Franz Ferdinand totally sucks...

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I really don't understand how anybody could rate this band above terminally mediocre. I challenge anybody to listen to the album and still be enjoying it by around the half-way mark.

And I don't think the fact that there's no other bands around currently that sound like them who don't suck even more justifies their existence.

I mean c'mon, what's next, The Hives FFS?

wombatX (wombatX), Saturday, 21 August 2004 23:19 (nineteen years ago) link

yeah why not?

cinniblount (James Blount), Saturday, 21 August 2004 23:22 (nineteen years ago) link

there are two arguments against ff - the tom ewing one which i do see somewhat (although the way they fill the floor somewhat negates it), and the other corny indie fuxx one i'm surprised anyone here's old or dum enough to be preaching (though god knows it dominates this thread).

cinniblount (James Blount), Saturday, 21 August 2004 23:24 (nineteen years ago) link

I like the Hives album even more than this one. It's all about reminding me of Paul Revere & The Raiders.

CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 22 August 2004 00:16 (nineteen years ago) link

you should just listen to PR & the Rs, dude.

RJG (RJG), Sunday, 22 August 2004 01:24 (nineteen years ago) link

dont you fags have anything better to do? fuckin losers

spoony G, Sunday, 22 August 2004 01:31 (nineteen years ago) link

I guess you're trying to say they're unique. When I first heard them I just thought it sounded like another Hot Hot Heat/Strokes/Cover of NME Awesome New Band You Should Like.

Actually I was asking you if they were unique or if there are other similar yet better bands (i feel like i've said that about 4 times now).
Okay so you've said who they sound like. I'm guessing you don't see the appeal of those bands either? Maybe they're catchy/poppy enough to attract a wide audience yet also have enough perceived coolness/edginess (relatively speaking. relative to say, Jessica Simpson) for those who normally don't like pop to not be ashamed to admit to liking them? I dunno.

oops (Oops), Sunday, 22 August 2004 05:12 (nineteen years ago) link

(You know, it's times like these that make me want to stop trying to look for "new music" to like and just retreat back into the '80s-revering cave I once shut myself up in. Because it's taken me a lot of effort to try to be as passionate about "new music" as I've been about all the music I'd considered musical comfort food, and if what I'm choosing to listen to is not considered quality listening by those who have a decidedly larger interest in "new music", I'm going to be more reluctant to try other bits of "new music" out, because I'm going to figure I'm never going to stop going down this "wrong path", and so why try out anything if what I'm going to be enthusiastic about is "crap"?)

Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Sunday, 22 August 2004 08:49 (nineteen years ago) link

other people are usually wrong, dee.

RJG (RJG), Sunday, 22 August 2004 10:50 (nineteen years ago) link

xpost way up

Is it shocking to anyone that the people making the "corny indie fuxx" argument against NME's pet bands are being exactly the sorts of clannish, snobby asshats that they're railing against?

You've got the "katie" franz ferdinand email hotkeyed and just waiting to be the piece de resistance of the latest and greatest Frinterpol Strokillers debate. You don't let mainstream radio OR Spin/NME decide what you like (and Magnet's for fags). Big fucking deal. You couldn't fit the indie stereotype more unless you died twenty years ago and pitchfork was reviewing reissues of your first record.

Slim Pickens (Slim Pickens), Sunday, 22 August 2004 18:37 (nineteen years ago) link

'Is it shocking to anyone that the people making the "corny indie fuxx" argument against NME's pet bands are being exactly the sorts of clannish, snobby asshats that they're railing against?'

hasn't that always been obvious? indie fuxx make fun of indie fuxx, fanboys make fun of fanboys (ahem), religious nuts make fun of other religious nuts...and so on.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 22 August 2004 18:46 (nineteen years ago) link

right, exactly, this is what momus was talking about on one of the vice threads: the narcissism of small differences. Yes, it's always obvious, but it seems somewhat self-defeating to be an asshole while complaining about assholes. If jon or whoever were like fucking Mother Teresa and started threads about baking cookies for ilxors and sending them in the mail with cards that had kittens on them, at least their bitching about indie assholes would be valid.

