The meeting did not go well
― Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 16:44 (thirteen years ago) link
dudes you gotta go into dead eye on the tougher animals
― goole, Wednesday, 26 May 2010 16:44 (thirteen years ago) link
dead eye doesn't help when they drag you down from behind and then you dont get a chance to get up
― jeff, Wednesday, 26 May 2010 17:22 (thirteen years ago) link
Im at the hunting mission where I need to kill two cougars with my bare hands and I cant seem to find any who want to kill me =\
― mayor jingleberries, Wednesday, 26 May 2010 17:25 (thirteen years ago) link
my insatiable desire to lasso peeps and drag them down the railroad tracks at high horse speed is making me question my moral underpinnings.
― Fists all gnarly and dick-dented (jjjusten), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 17:29 (thirteen years ago) link
it's ok so long as they're not black
― Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 17:57 (thirteen years ago) link
hmm how much of this is bullshit i wonder
From: proletariat | Posted: 5/22/2010 3:00:00 AM |shots that always end in a one shot draw are;gunheadheart(slightly higher than the middle, always on the upper right of their chest (so your left)hat(sometimes)eargenitalsgun hand elbow
two shot showstoppers:hat than gunhat than hat againboth kneesboth hands above the wrist line
I hate to ruin anyones suprise, but you can make em "dance boy"
empty a clip of perfect reticules round their feet they will freak out and drop their gun
― goole, Wednesday, 26 May 2010 18:09 (thirteen years ago) link
crazy how no matter how many times i get caught cheating at poker, people are still willing to play against me after the duel.
― Mordy, Wednesday, 26 May 2010 18:12 (thirteen years ago) link
did i somehow miss how to cheat at poker?
― CUSE EX MACHINA (jjjusten), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 18:14 (thirteen years ago) link
gotta dress nice
― goole, Wednesday, 26 May 2010 18:14 (thirteen years ago) link
ohhhhhh interesting
― CUSE EX MACHINA (jjjusten), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 18:15 (thirteen years ago) link
i have never not gotten caught when i cheat at poker
so i stopped playing poker.
― No disre but maryanne hobbs is peng trust me (jim in glasgow), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 18:16 (thirteen years ago) link
Should be on this from about 8/9pm GMT/BST if anyone wants to posse up (am on 360). Gamertag Jimdoo if you don't already have me.
― JimD, Wednesday, 26 May 2010 18:22 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah cheating at poker for me is a surefire way to lose 50 bucks no matter what. The one time I was successful at it I managed to sneak a 7 of clubs into my hand. Good job.
― mayor jingleberries, Wednesday, 26 May 2010 18:29 (thirteen years ago) link
how is the multiplayer anyhow? ive still not renewed my live gold, and i think i should for this and gta4
― bracken free ditch (Ste), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 19:36 (thirteen years ago) link
It has a few cool aspects but ultimately people who play GTA deathmatch are the lowest scum in the multiplayer universe.
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 19:55 (thirteen years ago) link
can't even imagine. GTA is terrible as a pure shooter, who could even enjoy that
― goole, Wednesday, 26 May 2010 19:58 (thirteen years ago) link
So the horse you get at the end of Bonnie's quest chain, is that a "fast" horse or a normal horse? (Should I be looking for an upgrade?)
― Mordy, Wednesday, 26 May 2010 20:07 (thirteen years ago) link
Not to toot my own horn, but that mix I made is awesome to play with this game.
― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 26 May 2010 20:20 (thirteen years ago) link
I was wondering the same thing, Mordy. Reeeeally wish there was a way to look up information for your horse.
― fuck it we're going to Applebee's® (Z S), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 20:26 (thirteen years ago) link
lol. the movies shown at the movie house in Armadillo are hilarious
― Mordy, Wednesday, 26 May 2010 20:41 (thirteen years ago) link
i wonder how true they are to the era
the one about the snake oil salesmean is really funny, not seen the others.
― No disre but maryanne hobbs is peng trust me (jim in glasgow), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 21:02 (thirteen years ago) link
People in the Wild West were really mediocre poker players.
― Mordy, Thursday, 27 May 2010 05:16 (thirteen years ago) link
That guy who wanted the flowers for his wife is weird as hell.
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Thursday, 27 May 2010 06:29 (thirteen years ago) link
went back to the boar spot today and was attacked by ten or eleven of them. really weird. then two cougars immediately ran up to help me get the next hunting level.
― jeff, Thursday, 27 May 2010 07:32 (thirteen years ago) link
They probably smelled the boar blood.
― Mordy, Thursday, 27 May 2010 07:40 (thirteen years ago) link
Ended up doing about 5 hours of free roam with 3 friends last night and it was AMAZING. It's true that public games are full of nobbers, but co-opping on gang hideouts with a party is so much fun.
