Dogs - classic or dud?

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That's a "bully whippet" – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myostatin

breaking that little dog's heart chakra (Abbott), Sunday, 30 May 2010 21:22 (thirteen years ago) link

nine years pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EQhYIXDWsAAmE6Q?format=jpg&name=4096x4096

Douglas has developed this habit of finding either the longest stick or the heaviest log and stubbornly trying to bring it back to the house. He's such a competitive type if I try take it off him he will fite me to the death for it!

calzino, Tuesday, 11 February 2020 20:36 (four years ago) link

fs the size of that thing. pmsl what a good boy

||||||||, Tuesday, 11 February 2020 20:56 (four years ago) link

he gets huge long sticks as well and becomes a marauding pikedog on narrow paths, trying to knock old folks over who've just recently had hip replacements!

calzino, Tuesday, 11 February 2020 21:00 (four years ago) link

I demand a clear photo of Douglas carrying an enormous stick, captioned "branch manager" as is traditional with photos of this kind.

trishyb, Wednesday, 12 February 2020 08:49 (four years ago) link

lol that's his current job title alright!

calzino, Wednesday, 12 February 2020 08:50 (four years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EQkGTbWX0AAjXmN?format=jpg&name=4096x4096

I lost my archive of pics of Douglas with huge fuckoff sticks when my last phone got drowned unfortunately because I had pretty funny ones, but this is from half an hour ago!

calzino, Wednesday, 12 February 2020 09:27 (four years ago) link

Douglas is best <3

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 12 February 2020 09:28 (four years ago) link

damn I did it from my phone and just realised it doesn't really capture how amazingly handsome he is!

calzino, Wednesday, 12 February 2020 09:58 (four years ago) link

xxp aaaaah I’m dying he’s perfect

hyds (gyac), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 10:03 (four years ago) link

as a scotsman I approve of dogs called doug

||||||||, Wednesday, 12 February 2020 10:25 (four years ago) link

I can hardly ever get a good photo of him, it's almost like he's got some preternatural ability to move or it always is blurred cos I'm rushing to take it before he does move!

calzino, Wednesday, 12 February 2020 10:35 (four years ago) link

dud

Ste, Wednesday, 12 February 2020 12:53 (four years ago) link

douglas i love u

Homegrown Georgia speedster Ladd McConkey (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 13:15 (four years ago) link

this is the first result for "dud dog" on google, poor fella

https://medium.com/@amelapay/my-first-dog-was-a-dud-thoughts-on-chip-in-advance-of-his-death-d7832e015913

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 13:31 (four years ago) link

Douglas is classic.

My dog, who I had to shove up my jumper yesterday to get him to stop crying because he was cold because he won't wear the jumper I knitted for him, is a dud.

trishyb, Thursday, 13 February 2020 00:12 (four years ago) link

sounds classic to me

||||||||, Thursday, 13 February 2020 07:50 (four years ago) link

He is the Tom Haverford of dogs.

trishyb, Thursday, 13 February 2020 10:42 (four years ago) link


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