GOOD LUCK USA! ***** I LOVE CRICKET ELECTION THREAD! ***** FREE l0U1S JAGG3R POEM FOR EVERY VOTER!

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when i get back from germanland this wknd

restraint and blindness (Just got offed), Thursday, 6 November 2008 13:37 (fifteen years ago) link

niiiiice

✧✦✵✶✴i feel magical✴✶✵✦✧ (ice crӕm), Thursday, 6 November 2008 13:40 (fifteen years ago) link

in his absence mister loujag has blessed you all with some hot rhymes and i post on his behalf

I – KJB

his AIM name
Liliput1
evoking a spacecraft
containing

a monkey
smallest of kind
bucket-sized capsule
mission

to find alien
instant messages,
all beamed through
the heavens

and the ages
have just this to say
we picked up
one signal:

good luck usa

II – Mr. Que

here’s
one for the dude
reaching for the emergency
eyewash for the poppage
fright for the sensitive
brother for the 69
lovesongs for the nation
today for the shouting
goodluck for the usa

III – Geoff

“Yes we can” on
Geoffrey Cannon
‘s watch.

He voted, Upon (accidentally, if you like) clicking "Suggest Ban" on one of your own posts, could the system display a screen that says: "good luck usa!!"
just a thought.

IV – Erica

Erica is lovely
Erica is sweet
Erica is married
To a rotter quite complete

He doesn’t clean his trousers
He doesn’t wash his toes
He ain’t getting no poem
Coz his soccer team blows

But Erica is sparkly
And Erica is brave
She posts to WDYLL
Knowing her ho be have

Her family’s from Germany
(What glasses, Erica,
They suit you so minutely!):
Viel Glück, Amerika!

V – Max

Great, ok, Max is a bro but he didn’t
originally say “I voted”, however he did
openly suggest I fulfil my promise and
do this thing, hence he deserves some
label of recognition, also I reckon he
usually votes in elections, so here’s to a
cool dude, a bro to all ILXors, often seen
kickin’ it with a beard, sometimes with an
undergrad’s guide to borad tort, but always
sufficiently poised between levity and bite
as to ensure sorta meaningful excitement

VI – Jhoshea

good luck USA
and with cricket on your side
swing the willow right

cricket: a contest
ancient and mythical, now
fashioned in Jho’s mind

as basketball with
sticks, giffed and looped, told through lights
and Phil Collins FAQ

a finer and more
sublime rendition of the
English summer game

cricket: a sport played
by two fierce teams: Democrat
and Republican

buddhist voted green
Obama won anyway
go update your vlog

VII – Haiku

Mr. Que, does he
derive from French for “it” or
does he rhyme with gay

all stand for Cozen
he is Scottish and his alt
login: “webinar”

if anything happens
in the Major League Soccer
Dan M notifies

who is Lamp, does not
matter, for the snorg girl loves
Lamp and so do we

what more can I say
of pretty Erica, swoon
of a thousand hearts

Jordan S has done
more for the humble web meme
than anyone else

Caek, you did not take
login “good luck usa”
but I prefer yours

Wilter, nor did you
but for your generous heart
congratulations

Jho, you already
got haiku, oh shit what’s the
plural of haiku

H-O-O-S yes i guess i could steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 02:12 (fifteen years ago) link

omg yessssss tears of joy ty louis

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 02:14 (fifteen years ago) link

u2 hoos

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 02:14 (fifteen years ago) link

today for the shouting
goodluck for the usa

lupe fiasco from the hilarious lupe fiasco albums (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 02:15 (fifteen years ago) link

^^^this should be imprinted on the dollar bill and in front of every us govt building

lupe fiasco from the hilarious lupe fiasco albums (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 02:15 (fifteen years ago) link

tears of joy

:) Mrs Edward Cullen XD (max), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 12:15 (fifteen years ago) link

kjb's is the masterpiece but each of these has its own special charm

:) Mrs Edward Cullen XD (max), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 12:15 (fifteen years ago) link

when i find this guy i'm going to burn out his eyes and piss in the holes.

Rolling draadje (Roberto Spiralli), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 12:35 (fifteen years ago) link

I'M COMING FOR YOU JAGGER

Rolling draadje (Roberto Spiralli), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 12:35 (fifteen years ago) link

x-post

. . . the next day he and four other inmates took turns pissing into the bitch's ocular cavities. This way to the cafeteria!

Lady Gorgorrand (ENBB), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 16:39 (fifteen years ago) link

also, lol

Lady Gorgorrand (ENBB), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 16:39 (fifteen years ago) link

But Erica is sparkly
And Erica is brave
She posts to WDYLL
Knowing her ho be have

great stanza

:) Mrs Edward Cullen XD (max), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 16:40 (fifteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

i have a question: where has LJ gone? I think I am out of the loop.

caek, Tuesday, 16 December 2008 02:09 (fifteen years ago) link

suggest banned :(

but who know maaaaaybe someday he will be back ;)

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 16 December 2008 12:57 (fifteen years ago) link

he forgot to eat too often, and then he died

beyonc'e (max), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 12:57 (fifteen years ago) link

good morning

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 16 December 2008 12:57 (fifteen years ago) link

i have a question: where has LJ gone? I think I am out of the loop.

― caek, Tuesday, 16 December 2008 02:09 (10 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

He's currently here UNDER A PSEUDONYM. Guess it and win a prize.

