how about when a semi-illiterate epsilon-minus moronic bottle of filth tries to camarade me into thinking it's got a handle on all my deepest animal impulses and needs
In fairness, they only needed to Google you...
― Matt DC, Sunday, 20 July 2008 23:07 (fifteen years ago) link
Simon Reynolds says:
http://www.earwigsandwax.com/images/oh-snap.jpg
― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Sunday, 20 July 2008 23:11 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwd0pZ4RTAU
― Matt DC, Sunday, 20 July 2008 23:13 (fifteen years ago) link
This one's better: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=8YBrS5Gr5Pk
― Just got offed, Sunday, 20 July 2008 23:22 (fifteen years ago) link
This Water? More like piss water...
― snoball, Monday, 21 July 2008 10:45 (fifteen years ago) link
This rivals Liverpool Tickets Fiasco as best ILx thread ever!
― Dingbod Kesterson, Monday, 21 July 2008 10:51 (fifteen years ago) link
PLANK bottled drinks manufacturers demand IDIOTIC ACUTE ACCENT, where NOW for LITERACY RATES etc
― Just got offed, Monday, 21 July 2008 10:55 (fifteen years ago) link
wait, were personal threats ever part of AINYC's steez?
-- Just got offed, Sunday, 20 July 2008 20:29 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
I think he once told me to "eat hot death". I can't remember why. AINYC rocks.
I've never seen or heard of this glaceau. Usually if I want a drink, I just fill a cup from the cold tap. Being able to do this is an advantage of living ouside of london, I find.
― Pashmina, Monday, 21 July 2008 11:05 (fifteen years ago) link
London tap water is delicious and exciting
― MPx4A, Monday, 21 July 2008 11:07 (fifteen years ago) link
To be fair, it's a lot more drinkable than Brighton tap water.
― Colonel Poo, Monday, 21 July 2008 11:08 (fifteen years ago) link
Canterbury tap water is the worst I've seen in Britain.
― Matt DC, Monday, 21 July 2008 11:13 (fifteen years ago) link
Opaque with natural mossy goodness?
― Just got offed, Monday, 21 July 2008 11:14 (fifteen years ago) link
Are you still talking about water, or casting your mind back to 'that' night?
― aldo, Monday, 21 July 2008 11:19 (fifteen years ago) link
achieving droppage
― Just got offed, Monday, 21 July 2008 11:29 (fifteen years ago) link
water from 'the garden of england' can't be that bad
― blueski, Monday, 21 July 2008 11:35 (fifteen years ago) link
inspired by this thread i bought vitamin water for the 1st time ever today & on the side it says "go party like you're blog-worthy" :D
― and what, Monday, 21 July 2008 20:22 (fifteen years ago) link
I was in Sainsbury's earlier and I saw a woman wearing a t-shirt which read "I WORK FOR INNOCENT - FANCY A CHAT?"
― MPx4A, Monday, 21 July 2008 21:45 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.elanso.com/U/D/Ddc/dcd77aa4c08d092b3b5a813481a59f3b/128517612044030000.jpg
― warmsherry, Monday, 21 July 2008 22:21 (fifteen years ago) link
Cod in Beer batter + hand cut fries
Cheers, Mate! Health conscious parliamentarians altered this traditional British staple forever by outlawing the use of newspapers to absorb the run-off from this greasy delicacy. We bring back that old-fashioned flavor with all-natural newsprint flavors derived from actual English tabloids (and in England they can swear and show boobies!).
Don't serve chilled!
― Bodrick III, Monday, 21 July 2008 22:35 (fifteen years ago) link
there's also a Brunch flavor
― warmsherry, Monday, 21 July 2008 22:44 (fifteen years ago) link
bigtime. being a friendly "relaxed" company/politician is the new being a ruthless aloof scumsucking asshole
― Ronan, Monday, 21 July 2008 22:46 (fifteen years ago) link
Hmm. Which came first?
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2100/2093003854_85369a993c.jpg?v=1197095572 (aus fruit juice)
http://www.studentbeans.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/innocent_smoothies.jpg (aforementioned UK drink)
They seem to have appeared at the same time (1999-2000). Curious.
I drink 1 flavour of vitamin water/nutrient water, but only the one with guarana/caffiene in. And only because I loathe sweet soft drink and fruit juices, I like that stuff, its like watered down cordial. I try not to buy them too often though, its just theft of drinking water, innit.
― Trayce, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 00:34 (fifteen years ago) link
I wish they sold the Fitty grape drink flavored Vitamin Water in uk.
http://image.com.com/mp3/images/genie_images/story/2007/1,2,3-/50cent09_story.jpg
― warmsherry, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 01:39 (fifteen years ago) link
thanks to the v similar packaging, i'd always assumed Innocent and Nudie to be the same coamany, cf this:
http://www.cvcoffee.com/prod_images_blowup/Lays-Potato-Chips1.jpg
http://hamzajennings.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/walkers-400px.jpg
― CharlieNo4, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 09:14 (fifteen years ago) link
If you want to experience even more twee horror, have a look at the packaging for Pork Farms sausage rolls and pork pies. You can usually find them down the reduced aisle in Sainsburys because they're fuckin horrible and no one actually buys them full price. The worst bit about this is that they're trying to apply the prissy health-conscious marketing tactics of innocent to horrible grey sausage rolls. Nothing twee about sausage rolls.
