how creepy is it that michael jordan is still wearing that LONE, GOLD HOOP EARRING?

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Finally lost the earring, went respectable with no conspicuous jewelry, a fresh shave and a tasteful Hitler stache.

More more more ass we are all addicted to ass (Whitey on the Moon), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 07:58 (nine years ago) link

only way i can explain that stache is that he falls asleep drunk watching the history channel every night so he can't remember where he got the idea for it

münchausen by proxymuzak (m bison), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 13:59 (nine years ago) link

six months pass...

real shit about 1/2 way through the clip when the 1on1's start. MJ showing some of his repetoire but seems like he's always reacting to what the defender is giving him rather than "ok now I'll do move #12 on this guy" etc

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 9 December 2010 04:35 (nine years ago) link

"which side do you want?" is classic

Sandwiches That You Will Like.(2002).XviD.torrent (govern yourself accordingly), Saturday, 11 December 2010 20:57 (nine years ago) link

lol jordan demolishing little kids, i wonder if he plays much anymore

ice cr?m, Saturday, 11 December 2010 21:07 (nine years ago) link

after that CEO beat him, he doesn't play anyone who's hit puberty

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 11 December 2010 21:09 (nine years ago) link

back when he had agl

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 21 December 2010 01:34 (eight years ago) link

the hitler stache ads are back

the boobfinder general (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 01:40 (eight years ago) link

is that GQ saying MJ best ever from '89?

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 03:56 (eight years ago) link

wow his hairline is unbelievable in that photo

return of the nakh (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 04:02 (eight years ago) link

lonely air thinking baout things

wiz kelefa sanneh claus (m bison), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 12:42 (eight years ago) link

high waisted jeans are agl (nh)

dayo, Tuesday, 21 December 2010 12:45 (eight years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Lady faints, Jordan innocent

Michael Jordan mistakenly thought a woman who fainted during lunch was left breathless because she saw him walk into Café Mediterraneo at the CuisinArt Resort and Spa on Anguilla over the holiday. Turns out, she keeled over while chatting with a doctor about how to fix her son's broken nose. "As the woman was listening, Michael walked in, and she looked up and acknowledged him," said a source. "She then got so upset by what the doctor was saying about her son, she literally fainted to the floor. The next day, Michael called the front desk to make sure that 'the girl who passed out when she saw me was doing OK.' " Jordan was at the resort having lunch with Derek Jeter and Minka Kelly. The Chicago Bulls legend flew down to the island on his plane branded with a blue-and-white Air Jordan logo of him dunking a basketball on its tail.

omar little, Friday, 14 January 2011 23:08 (eight years ago) link

sports stars always keep the steez they had from their "career year".. course with mj it was more like a "career career" but ykwim

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Friday, 14 January 2011 23:14 (eight years ago) link

"his plane branded with a blue-and-white Air Jordan logo of him dunking a basketball on its tail."
phrasing is hella awkward. the basketball's tail?

From the novel "Spinster Dinner" (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 15 January 2011 04:18 (eight years ago) link

think they wrote it like that to emphasize the narcissism

dayo, Saturday, 15 January 2011 04:28 (eight years ago) link

man he is gonna be 48 in a month

fruit of the goon (k3vin k.), Saturday, 15 January 2011 04:34 (eight years ago) link

are bird and magic 50 already then?
kinda weird

From the novel "Spinster Dinner" (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 15 January 2011 04:35 (eight years ago) link

one year passes...

dayo, Thursday, 26 January 2012 00:15 (seven years ago) link

two months pass...
two weeks pass...

idgi but figured I'd pass it on for posterity

Clay, Sunday, 6 May 2012 05:49 (seven years ago) link

id 'g' maxgif but i'm too embarrassed to admit it in that thread

dharunravir (k3vin k.), Sunday, 6 May 2012 20:25 (seven years ago) link

it's basically "Random GIF generator" but fullscreen. not entirely sure why it's captured the imagination of a generation, but it's fun to fuck with.

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 6 May 2012 20:27 (seven years ago) link

is the middle of the gif black for everyone or is it just my computer?

dharunravir (k3vin k.), Sunday, 6 May 2012 20:32 (seven years ago) link

oh now i'm on my phone, i guess it was just my computer. carry on

dharunravir (k3vin k.), Sunday, 6 May 2012 20:33 (seven years ago) link

three weeks pass...


shit_ebooks (am0n), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 21:56 (seven years ago) link

five months pass...


乒乓, Thursday, 29 November 2012 20:52 (seven years ago) link

am0n, Thursday, 29 November 2012 21:12 (seven years ago) link

"sub par" lol

am0n, Thursday, 29 November 2012 21:13 (seven years ago) link,pdp,ctr-inline/cid-1/pid-681776

am0n, Thursday, 29 November 2012 21:14 (seven years ago) link

camo cargos and a lime green polo. my god

turds (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 29 November 2012 22:11 (seven years ago) link

five months pass...

