ILX quoted out of context

On chat tonight...a bit of context, but not much:

Dubplatestyle: my undpants were bicntosuc me
saltykmurks: i thought you were saying "fresh" like the expression
NedRaggett: JESSPANTS
saltykmurks: like "ihop madness. fresh man."
NedRaggett: No sir
The Mackro: Jess's Unpants
Dubplatestyle: NO PANTS NO
The Mackro: BAD PANTS
NedRaggett: PANT ATTACK
The Mackro: LOOK WHAT YOU DID
The Mackro: BAD PANTS
Dubplatestyle has left the room.

They'll do rudie things in bed if you get them happy with each other and you buy the right sort of bed, but the bed's fucking ugly (ha ha pardon the pun) so I never bothered.

-- Trayce

I thought of it in the bath.
-- Mikey G (...), March 19th, 2004 2:41 AM. (later)

Dan in Beyonce gear...not a nice thought.

-- El Diablo Robotico (nicolew1...), March 23rd, 2004. (later) (link)

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thank you, nicole, for quoting "real genius."

-- mandee (mandeewrigh...), March 23rd, 2004. (later) (link)

don't EVEN make me have a scat-off with you, nickalicious.

-- mandee (mandeewrigh...), March 23rd, 2004. (later) (link)

there's nothing wrong with loving Dick.
-- Ian Johnson

Hey, how did my sims quote get so rudely misappropriated? Damn you, oops! ;P

I amn't sure how hard I hit her, I didn't even know I'd done it to be honest until someone told me.

-- Ronan (ronan.fitzgerald6NOSPA...), April 5th, 2004.

it's about 7 inches long and about 5-6 inches wide in most parts, more where it wraps around my arm. the underside bit does not feel nice.

-- lauren (jaguarrid...), April 7th, 2004.

Do you do all this preening before or after you wax your bikini lines, men of ILE?
-- Matt DC (runmd...), April 7th, 2004 10:13 PM. (later)

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If I skip more than one days shaving the itchy stubble horror descends and I end up making Jimmy Hill gestures at everyone all the time.
-- Ricardo (boyofbadger...), April 7th, 2004 10:14 PM. (later)

ARGH

Vin Diesel rocks!
-- The Huckle-Buck (handsomishbo...), April 7th, 2004 4:45 PM.

And I was like, is this a bad thing, like?
-- mark grout (mark.grou...), April 7th, 2004 5:13 PM.

HYSTERICS (at poor Ricardo's expense)

I saw this thread and I was like, dude, totally.
-- The Huckle-Buck (handsomishbo...), April 7th, 2004 4:51 PM.

I was on the nightbus before and my friend dared me to lick this bald guy's head, he had fallen asleep.

So I boldly got up and did it, and got a big cheer for my efforts, from random people I didn't know. I must do it again sometime.

-- Ronan (ronan.fitzgerald6NOSPA...), April 7th, 2004. (later) (link)

That's not much better IN context!

Is bald-head licking going to become the new toad-licking?

-- El Diablo Robotico (nicolew1...), April 7th, 2004. (later) (link)

I love the taste of male sweat
-- Matt DC (runmd...), April 7th, 2004 12:30 AM.

GOLD MINE

(Actually, regular London fappers will know that I have kissed Mark C's bald head on four or five occasions but the idea of actually sticking the tongue in had never occurred to me until Ronan's depravity upthread)

-- Matt DC (runmd...), April 7th, 2004. (later) (link)

I may have to lick a stranger.
-- luna

Haha! For some reason, I thought of Martin as soon as she posted that.

I am shaking my pompoms for Jess (in a literal and a metaphorical way).

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), April 12th, 2004. (later) (link)

I am desperately trying to find a link to the 8mm dog vagina guy, but to no avail! :(

-- @d@ml (i@;_;.com), April 15th, 2004. (later) (link)

bollocks, that's enormous, sorry.
-- Andrew Farrell (afarrel...), April 15th, 2004.

Christ can any of you people actually NOT crap? I think Matt is right - there's a hussle here...
-- Rob Bolton (i_like_my_vesp...), April 20th, 2004.

i will forever regret my robo experience
-- electric sound of jim (electricsoun...), February 27th, 2003 9:41 AM. (electricsound)

:(

Cause I had a stash long before I started making my own purchases, and when I did, in that there early eighties at the age of 12 or so... Dearie me!
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), August 15th, 2001 5:00 PM.

If she was bisexual, then it might be a bit harder (esp. if I already knew this) but still not as hard as if it was a man.

-- N. (nickdastoo...), April 24th, 2004 10:17 AM. (nickdastoor)

(PS haha Jim I totally need to photoshop a Bender pic to go with that robo post too heh)

That's not a trick, that could be a useful strategy in the right hand.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), May 4th, 2004 10:23 AM. (later) (link)

"Jody, she always seems at last a step ahead of me"

I like to dabble in the odd muffin on Sunday mornings myself.
-- the music mole (colinsbarro...), May 6th, 2004 12:52 AM. (later)

Bobbin' thusly.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...) (webmail), May 13th, 2004 4:51 PM. (Ned) (later) (link)

*Not shown actual size.

-- martin m. (marti...) (webmail), May 13th, 2004 4:52 PM. (mushrush) (later) (link)

Actually, Tep, that context is pretty close to what I intended...

But not Ned's bobbin!

I now work even further out than Gareth and Chris. Fucking Maidenhead!

-- Ricardo (boyofbadger...), May 14th, 2004. (later) (link)

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I think that's meant to be me.

-- Allyzay (destruction @ londonsburning.com), May 14th, 2004. (later) (link)

i enjoy your 'in the flesh' rudeness very much tim hopkins
-- stevem (bluesk...), May 20th, 2004 2:02 PM. (later)

I miss the days when I had nothing to do but sit around sucking cock and drinking cum all day
-- Mr Mime (countandre...), May 24th, 2004 9:52 PM. (later)

From behind, I thought he was Cabbage.
-- Matt DC (runmd...), May 28th, 2004. (later)

Do me with a hot bod.
-- Pack Yr Romantic Almanac (ada...), June 4th, 2004 4:01 PM. (later)

Mully, i'll draw you if you describe yourself because I keep getting images of fucking harold from neighbours everytime i go to draw you.
-- ipsofacto (kat...), June 4th, 2004 2:47 PM. (ipsofacto)

(like, eww!)

Aw man, I wanted it to be long and complicated in that particularly Finnish way.

-- Liz :x (lizd4ply...), June 22nd, 2004. (Liz :x) (later)

(Sorry, Liz.)

"let's do the mucky pup in islington" - Colette

That one in the foreground is obviously part of a new clinical trial involving penicillin injections.
-- Sean Carruthers (oneiro...), June 23rd, 2004 3:40 AM. (SeanC)

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OMG - This exact same thing happened to me recently!
-- AdamL :') (adamr@.com), June 23rd, 2004 3:41 AM. (nordicskilla)

Dammit... it works better with the extra line:

"I think this needs one more throbbing purple vein right there."
-- Velveteen Bingo (formerlypoopsmcge...), June 23rd, 2004 3:32 AM. (Chris V)

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That one in the foreground is obviously part of a new clinical trial involving penicillin injections.
-- Sean Carruthers (oneiro...), June 23rd, 2004 3:40 AM. (SeanC)

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OMG - This exact same thing happened to me recently!
-- AdamL :') (adamr@.com), June 23rd, 2004 3:41 AM. (nordicskilla)

"You are black women, and you are our slaves"

-- bnw (rilke...), June 26th, 2004.