http://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/14774989030
― max, Wednesday, 26 May 2010 17:11 (thirteen years ago) link
Can we handle the truth as a society in the movie a few good men the statement. We can't handle the truth. Rings a bell look in. The mirror25 minutes ago via TweetCaster
JoseCansecoJose Canseco
some creeley shit there
― |8 l) u_u (bnw), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 23:21 (thirteen years ago) link
got me deep like the abyss
― sanskrit, Thursday, 27 May 2010 00:54 (thirteen years ago) link
On the golf course about 5 hours ago via TweetCaster
How's this kiss my ass about 8 hours ago via TweetCaster
― Andy K, Thursday, 27 May 2010 00:57 (thirteen years ago) link
Who wants to fight me on my show7:02 PM Jun 10th via TweetCaster
http://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/15881559007
― ksh, Monday, 14 June 2010 22:06 (thirteen years ago) link
Spendadaywithj✧✧✧@ya✧✧✧.c✧✧ Email for pricing and availability on spend a day with Jose! 7:58 PM Jun 6th via TweetCaster
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Monday, 14 June 2010 22:15 (thirteen years ago) link
Canseco is looking to get back to MLB as a coach or manager and was looking for a way back into the game. He will play in Laredo for the players minimum to show his commitment to the game first and foremost. Canseco will also be shooting a baseball reality show while with the ULB & the Broncos.
http://www.laredobroncos.com/news/?id=13601
― Andy K, Sunday, 15 August 2010 11:57 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.rap-up.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/lil-jon-pizza-2.jpg
― Andy K, Thursday, 21 October 2010 13:38 (thirteen years ago) link
Lil JonGary Busey
― am0n, Thursday, 21 October 2010 14:36 (thirteen years ago) link
Jose "Conseco"
― Andy K, Thursday, 21 October 2010 14:41 (thirteen years ago) link
That's not cool, J0rdan. This mama grizzly would wyle out if you talked about her cubs that way!
― Princess TamTam, Thursday, 21 October 2010 17:26 (thirteen years ago) link
JoseCanseco Jose Canseco Compliments of vanessa call leila 9257191217 don't forget bring the pot5 minutes ago Favorite Retweet Reply
JoseCanseco Jose Canseco wholesome1 hour ago
JoseCanseco Jose Canseco Would love to meet a nice holesome midwest girl here in chicago. We play tomorrow night at 7 pm in zion if anyone is out there for me1 hour ago
― polyphonic, Sunday, 10 July 2011 07:30 (twelve years ago) link
JoseCansecoHow can u put a restraining order on someone u havnt seen in 4 months and lives in another state
― A Chuck Person's Guide to Mark Aguirre (Andy K), Thursday, 21 July 2011 16:10 (twelve years ago) link
http://twitter.com/#!/JoseCanseco/status/97194186729725952
― markers, Monday, 5 September 2011 08:50 (twelve years ago) link
http://twitter.com/#!/JoseCanseco/status/76367577789644800
― markers, Monday, 5 September 2011 08:51 (twelve years ago) link
lord some of this shit is super :-(
― markers, Monday, 5 September 2011 08:52 (twelve years ago) link
5am
― buzza, Monday, 5 September 2011 09:01 (twelve years ago) link
man, this guy's feed is fucking bizarre
― J0rdan S., Monday, 5 September 2011 09:13 (twelve years ago) link
and the thread comes full circle
http://bloguin.com/theoutsidecorner/images/stories/Canseco_Gem_Tweet_6.jpg
― sanskrit, Thursday, 26 January 2012 17:43 (twelve years ago) link
someone better go over to his place and check up on him
― omar little, Thursday, 26 January 2012 17:50 (twelve years ago) link
i was wondering. i had only just added him and wasn't sure if he was always like this.
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 26 January 2012 18:00 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/ct-talk-jose-canseco-titanic-0417-20120416,0,4101059.story
Would love to host SNL and would donate pay to greenpeace. Does anyone know how to contact Lorne Greene ? Please help me make it happen! Hugs.
!
― Stormy Davis, Monday, 16 April 2012 16:28 (twelve years ago) link
Will dig him up, see what he says.