乒乓, Friday, 17 May 2013 14:16 (six years ago) link

Always loved that pic

He's in regular touch with Buzz Peterson and Adolph Shiver, basketball pals from his Tar Heel days. He enjoys bowling, follows stock-car racing and tools around in a four-wheel-drive Chevy Blazer. If this sounds like a guy who'll someday retire to a trailer park, remember that he'll be getting $4 million from the Bulls over five years

no way FOUR MILLION???!!??!!!? he should retire after that

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 17 May 2013 21:22 (six years ago) link

my favorite phase of mj's career so far is this one, where he is trolling the internet with his outfits. great work.

Treeship, Friday, 17 May 2013 21:30 (six years ago) link

what u didn't like this phase

am0n, Friday, 17 May 2013 22:56 (six years ago) link

haha that was a good one too. i like how inconsiderate it is of him to grind on someone while holding a lit cigar. seems likely that some ash fell on that woman's head.

Treeship, Friday, 17 May 2013 23:05 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

And suddenly, plays called by Collins were being ignored as Jordan took the ball to the basket. But who could really complain, since the Bulls had started to win? Eventually, though, word got back to Cartwright. He didn`t do or say anything to anybody until late that season, when he told Jordan he needed to talk to him.

There was little small talk exchanged. ``I don`t like the things I`ve heard you say about me,`` Cartwright told Jordan.

Jordan stared at him.

``If I ever hear again that you`re telling guys not to pass me the ball,`` Cartwright continued, ``you will never play basketball again.``

did not know Bill was so gangsta

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 1 June 2013 00:32 (six years ago) link

i can hear him saying that in his raspy three-pack-a-day voice

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 1 June 2013 05:04 (six years ago) link

what the fuck is he wearing there

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 8 June 2013 18:59 (six years ago) link

high fashion shiny red sweats

Aimless, Saturday, 8 June 2013 19:30 (six years ago) link

that awkward pant length when it's too long to be called capris and too short to be called a pant.

Poster The Sheeple (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Saturday, 8 June 2013 21:13 (six years ago) link

that interview is maybe as close to charming as I've ever seen mj outside of the bird/mj mcdonalds commercials.

also lol @ quitting basketball to play PGA at 32 but actually quitting the nba for minor league baseball at 29!

Clay, Thursday, 13 June 2013 10:00 (six years ago) link

i kinda buy the theory that he turned into asshole after his dad died, w/so many people pointing a finger at his gambling habits as a factor in the murder

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 13 June 2013 18:04 (six years ago) link

bet the eiffel tower can't jump more than 3 feet.

pplains, Sunday, 31 March 2019 15:33 (eight months ago) link

terrible place for a hoop. you'd have to scramble over that bitty fence and go fetch the ball off neighboring roofs ALL THE TIME.

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 31 March 2019 17:50 (eight months ago) link

and very small, french neighboring roofs at that

cheese canopy (map), Sunday, 31 March 2019 17:52 (eight months ago) link

idk if that hoop is my hoop then it means that i'm living in paris with access to a rooftop that overlooks the eiffel tower and that probably means life is p dope

gbx, Sunday, 31 March 2019 18:17 (eight months ago) link

with a life-size statue of michael jordan on it!

cheese canopy (map), Sunday, 31 March 2019 18:20 (eight months ago) link

and you can afford a purely decorative rooftop hoop or else lots of extra basketballs

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 31 March 2019 18:21 (eight months ago) link

I hate when you have to tell your personal assistant to hire someone to bring the basketballs back up to the roof, so annoying

Karl Malone, Sunday, 31 March 2019 18:36 (eight months ago) link

I'm not an anxious person but just looking at that court and imagining how frequently you'd lose a ball over the fence is giving me anxiety. Plus what, you make a slight misstep and you go falling off the court?? It ends just to the right of the key!

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 4 April 2019 20:55 (eight months ago) link

i think the whole thing was built/painted just for the photo shoot

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 4 April 2019 21:46 (eight months ago) link

it’s on top of the palais de tokyo where the Paris museum of modern art had an exposition on Jordan a few years back. there were hoops for playing but yeah not the one in the photo shoot

L'assie (Euler), Friday, 5 April 2019 07:50 (eight months ago) link

I got it for Xmas

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 17 April 2019 16:30 (seven months ago) link

one of the five elements of the scent being "sensual" just weirds me out in a way that it wouldn't if it was anyone other than Michael Jordan. it makes me imagine MJ just saying the word "sensual" and it's echoing in my head and it won't stop.

omar little, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 16:39 (seven months ago) link


lag∞n, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 17:24 (seven months ago) link

one of the elements shd be lamborghini countach

lag∞n, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 17:25 (seven months ago) link

six months pass...

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 15 November 2019 00:40 (one month ago) link

nice thx

de-mamba mentality (Spottie), Friday, 15 November 2019 21:06 (one month ago) link

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