

The Hurra Torpedo version is of course classic.

They actually did this as part of a project where they would "slaughter" various not-too-credible songs, mostly Norwegian language ones. But it's this cover version that has stuck and gotten international attention.

Geir Hongro, Friday, 23 May 2008 11:32 (fifteen years ago) link

oulseek must have a conscience after all, electing to spare you from the sonic blight that is the Speedwagon's excretion.

I suppose it's statements like this that get me in trouble.

Alex in NYC, Friday, 23 May 2008 11:33 (fifteen years ago) link

"It's a Heartache" is so much of a better song than this wanna-be Meatloaf song.

Pleasant Plains, Friday, 23 May 2008 14:32 (fifteen years ago) link

Just because Ronnie Scott co-wrote it doesn't make it so.

Dingbod Kesterson, Friday, 23 May 2008 14:38 (fifteen years ago) link

two years pass...

*yadadadadadadah!IREALLYNEEDYOUTONIGHT!*

It occurs to me that one day Kanye will fully remake the video if not the song. And maybe both.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=840B27zYfOk

Then again, Flight of the Conchords has already been there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vQuf49Ya30

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 14:43 (twelve years ago) link

I'm concerned of what this says about me, but I fell semi-in love with a girl while slow dancing to TEOTH the other night. Jeez.. I've always liked the song, but only in the usaual ironic, waxing 80s nostalgia kind of way. But for a moment that night, all of that was gone, and what was left was the sheer power of that gigantic ballad. I may have been fooled, manipulated, whatever, but it felt pretty fucking great.

Classic.

Mule, Monday, 16 May 2011 23:36 (twelve years ago) link

so you're trying to say that forever's gonna start tonight

2010 = the year of (exactly) 500 Rogers! (La Lechera), Monday, 16 May 2011 23:41 (twelve years ago) link

this song reminds me of my mom

2010 = the year of (exactly) 500 Rogers! (La Lechera), Monday, 16 May 2011 23:42 (twelve years ago) link

At this second someone is singing this in a karaoke bar.

ginny thomas and tonic (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 16 May 2011 23:42 (twelve years ago) link

xpost

Well, it depends on the girl, I suppose

Mule, Monday, 16 May 2011 23:47 (twelve years ago) link

"the sheer power of that gigantic ballad"

That why this song is freaking awesome and will rule forever. I hear it's out on Rock Band. Must investigate. Classic classic classic.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 02:04 (twelve years ago) link

wow, don't know what drugs i was on 7 years ago as i re-read my posts and was shocked at how sounded snotty and dismissing i sounded,

love the song,

turn around bright eyes is brilliant and will feed into another post

H in Addis, Wednesday, 18 May 2011 19:46 (twelve years ago) link

eleven years pass...

Hero

39 years on and I still can't explain this pic.twitter.com/y3RY9Z51bz

— Bonnie Tyler (@BonnieTOfficial) September 20, 2022

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 20 September 2022 21:52 (one year ago) link

dud atp

dyl, Tuesday, 20 September 2022 21:59 (one year ago) link

Madness

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 20 September 2022 22:06 (one year ago) link

It is one of the most perfectly overwrought songs ever written and performed. Total classic.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 20 September 2022 22:12 (one year ago) link

I love Total Eclipse of the Heart. I had never paid it any attention, until this one time I was trying to get over a rough breakup and it came on the radio in the IHOP I was working at. I had to conceal actual tears while slinging pancakes. Very overwrought and cheesy, but it hit me like a missile.

Haven't knowingly listened to the rest of her music, except in the course of doing research for the Givin' It All You Got thread, when I came across this 1990 song of hers from German action sports film Fire, Ice, and Dynamite:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nlWeTL4dtk

peace, man, Wednesday, 21 September 2022 16:35 (one year ago) link

<3 lovely post

absolute classic btw, especially for drunk karaoke

nxd, Wednesday, 21 September 2022 17:33 (one year ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsgWUq0fdKk

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 21 September 2022 17:40 (one year ago) link

When I was in high school a dance troupe came through to perform for the entire school. The lead dancer gracefully danced until one by one, her skills faltered as she shared a dance with different partners. Each partner was dressed completely in black and had a different word written on their back. ALCOHOL. MARIJUANA. COCAINE. HEROIN.

She eventually fell to the ground, at which point the blacked-out dancers lifted her up and placed in a Jesus Christ crucifix pose to the audience.

This entire performance was done to “Total Eclipse of the Heart.”

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Wednesday, 21 September 2022 17:45 (one year ago) link

Wish I'd been there!

bendy, Wednesday, 21 September 2022 18:08 (one year ago) link

lol, that's amazing.

peace, man, Wednesday, 21 September 2022 18:14 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

xxp this isn't the one i witnessed but holy moly they were doing this bit in front of 5 year olds.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoRL-xzdlVI

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Thursday, 17 November 2022 05:43 (one year ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hl5PLKr-Zcc

Josefa, Thursday, 17 November 2022 06:06 (one year ago) link


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