worst sounding sushi roll at guy fieri's southern bbq & california style sushi restaurant tex wasabi's

ha ha ha insane clown foodie

ahaha i love when he makes a completely corny joke and then looks back at the camera like "DID YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE??"

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http://www.nytimes.com/2010/08/11/dining/11Fieri.html

Mr. Fieri, with partners, runs three branches of an Italian-American pub called Johnny Garlic’s; and two hybrids of California-style sushi and Southern barbecue called Tex Wasabi’s. Johnny Garlic’s serves dishes like Cajun chicken pasta Alfredo; a signature dish at Tex Wasabi’s is found in the “gringo sushi” portion of the menu: the Jackass Roll, filled with pulled pork, avocado and French fries.

“A lot of people who like sushi don’t really like raw fish or seaweed,” he said. “So I make what they do like.”

A lot of people who like sushi don’t really like raw fish or seaweed
A lot of people who like sushi don’t really like raw fish or seaweed
A lot of people who like sushi don’t really like raw fish or seaweed
A lot of people who like sushi don’t really like raw fish or seaweed
A lot of people who like sushi don’t really like raw fish or seaweed
A lot of people who like sushi don’t really like raw fish or seaweed
A lot of people who like sushi don’t really like raw fish or seaweed
A lot of people who like sushi don’t really like raw fish or seaweed

smh

good luck america

a lot of people who like pizza don't like dough, sauce, cheese, or toppings

a lot of people who like eggs don't like eggs

the Jackass Roll, filled with pulled pork, avocado and French fries.

"I've just admitted that my food is inedible except as a dare."

love sushi, hate rice

i remember the name of that place in new york now. sushi samba! where you can get themed mexican sushi and $10 cosmos.

it's brazilian

oh right, "samba"

i swear they had mole sauce though

i wouldn't doubt it. i do think they are pretty loose with their regional interpretations but it's been awhile since i ate there. i did have some good $10 drinks there tbh(no cosmo)

i used to know one of the bartenders. he moved to las vegas to serve $3 cosmos but he says the tips are bigger.

i thought what happened in vegas stayed in vegas

A lot of people who like sushi don’t really like raw fish or seaweed

this is so amazing

thank u guy

I thought this revive was gonna be about pop tart sushi

actually can't hate the guy from what I read in the article, seems like he's pretty self conscious of his shtick and is just riding it out

i can think of another guy who "was pretty self conscious of his shtick" and was "just riding it out"

are you slandering guy fawkes?!?!?!

guy debord

sous les paves--la schtick

guy debord

well, this here sushi IS a spectacle...

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/muppet/images/2/28/Guy-smiley.jpg

i can think of another guy who "was pretty self conscious of his shtick" and was "just riding it out"

William Hung? Oh, wait, you said 'conscious'.

timely

― snooki stackhouse (s1ocki), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 13:36 (4 hours ago)
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ah fuck I c+p'd the wrong part of that, shoulda been i can think of another guy who "was pretty self conscious of his shtick" and was "just riding it out" obv

Guys, I think he meant Hitler.

Or Jesus.

"Hitler or Jesus" should be a game show

The 'lightning round' might be taken in different senses.

timely

Yeah, but you were writing in the past tense.

he's making an 'edamame salad' right now called EDDIE'S MOMMY SALAD

Death is too good for this man.

which is worse:

English speakers butchering of Japanese vs. Japanese speakers butchering of English?

i am watching this--honestly it's a breath of fresh air after sandra

i enjoy guy

CAD stick around for "down home with the neelys"

he's less obnoxious when he's just cooking as opposed to like, diners/driveins/dives

what do they do? sadly it's not till 5:30 and i was going to try to drag my sick ass to class

it's hard to describe the neelys -- they're a couple and their show is weirdly sexual & the husband is just freaking bizarre

i really started to enjoy diner drive-ins and dives after the missus pointed out how OBVIOUSLY totally baked he is half the time on that show

ddd is one of my favorite shows on tv

then again i watch food network from the hours of 2 pm - 5 pm every day so \(o_O)/

the best part of ddd is when the ppl are genuinely weirded out by him and would obv rather not be doing the show cuz he's like constantly fist bumping

I'm on record for my endorsement of the Neelys, terribly earnest pop psychology lectures to the camera and all.

they are kinda bizarre and yet i want them to adopt me

they would make you eat vanilla ice cream with the Neely's Special Dry Rub sprinkled all over it.

man you guys are tempting me but i haven't been outside for over 50 hours