DEAR TOM BRADY

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I should be disgusted, but I'm filled with pride for some reason.

horseshoe, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:19 (seventeen years ago) link

but guys, I could have lived without ever being made aware of the phrase "sweater meat." ;_;

horseshoe, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:21 (seventeen years ago) link

We'll have to agree to disagree.

Leee, Saturday, 10 March 2007 00:02 (seventeen years ago) link

the prolific one is allegedly at it again.

j.q higgins, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 15:30 (seventeen years ago) link

oh christ, he put his mind to it and he knocked up that olson twin didn't he.

chicago kevin, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 15:36 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm waiting for Brady's Immaculate Conception.

David R., Tuesday, 13 March 2007 15:37 (seventeen years ago) link

no woman is safe

brownie, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 15:39 (seventeen years ago) link

not even bea arthur?

chicago kevin, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 15:41 (seventeen years ago) link

his stash of Maude adult fan fiction suggests, no

brownie, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 15:45 (seventeen years ago) link

imagine that kid, with brady's football smarts and maude's body type, he'd be the prototypical left tackle. i'll bet maude could've been another tony boselli if she'd chosen to go that route.

chicago kevin, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 15:49 (seventeen years ago) link

so higgins, what did you hear? you can't just drop a bomb like that then bolt!

chicago kevin, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 16:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh, CK's just another in a long line of namby-pamby naysayers that can never show Brady or the Pats any respect.

David R., Tuesday, 13 March 2007 16:17 (seventeen years ago) link

i heard a massage therapist has stepped forward to say she's carrying brady's child. this is starting to become a naughty version of spartacus.

j.q higgins, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 16:59 (seventeen years ago) link

ok, so is just shooting indiscriminately now? like one of those lawn sprinklers?

chicago kevin, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 17:18 (seventeen years ago) link

i heard you got knocked up in a bar

David R., Tuesday, 13 March 2007 18:04 (seventeen years ago) link

belichick is going to have holmes gelded!

j.q higgins, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 18:12 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't know who's playing center for the pats next season but i think maybe he should look into getting a norplant implant.

chicago kevin, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 18:15 (seventeen years ago) link

AND THEY STILL COULDN'T GROW GRASS IN THEIR STADIUM!?

brownie, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 18:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Fucking's easy. Horticulture's hard.

David R., Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:51 (seventeen years ago) link

My dad knocked up my mom two twice two times, and could never get the grass to turn any color besides taupe.

David R., Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:52 (seventeen years ago) link

his stash of Maude adult fan fiction suggests, no

man, lawrence kansas, sometimes I don't know whether to laugh or cry!

horseshoe, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:56 (seventeen years ago) link

two years pass...

jhoshea otm in the other thread about how if he were another player he'd be catching shit for this. I can't wait for Kornheiser et. al. to be all "virile, mmmm" about it.

― horseshoe, Thursday, March 8, 2007 4:25 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

this still cracks me up

~*~*~*~*GAMES AS ART*~*~*~*~ (cankles), Monday, 13 July 2009 06:46 (fourteen years ago) link

three years pass...

While JPMorgan’s $6.2 billion trading loss last year was “embarrassing,” the bank has delivered three years of “record” profit, he said.

“It was one of the stupidest things I’ve seen,” Dimon said. “I’m mostly sorry to my shareholders. But JPMorgan is not obviated by a mistake.”

Dimon said Tom Brady, the New England Patriots football player who has passed Joe Montana for the most National Football League playoff wins by a quarterback, called to cheer him up after the loss.

“I owe him a lot,” Dimon said without specifying when the call took place. “At first I thought it was a friend of mine pulling a prank. I thought it was Lloyd Blankfein,” he said, referring to the CEO of Goldman Sachs Group Inc. (GS)

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-01-22/jain-calls-with-dimon-to-allow-banks-to-fail.html

wtf

iatee, Tuesday, 22 January 2013 22:04 (eleven years ago) link

omg maybe bundchen-brady baby and moynahan-brady baby can have a tension-filled opposite-sides-of-the-tracks soap-opera-y relationship like on that one WB show!
― horseshoe, Thursday, March 8, 2007 4:21 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark

lol

turds (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 22 January 2013 22:05 (eleven years ago) link

current facebook friends status update

http://distilleryimage6.s3.amazonaws.com/9cf3eb30423811e1a87612313804ec91_7.jpg

seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 22 January 2013 22:51 (eleven years ago) link

romo should be in the back of the pickup

mookieproof, Tuesday, 22 January 2013 22:53 (eleven years ago) link

he's in one of the vacants obvs

seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 22 January 2013 22:56 (eleven years ago) link

kudos

an old penis drawing is now "new and notable" (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 00:57 (eleven years ago) link

i really want to see brady get at least one more super bowl ring before retirement

at least either ed reed or randy moss will definitely get their first one

seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 01:13 (eleven years ago) link

reasons to go on, yes.

an old penis drawing is now "new and notable" (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 01:23 (eleven years ago) link

Dimon said Tom Brady, the New England Patriots football player who has passed Joe Montana for the most National Football League playoff wins by a quarterback, called to cheer him up after the loss.

“I owe him a lot,” Dimon said without specifying when the call took place. “At first I thought it was a friend of mine pulling a prank. I thought it was Lloyd Blankfein,” he said, referring to the CEO of Goldman Sachs Group Inc. (GS)

― iatee, Tuesday, January 22, 2013 5:04 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i did not need to know this

lag∞n, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 01:23 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzbMP7pLRkA

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 22:34 (eleven years ago) link

eight months pass...

http://i.minus.com/i74ZJ1CJydgMj.gif

乒乓, Monday, 14 October 2013 12:42 (ten years ago) link

aw

lag∞n, Monday, 14 October 2013 13:13 (ten years ago) link

and that was before brady tried to throw the game away. i wonder what the story is.

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 14 October 2013 13:16 (ten years ago) link

three years pass...

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