― JimD, Thursday, 27 May 2010 07:49 (thirteen years ago) link
I'm now hugely looking forward to this - http://www.joystiq.com/2010/05/05/red-dead-redemption-getting-free-co-op-dlc-this-june/
― JimD, Thursday, 27 May 2010 07:50 (thirteen years ago) link
Yeah, splitting up and ambushing gang guys in hideouts with a few random other players can be pretty cinematic. I need to keep doing it because every time I play multiplayer I get slaughtered by guys who've leveled up enough to start with good guns.
In multiplayer, you can get auto-targeting on NPCs but not other players, right? I've read people complaining about how pointless auto-target is in MP but whenever I've had to try and defend myself from knobs in free roam I've had to try and manually aim the cursor at them.
― MPx4A, Thursday, 27 May 2010 08:53 (thirteen years ago) link
Dunno, played a few shootouts and I'm pretty sure auto-targeting stayed on all the time. Didn't try any public free roam though, so maybe that's different?
― JimD, Thursday, 27 May 2010 09:32 (thirteen years ago) link
That's the thing, I definitely feel like I'm getting auto-shot but when I try to return fire it's just trying to line a cursor up with a guy who's running round in circles with the left trigger held down.
― MPx4A, Thursday, 27 May 2010 09:47 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DD2ywdtvK-8
― MPx4A, Thursday, 27 May 2010 15:13 (thirteen years ago) link
really wish you could drop weapons.
― goole, Friday, 28 May 2010 04:44 (thirteen years ago) link
Why?
― Mordy, Friday, 28 May 2010 04:49 (thirteen years ago) link
you end up carrying a lot of crap that you don't shoot anymore
― goole, Friday, 28 May 2010 04:51 (thirteen years ago) link
it's not like there's encumbrance tho...
― Mordy, Friday, 28 May 2010 04:52 (thirteen years ago) link
Ok for the first time on xbox maybe ever, all the dudes in my multiplayer session were not assholes!
― CUSE EX MACHINA (jjjusten), Friday, 28 May 2010 05:09 (thirteen years ago) link
So the early levels must be easy to ramp up huh? 30 minutes to level 7.
― CUSE EX MACHINA (jjjusten), Friday, 28 May 2010 05:10 (thirteen years ago) link
I will miss my stupid mule not at all, btw.
lol @ that video
― J0rdan S., Friday, 28 May 2010 05:23 (thirteen years ago) link
Okay, the postie has just delivered this game to me finally. I'm going in.
― DavidM, Friday, 28 May 2010 09:24 (thirteen years ago) link
Never had a free roam that wasn't at least 1/3 asshole, but had a good one last night where a bunch of guys took over the Mexican fort with the wall mounted cannons, and just holed up there for about an hour destroying everything that came near it.
Capture the bag is quite funny, with the narrator's constant "You've got the bag! You dropped the bag. You have control of the bag! You dropped the bag." Don't play these sort of games much in MP usually so not sure if hiding behind a rock near the enemy drop off point and shooting guys in the head when they get within six feet of it makes me an asshole or not.
― MPx4A, Friday, 28 May 2010 09:46 (thirteen years ago) link
EEK
i bought a PS3
― The Clegg Effect (Tracer Hand), Friday, 28 May 2010 11:08 (thirteen years ago) link
and i have logged approx 5,000,000,000,000 hours with this game
has anybody tried to get drunk yet? i was going to do that last night but i got involved in some shit
― The Clegg Effect (Tracer Hand), Friday, 28 May 2010 11:42 (thirteen years ago) link
oh shi-! nice
did you pick anything else up?
― cozen, Friday, 28 May 2010 12:10 (thirteen years ago) link
i downloaded Flower - amazing!!
and Wipeout HD is sitting there like an unopened Christmas present.
i'll most likely pick up Heavy Rain.
after which i may actually very well sell it back to the shop. my interest in games is very narrow and i'm not really aware of others that i'm interested in.
i'm surprised by how stiff and weird "realistic" videogame human beings still are in 2010. i think i'd prefer all games to just abandon any pretense at photorealism and stick with cartoony versions for now. i mean if even Pixar insists on cartoony humans i'm not sure how the PS3 is supposed to able to do any better in realtime..
― The Clegg Effect (Tracer Hand), Friday, 28 May 2010 12:22 (thirteen years ago) link
but back to Red Dead..
I think RDR and Uncharted 2 both had decently realistic humans but the eyes always look wrong, way too shiny and bright like they have lightbulbs inside their skulls
― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 28 May 2010 12:32 (thirteen years ago) link