I'm glad I found ilx and I love the sense of community, 99% of the time you get insightful and/or hilarious posts, but sometimes the posturing is a bit much.

Slim Pickens (Slim Pickens), Sunday, 22 August 2004 18:56 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't like franz ferdinand.

RJG (RJG), Sunday, 22 August 2004 19:09 (nineteen years ago) link

you should just listen to PR & the Rs, dude.

I do, but they're not post-punk

CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 22 August 2004 19:12 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't know what you mean.

RJG (RJG), Sunday, 22 August 2004 19:14 (nineteen years ago) link

whatever.

CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 22 August 2004 19:18 (nineteen years ago) link

Frank ferguson however......

Porkpie (porkpie), Sunday, 22 August 2004 20:48 (nineteen years ago) link

other people are usually wrong, dee.

I'm not talking about the "general population", though -- I'm talking Serious Music People, whom I'd always kinda hoped I'd end up being considered one of, but also always seem to be out of step with.

Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Monday, 23 August 2004 03:21 (nineteen years ago) link

oh gimme a break, plenty of us like f.f. around here.

amateur!!!st (amateurist), Monday, 23 August 2004 04:23 (nineteen years ago) link

oh gimme a break, plenty of us like f.f. around here.

Uh, sure. If you want to call that lukewarm, tepid, "Eh, they're sorta okay-ish" or "I like two or three songs of theirs" or "They're, like, really, really, really simple, but I like them anyway" sort of "liking" that.

Really, Franz Ferdinand will probably be passionately extolled in some futuristic version of ILX eleven years down the line, when I'll be onto another group people will think is horribly derivative or overly simple or something. It'll be destiny.

Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Monday, 23 August 2004 05:25 (nineteen years ago) link

it doesn't matter.

RJG (RJG), Monday, 23 August 2004 05:34 (nineteen years ago) link

The "I know I won't be leavin here" part sounds kind of like Jim Morrison doing his "c'mon c'mon c'mon now TOUCH me babe" i.e. when singing along you have to do this faux-serious slightly drunk crooner thing. But other than that, and the fact he's got a nice deep voice, I just don't like his singing. He insists on the vocal affectations that make me instinctively pull away from 99% of new rock music - the "cracked" voice, the quavery unprofessional vibrato - although - he does it less than most.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 23 August 2004 14:03 (nineteen years ago) link

"Take Me Out" is fantastic, guys. Seriously.

If they do sound like The Strokes, it's the version of The Strokes that's engaged with the song they're currently playing and displaying a pulse (which I'm sure The Strokes do from time to time, it's just that I've never seen/heard it).

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 23 August 2004 15:01 (nineteen years ago) link

yeah they're really not that bad. FIGHT THE REAL ENEMY.

jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 23 August 2004 15:06 (nineteen years ago) link

...the Le Tigre single?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 23 August 2004 15:09 (nineteen years ago) link

indeed.

jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 23 August 2004 15:12 (nineteen years ago) link

A united front, yes.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 23 August 2004 15:14 (nineteen years ago) link

i don't really think criticism is made for telling people not to like what they like. i like the strokes and what i've heard of f.f. some of the negative reactions are interesting, some may even take root eventually, but it doesn't change the fact that i like them. dee, i think you need to be more secure in your tastes while happily acknowledging and even digesting some criticism of your faves. the alternative makes for depression or, even worse, glibness.

amateur!!st, Monday, 23 August 2004 16:13 (nineteen years ago) link

glibness is better than depression actually.

woe is me - NOT, Monday, 23 August 2004 16:14 (nineteen years ago) link

well i'd rather be glib than depressed, but i think those i encounter would rather me be depressed than glib. so it depends on the point of view.

amateur!!st, Monday, 23 August 2004 16:17 (nineteen years ago) link

i don't really think criticism is made for telling people not to like what they like.

I suppose not NOW, but historically I've been made to feel like there's something wrong with me for taking seriously certain musical artists, so please forgive me as I try to make the necessary adjustments.

i like the strokes and what i've heard of f.f. some of the negative reactions are interesting, some may even take root eventually, but it doesn't change the fact that i like them. dee, i think you need to be more secure in your tastes while happily acknowledging and even digesting some criticism of your faves. the alternative makes for depression or, even worse, glibness.