― Andy K, Monday, 16 April 2012 20:30 (twelve years ago) link
https://twitter.com/#!/JoseCanseco/status/191991522223337473
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 16 April 2012 20:51 (twelve years ago) link
Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco · 54mWhat does it mean when a person says that they trust you but they have deep rooted trust issues
Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco · Sep 20Perception is reality in this world . You all think you know me . Hahahhahahahahhaa
Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco · Sep 20I'll fight anyone
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 21 September 2014 23:16 (nine years ago) link
was coming for j0rdan
http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/jose-canseco-accidentally-shoots-finger-cleaning-gun-report-article-1.1990815
― this horrible, rotten slog to rigor mortis (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 29 October 2014 02:41 (nine years ago) link
wow - middle finger gone!
― AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 29 October 2014 03:53 (nine years ago) link
http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/001/561/870/jose-canseco-middlefinger_display_image.jpg?1321310554
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Wednesday, 29 October 2014 03:56 (nine years ago) link
LOL
― AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 29 October 2014 03:57 (nine years ago) link
probably overdue for an update anyway:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/neverforgett-2jpgoriginal_zpsea2d6d0d.jpg
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Wednesday, 29 October 2014 04:07 (nine years ago) link
@JoseCansecoI love my fiance Leila @ModelLeila so much if it wasn't for her I would have lost my finger and passed out and had a head injury to
@JoseCansecoMe and @ModelLeila stayed home and decorated and spooked the kids getting candy
― Andy K, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 15:26 (nine years ago) link
why is Jose not in Dumb & Dumber To?
― things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 17:26 (nine years ago) link
modern day Canseco is a top shelf Tim and Eric character at this point.
― iggwilv azaelea (sanskrit), Thursday, 6 November 2014 03:30 (nine years ago) link
How is it that no one has made a buddy comedy movie analog to the Jose Canseco story?
― earlnash, Thursday, 6 November 2014 07:02 (nine years ago) link
pain & gain is about the closest i can think of
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Thursday, 6 November 2014 07:04 (nine years ago) link
Does this count
http://cdn.pastemagazine.com/www/blogs/lists/82-100-Best-B-Movies-double-trouble.jpg
― polyphonic, Thursday, 6 November 2014 07:36 (nine years ago) link
that looks like a still from Kids in the Hall!
― AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 6 November 2014 21:14 (nine years ago) link
http://www.ericdsnider.com/images/doubletrouble01.jpg
― polyphonic, Thursday, 6 November 2014 21:16 (nine years ago) link
http://team4orce.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Bash-Brothers.jpeg
To do the buddy movie right, you got to have the other part with the big pasty irish looking dude to even it out.
― earlnash, Friday, 7 November 2014 02:37 (nine years ago) link
And you get Rickey Henderson to play Rickey Henderson...
― earlnash, Friday, 7 November 2014 02:38 (nine years ago) link
I thought the other guy would be Ozzie Canseco
― polyphonic, Friday, 7 November 2014 02:40 (nine years ago) link
oddly enough they were able to crush batting practice pitching with those photo props.
― iggwilv azaelea (sanskrit), Friday, 7 November 2014 02:43 (nine years ago) link
canseco's got a real tommy wiseau thing going up there ("oh hi mark!")
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Friday, 7 November 2014 03:01 (nine years ago) link
http://deadspin.com/jose-cansecos-interstellar-trade-idea-will-probably-sav-1658468406
Jose Canseco @JoseCansecoGalactic Beings have used comets as star taxis for eons1:39 PM - 13 Nov 2014
Jose Canseco @JoseCansecoComet Transport is the key to our survival.1:38 PM - 13 Nov 2014
never. ever. ever. change.
― he's not a gangsta, his real name's clarence (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 13 November 2014 20:21 (nine years ago) link
ya - this is quite sweet after Schilling yesterday.
― AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 13 November 2014 22:04 (nine years ago) link
you didn't even include the part that made me laugh really hard
Jose Canseco✔ @JoseCansecoIf Earth can control the comet transport system we will run the Milkyway. Think about that
Jose Canseco✔ @JoseCansecohug for u NASA #cansecomet
― Beat Happening's Megatron (Will M.), Thursday, 13 November 2014 22:46 (nine years ago) link
i fuckin hate my last dn, but i think jose jsut gave me a new one
― we will run the Milkyway. Think about that (Will M.), Thursday, 13 November 2014 22:47 (nine years ago) link
who wants to be my bash bro and change theirs to "hug for u NASA #cansecomet"
― we will run the Milkyway. Think about that (Will M.), Thursday, 13 November 2014 22:48 (nine years ago) link
so the "smelly" finger he shot fell off while he was playing poker!
― AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 15 November 2014 16:42 (nine years ago) link