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Q: Who is Phil the Bricklayer?

A: Nobody cares.

― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Saturday, October 18, 2008 2:28 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark

lol

! (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 5 November 2008 21:10 (fifteen years ago) link

Q. Who designed the cover of Joe's book, which I have reproduced here: http://www.thingsforgottenbook.com/bookstore/images/Joe-The-Plumber-Cover-v2.jpg?

A. Stevie Wonder

Uncle Shavedlongcock (max), Wednesday, 5 November 2008 21:11 (fifteen years ago) link

one month passes...

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Joe Wurzelbacher says he felt "dirty" after "seeing some of the things that take place" on the campaign trail.

FOXNews.com

Tuesday, December 09, 2008

'Joe the Plumber' told conservative radio host Glenn Beck on Tuesday that he felt "dirty" after hitting the campaign trail with Republican presidential nominee John McCain and "seeing some of the things that take place," Politico reported.

Joe Wurzelbacher said he was specifically put off by McCain when it came to talk of the $700 billion bailout.

"When I was on the bus with him, I asked him a lot of questions about the bailout because most Americans did not want that to happen," Wurzelbacher told Beck. "I asked him some pretty direct questions. Some of the answers you guys are gonna receive they appalled me, absolutely. I was angry. In fact, I wanted to get off the bus after I talked to him."

Wurzelbacher said he stayed on the trail with McCain "honestly, because the thought of Barack Obama as president scares me even more."

Wurzelbacher, however, offered kind words to McCain running mate Alaska Governor Sarah Palin.

"Sarah Palin is absolutely the real deal," he said.

♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 23:30 (fifteen years ago) link

Q: Who, according to Joe the Plumber, is the real deal?
A: Sarah Palin and/or Evander Holyfield

Seanadams Molloy (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 23:31 (fifteen years ago) link

four weeks pass...

January 7, 2009

Joe the plumber headed to Middle East

Posted: 09:01 PM ET

(CNN) – Joe Wurzelbacher: Plumber. Campaign celebrity. Foreign correspondent?

‘Joe the Plumber’ is headed overseas to try his hand at covering the conflict in Gaza, Wurzelbacher’s publicist Thomas Tabback confirmed to CNN Wednesday.

Wurzelbacher plans to spend 10 days in Israel reporting on the conflict for pjtv.com, a Web site run by conservative media outlet Pajamas Media.

The famous plumber will be focusing on the Israeli perspective on the situation. "It's tragic, I mean it really is,” Wurzelbacher told CNN affiliate WNWO “I don't say that in any little way. It's very tragic, but at the same time what are the Israeli people supposed to do.”

Wurzelbacher told WNWO he’s not worried about the potential dangers of his new gig. "Being a Christian I'm pretty well protected by God I believe. That's not saying he's going to stop a mortar for me, but you gotta take the chance,” he told the CNN affiliate.

“Israeli officials are very excited to have him,” Tabback told CNN.

Filed under: Joe the plumber

♪㋡♫㋡ (gr8080), Thursday, 8 January 2009 04:01 (fifteen years ago) link

Q: Is Joe The Plumber worried about getting killed in Gaza?
A: "Being a Christian I'm pretty well protected by God I believe. That's not saying he's going to stop a mortar for me, but you gotta take the chance,”

♪㋡♫㋡ (gr8080), Thursday, 8 January 2009 04:02 (fifteen years ago) link

three years pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJTU77LZLaU

buzza, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 08:33 (twelve years ago) link

three months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBTDMLZwdpE

am0n, Wednesday, 20 June 2012 14:17 (eleven years ago) link


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