Go Go Padgett Binoculars (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 12:58 (fifteen years ago) link

hey joe

beyonc'e (max), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 13:00 (fifteen years ago) link

who pulled the trigger on the suggest banning?

caek, Tuesday, 16 December 2008 13:42 (fifteen years ago) link

i did enjoy how Jags was only back for a few days before Grady called him out solely on the basis of his use of the word "serendipity"

i'm sorry i mocked your dog. i didn't know about the accident (Roberto Spiralli), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 13:46 (fifteen years ago) link

hahah

caek, Tuesday, 16 December 2008 13:50 (fifteen years ago) link

welcome back, louis! : ))))))

caek, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 17:43 (fifteen years ago) link

whut

pretty impressive war skills (gbx), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 17:44 (fifteen years ago) link

country matters, right?

caek, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 17:46 (fifteen years ago) link

shhhhhhh! <3

country matters, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 17:47 (fifteen years ago) link

welcome to ilx country matters, and thanks for the poetry

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 17:47 (fifteen years ago) link

caek, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 17:48 (fifteen years ago) link

btw i figured it out based on usr name alone - bløg evidence THIS MY BLØG

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 17:49 (fifteen years ago) link

i think enthusiasm for your vlog may have been a contributing factor too

cheers ppl and mr que how is "que" pronounced???

country matters, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 17:51 (fifteen years ago) link

LJ has gone from zero to total hero in my book

caek, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 17:52 (fifteen years ago) link

(plz stay of certain ILM threads and the 30 Rock thread though : )

caek, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 17:52 (fifteen years ago) link

off

caek, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 17:52 (fifteen years ago) link

it's pronounced however you like--i'm not picky with pronounciations. were i to say it, i would say it like the letter Q.

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 17:52 (fifteen years ago) link

thank you que, the ambiguity is nice. caek i am buoyed by your words - our so-called differences have been transcended :) even if i had to watch charlton shipping 5 at home to SUFC the other week :(

country matters, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 17:55 (fifteen years ago) link

louis what is going on with your jobsearch?

xp, yes, I think that was the day I realised I missed you terribly

caek, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 17:56 (fifteen years ago) link

jobsearch is currently on hold until after xmas, lots of GCSE maths tutoring in the meantime to cover my indulgences. will re-evaluate realistic (i.e. non-media) targets for application, still unsure of where to start. ty careers guidance service for being so helpful and expecting us to waltz into wherever we choose.

country matters, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 17:59 (fifteen years ago) link

good luck. i get the feeling you need to work on your portfolio while the economy is fucked if your dreams of journalism are to be realised when things pick up again.

lol maths.

caek, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 18:03 (fifteen years ago) link

i had no idea you could do addies and takies.

caek, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 18:03 (fifteen years ago) link

aw its adorable how britishes say "maths"

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 18:05 (fifteen years ago) link

so is "sports" you yanquis are so cute!

caek, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 18:06 (fifteen years ago) link

it is heartening, the number of people who cannot grasp GCSE-level algebra and will pay you good money to explain it to them

altho how many times can i say "do the same to both sides of the equation" before i turn blue, honestly

country matters, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 18:06 (fifteen years ago) link

"it's letters!! in maths!! cannot compute!!!"

country matters, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 18:07 (fifteen years ago) link

yah u think yr too good fer numbers is that it

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 18:08 (fifteen years ago) link

i have been doing undergrad interviews this week. the kids i've been speaking to are two years older than yours, I guess. they were 'tards, and they are definitely getting worse. easy way to make oxbridge academic laugh very loud: say "let's take GCSE scores into account".

caek, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 18:10 (fifteen years ago) link

i have been doing some awesome discrimination against public school students tho.

caek, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 18:11 (fifteen years ago) link

jhoshea can u please solve the following thru factorisation

2x^2 + 2x - 12 = 0

MATH ADMINISTRATOR, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 18:12 (fifteen years ago) link

jh0, please can you

- differentiate x^(-cos(x))
- integrate 1/(x^2 + x - 6)
- plot sin(x)/x
- tell me how long a day is on the moon

^^^ real interview questions

caek, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 18:14 (fifteen years ago) link

so great

as an umpire, i've been involved in a number of amusing and controversial incidents, mostly involving lbw decisions given against my own team

and one fantastic one where we were 130-0 against a truly woeful side largely made up of youngsters, and this 13 year-old bowling seam-up at a spinner's pace bowls our opener a stomach-high full-toss which beats his pull, hits him amidships, and rolls onto the stumps. i was at square leg and immediately signalled a no-ball for height, and the standing umpire had no choice but to agree. poor kid.

― sorry for british (country matters), Friday, May 8, 2009 9:32 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

why isn't this post more famous?

rob, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 03:00 (twelve years ago) link

six months pass...

best election thread

lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 03:57 (eleven years ago) link

is louis gonna write poems for us tomorrow?

sarahell, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 07:05 (eleven years ago) link

good luck usa

good luck usa (Lamp), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 16:20 (eleven years ago) link

good luck usa

GOOD LUCK USA! (lag∞n), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 16:21 (eleven years ago) link

good luck usa

caek, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 16:30 (eleven years ago) link

good luck usa

乒乓, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 16:53 (eleven years ago) link

four years pass...

good luck usa

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 8 November 2016 21:25 (seven years ago) link

its not about luck, usa, dont excuse your own lack of preparation and effort here

the kids are alt right (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 November 2016 21:30 (seven years ago) link

i voted

http://nerdsatthecooltable.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/likeme.jpg

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 8 November 2016 21:32 (seven years ago) link

^a former england cricketer, fact fans

imago, Tuesday, 8 November 2016 21:45 (seven years ago) link

lee rigby memorial pogrom poetry plz

sarahell, Tuesday, 8 November 2016 21:46 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CwxUFezXcAAdHzP.jpg

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 8 November 2016 22:04 (seven years ago) link

Touch of spitting image Thatcher

the kids are alt right (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 November 2016 22:25 (seven years ago) link

good luck usa!

lag∞n, Tuesday, 8 November 2016 22:27 (seven years ago) link


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