Chad Javon Ocho Cinco

i made it a minute without tearing up

so disappointed when i began following nfl to discover that wasn't his 'real' name

good luck to him tho

It is, actually. He legally changed it. Most people tied to the league in any official capacity (and apparently children) cling to calling him Chad Johnson, though.

Also, that video was awes.

aw man

that video didn't work for me so here is another link

http://www.vh1.com/video/misc/533905/preview-ochocinco-the-ultimate-catch.jhtml#id=1642771

you guys

haha 85 women!

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bernard "b twice" berrian

this show is gonna be phenomenal

i was thinking abt liveblogging but i cant take my eyes off it long enough 2 type

One of my teammates took my movie Imitation of Life, If you haven't seen any of the movies I've named they are great for your collection 8:18 PM Aug 25th

Would've pegged him as a Sirk guy.

I wonder what else is in his collection?

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Damn tanning salon shit work , I'm glowing http://twitpic.com/2lo423
about 2 hours ago via Twitpic

Man yall believe this shit, i went to the tanning salon and my skin complextion is officially #pumpernicklesatinblue, watch this twitt pic
about 2 hours ago via twidroid

http://www.boston.com/sports/blogs/thebuzz/2010/09/patriots_fan_ha.html?comments=all#readerComm

"I got in touch with Chad via Twitter," DiTullio wrote in an e-mail today. "Eventually we started trading e-mails back and forth. I asked if he was going to meet New England fans when he got into town and I received an e-mail from Chad this past Saturday morning, where he told me to come down to Providence and we could meet up, find a venue, and grab a bite to eat.

"So we went down to Providence and met him. Chad was unbelievable. Very, very, very nice. We talked Patriots, playing with T.O., Celtics/Heat, and life in general. The whole experience was very nice. I was almost embarrassed that he would pay for our dinner. I would have been happy with a picture."

# Damit she's pregnant!!! I knew I shouldn't have kept these pigeons together in the same cage, I'm pissed off!! 6:33 PM Sep 22nd via Echofon

# Man i am on my roof and the male pigeon just escaped leaving the female, wtf, just like a dude in real life and she's pregnant, #notcool 6:47 PM Sep 22nd via twidroid

# Im really sad, lil pregnant pigeon is looking at me like what now with a lil tear going down her lil beak, how do you console a bird? 6:58 PM Sep 22nd via twidroid

# People keep asking how i know she's pregnant? Her lil pigeon nipples are swolen and sticking out, belly is huge to, 2 pregnant signs 7:05 PM Sep 22nd via twidroid

# Going to bed, put the pigeon in the kitchen with a full loaf of wonder bread and put cardboard so she can't fly upstairs to my room, g-night 7:23 PM Sep 22nd via twidroid

@QBKILLA i got a pregnant pigeon boss, they say birds lay eggs, nobody in the world has ever seen pigeon eggs,she's knocked up bruh #serious 7:51 PM Sep 22nd via twidroid

omg "lil pregnant pigeon"

how do you console a bird?

You gotta tweet her right

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# On lunch right now grabbing a bite to eat ar first watch, getting a chapter of @hillharper book The Conversation in before noon meetings about 12 hours ago via twidroid

# Reading the book makes you want to change but the fear of being committed and making those same patterened mistakes from da past is scary about 12 hours ago via twidroid

(The Conversation: How Black Men and Women Can Build Loving, Trusting Relationships)

was really hoping he'd be into my satanic bengals comix.

The pigeon tweets are A+

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=5632476

CINCINNATI -- Charity-minded callers are getting intercepted by a sex phone line because of a misprint on Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver Chad Ochocinco's namesake cereal boxes.

Because of a wrong toll-free prefix for a number listed on Ochocinco's cereal, callers are directed to a phone sex line instead of a children's charity.

The phone number is supposed to connect callers to Feed the Children, which benefits from sales of "Ochocinco's". But because the box has the wrong toll-free prefix, they get a seductive-sounding woman who makes risque suggestions and then asks for a credit card number.

meanwhile:

#OCNNbreakingNews Russell the Love Muscle mold to be sold at #HUSTLER stores world wide, get yourself chocalate wasted without meeting me :)
about 18 hours ago via twidroid

so chad's pregnant pigeon laid two eggs today, except chad thought it was gonna 'give birth' to like, a baby bird, and now he's sad

@RealSkipBayless 2 things you dont talk about and thats my QB and my pigeon, i am gonna punch you in the forehead when i see you #itson

43 minutes ago via web in reply to RealSkipBayless

How cool, just walked in the lockeroom and i've a random drug test again, how many times must i piss excellence,great way yo start a monday

about 12 hours ago via TweetCaster

^____________^

his pregnant pigeon has been a really underrated nfl storyline

Im starving. I want a home cooked meal, guess i need to get married for that huh? Who else gone cook in the middle of the day, hmmm
about 6 hours ago via TweetCaster

Having a boyfriend or girlfriend is simply practice on being able to discipline yourself on being with 1 individual, am i correct?
about 5 hours ago via web

How much does one miss out on when they put all their eggs into one basket and commit to one individual who ends up f-ing up in da long run?
about 5 hours ago via web

Every man or women has the potential to f up, some more than others depending on who you are? Some are only as faithful as their options :(
about 5 hours ago via web

Marriage = something we look forward to as kids growing up, being happy, in love, having a family, why is the divorce rate so high again?
about 5 hours ago via web

Over the bye week my grandma and i had a talk, she asked me when i was getting married, i was unable to answer, reason for these tweets :(
about 5 hours ago via web

They always say you don't marry the person you live with but u marry the person you can't live without,so do i propose to all of twitter?
about 5 hours ago via web

Dear every follower on twitter will you marry me because i can not go a day without any of you, all of you must sign a pre-nup though :)
about 5 hours ago via web

Holy shit, i just married every woman follower on twitter, cool,i need all of your shoe sizes,can't get you all rings but Louboutins will do
about 4 hours ago via web

Nevermind on giving you ladies shoes, grandma said if you buy a woman shoes she will walk right out your life in the ones you bought :(
about 4 hours ago via web

wow

dude is on a serious roll right now

OGOchoCinco
Cant sleep watching Paranormal Activity with my pigeon and her eggs
12 minutes ago

http://twitter.com/#!/OGOchoCinco/status/28806991232

NFL Films had an recent episode of Ocho mic'd up during games and practice, and it was one of the best half-hours of television.

Yeah, that was funny stuff! Playing the Ravens where he keeps trying to talk to players and Scott keeps coming up and pushing him away. "I'm just trying to be friendly!"

http://www.nfl.com/videos/cincinnati-bengals/09000d5d813c7219/Sound-FX-Ocho-on-the-mic

http://deadspin.com/5673742/chad-ochocincos-pregnant-pigeon-saga-was-a-lie

tbh i think this makes it even better, an nfl player creating a metafiction about pregnant pigeons.

That awesome ochovid got me sad when it showed him shootin shit w/Chris Henry.

wow, i forgot

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Me and moma pigeon at the park

From the album: Mobile Uploads by Chad Ochocinco

hahaha the pants hahaha

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Well I guess I'll play COD, couldn't find Call of Duty sweats but a Black Ops Snuggie will do

has anyone played mad chad?

dude is king of snuggies

#justasking Does it mean I'm finally famous when Bill Clinton comes to my birthday party? http://twitpic.com/3rxaji

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