You do make really good points there. I suppose I'm just so weary of getting heavy amounts of grief for what I love most musically and feeling more than a measure of loneliness re: not being able to find people to share my biggest musical passions with on an intellectual level that I just end up in a pile of despair.

*sighs* It would be SO EASY if I were a Radiohead fan or a Beatles fan, for example. But I'm not, and I never will be. But okay, I'll try to be more secure about what I love, and I'll try to continue nurturing my FF fanhood at the same time as I try out other "new music" artists, and I'll try to absorb the criticism better.

Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Monday, 23 August 2004 22:35 (nineteen years ago) link

other people's opinions are no more valid than your own, dee, even if said people are Serious Music People.

oops (Oops), Monday, 23 August 2004 22:38 (nineteen years ago) link

At this point in time Duran Duran is historically a more important and more credible band than Radiohead and I say this as someone who likes Radiohead more than Duran Duran.

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 23 August 2004 22:44 (nineteen years ago) link

I agree with VDP on all fronts but then again I'm also doped up on cold meds.

Gear! (Gear!), Monday, 23 August 2004 22:49 (nineteen years ago) link


so, are girls going to be hanging pictures of them in their lockers this year? or what? alongside pictures of death cab for cutie and modest mouse and yeah yeah yeahs? right?

do they still make those teenbeat things?

if so, are they still restricted to gwen stefani stock photos?

reo, Monday, 23 August 2004 23:03 (nineteen years ago) link

one month passes...
STILL SUCKING

FAVORITE TSHIRT OF BORING WHITE KIDS AT FRAT PARTIES:

http://www.banchoryshop.net/images/franztour.jpg

sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 19:00 (nineteen years ago) link

and that's coming from an expert on boring white kids!

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 19:13 (nineteen years ago) link

I live in their natural habitat!

sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 19:16 (nineteen years ago) link

fashioncore's Jean Goodall.

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 19:37 (nineteen years ago) link

More like Franz Turd-in-hand!

=D

Rachel Hella Myles, Tuesday, 12 October 2004 19:37 (nineteen years ago) link

I still like 'em!

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 19:43 (nineteen years ago) link

FRANZ FERDI-BLAND

sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 20:11 (nineteen years ago) link

yeah, at least the Boredoms are honest about their name

alfalfa romeo (natepatrin), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 20:36 (nineteen years ago) link

are you fat and do you aspire to get indie girls to like you?

sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 02:15 (nineteen years ago) link

I dunno. Do you look like an emaciated Quentin Tarantino?

alfalfa romeo (natepatrin), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 05:09 (nineteen years ago) link

ugh this is utter utter crap. rhythm section sounds like something i;d play along with my guitar teacher... fuck this shit.

sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Sunday, 24 October 2004 17:23 (nineteen years ago) link

Write lyrics that interesting and then talk cool kid.

kaiser wilhelm, Sunday, 24 October 2004 18:36 (nineteen years ago) link

So, if you're lonely
You know I'm here
Waiting for you
I'm just a cross-hair;
I'm just a shot away from you

And if you leave here,
You leave me broken
Shattered I lie
I'm just a cross-hair;
I'm just a shot, then we can die

oooh!

I know I won't be leaving here
With you

I say, don't you know?
You say you don't know
I say: take me out

I stay, you don't show
Don't move; time is slow
I say: take me out

I say, you don't know
You say you don't go
I say: take me out


I know I won't be leaving here (with you)
I know I won't be leaving here
I know I won't be leaving here (with you)
I know I won't be leaving here
With you

I say, don't you know?
You say you don't know
I say: take me out

If I move, this could die
Eyes move; this could die
C'mon --
Take me out

I know I won't be leaving here (with you)
I know I won't be leaving here
I know I won't be leaving here (with you)
I know I won't be leaving here
With you

sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Sunday, 24 October 2004 18:41 (nineteen years ago) link


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