― the next grozart, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 09:28 (fifteen years ago) link
Fresh Samantha was founded in 1992 in a Scarborough home when Julie Carter began growing sprouts in the basement to sell to local food co-ops.
Carter's son-in-law, Doug Levin, joined the business and began making Fresh Samantha, named for Levin's newborn daughter, in a blender one bottle at a time. A plant in Saco followed and by 1999 Fresh Samantha had annual sales of $25 million along the East Coast. Its juices carried fanciful names such as Desperately Seeking C, Mango Mama and The Big Bang-Body Zoom Juice.
Odwalla bought the company in 2000, and the Saco plant closed the following year. Coca-Cola then bought Odwalla in the fall of 2001.
Some of Fresh Samantha's more popular flavors may be added to the Odwalla line, but Sugarman said there was some overlap, with both lines offering their own versions of orange juice-based, vitamin-C loaded drinks, for example.
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 09:55 (fifteen years ago) link
> I was in Sainsbury's earlier and I saw a woman wearing a t-shirt which read "I WORK FOR INNOCENT - FANCY A CHAT?"
"Fruit Towers" is actually several units in a trading estate off brackenbury road, W6 and i often see aforementioned t-shirts shuffling into work and those cars that look like grass / cows.
― koogs, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 10:40 (fifteen years ago) link
Levin's newborn daughter, in a blender
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 10:47 (fifteen years ago) link
Pre-HI DERE FAP especially for LJ http://londonist.com/2008/07/free_tonight_13.php
― Bocken Social Scene, Friday, 1 August 2008 09:23 (fifteen years ago) link
i have tasted vitamin water, it's grim, tastes like weak squash
― braveclub, Friday, 1 August 2008 09:27 (fifteen years ago) link
Beardyman's awesome, my brain can't compute this meshing of great art and piss ;_;
― Just got offed, Friday, 1 August 2008 10:56 (fifteen years ago) link
Also "Thursday night hydration club" is perhaps the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard
― Just got offed, Friday, 1 August 2008 10:57 (fifteen years ago) link
Oh I thought it was tonight. Thursday night hydration club gives that away really.
There's a vitamin water van parked on my road a lot (it's been there since the Euro games were on actually), but it was only after this thread I noticed that it had those drink descriptions written on it.
― Bocken Social Scene, Friday, 1 August 2008 11:09 (fifteen years ago) link
lol I unwittingly participated in the marketing of Glaceau recently - some Facebook friend of mine who I've met maybe twice told me he needed to find 'important' people in the locale (NB I am about as far away from important as a human can get) that he could send free drinks to as part of some marketing job he'd just started and could I be one of them? They turned up and I opened the box and remembered this thread. Even if the garbage on the label appeals to you there's so much text that it's pretty indisputably a bad design; moreover I drank the lemon flavour one and it tasted like piss. So there we are
― The Slash My Father Wrote (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 4 October 2008 17:48 (fifteen years ago) link
I bought one of these at Newcastle Central station the other day. It was very expensive for such a tiny little bottle, and it wasn't all that TBH.
― The Plastic Fork (Pashmina), Saturday, 4 October 2008 17:51 (fifteen years ago) link
man i haven't hydrated properly in weeks
― 100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Saturday, 4 October 2008 17:54 (fifteen years ago) link
ian riese moraine & alex in nyc
cordially invite you to celebrate the birth of their son
LOUIS JAGGER
― and what, Sunday, 20 July 2008 21:20 (2 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
^^^the correct way to do a thread run-in
― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Saturday, 4 October 2008 18:27 (fifteen years ago) link
http://notvoodoo.blogspot.com/2009/02/crunchy-fun.html
― O Supermanchiros (blueski), Wednesday, 18 February 2009 18:23 (fifteen years ago) link
LOL
― Mequophidiophobia: fear of the beer snake (country matters), Wednesday, 18 February 2009 18:31 (fifteen years ago) link
awesome
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7986901.stm
drudgesirens set to stun
― GARU GLITTER (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 10:30 (fifteen years ago) link
http://sparky.thehold.net/pix/care-o-meter.jpg
Spent too long (> 30 seconds) arguing about this already today. "Company wants to make money" shockah. Fair play to them, really. They're a fucking overpriced drinks company, not a charity.
― a tiny, faltering megaphone (grimly fiendish), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 10:36 (fifteen years ago) link
Well yeah I'm angling for a tone of dismissive fun-poking rather than shrill condemnation, being on ILX and all, but maybe there are people here who really believed in these lil guys
― GARU GLITTER (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 10:40 (fifteen years ago) link
Fizzy smoothy in a can is the next logical step, I fear.
― Dom Cry For Me, Passantino (NickB), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 10:41 (fifteen years ago) link
i had no idea they had set themselves as alt. you can buy it in sainsbury's IF YOU'RE MADE OF MONEY, that is.
i guess the dream is over now.
― FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 10:43 (fifteen years ago) link
maybe there are people here who really believed in these lil guys
Jesus. I hope not. Like I said: they're, umm, an expensive-drinks company. <Peers over glasses; looks round> Identify yourselves! So I can mock the living fuck out of you.
I think they saw themselves as alt., yes ... but I don't think anyone else did.
― a tiny, faltering megaphone (grimly fiendish), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 10:49 (fifteen years ago) link
(Actually, no, that's bollocks: my mate, with whom I was "discussing" this on Twitter today, certainly did. But then he's just too bloody nice for words.)
― a tiny, faltering megaphone (grimly fiendish), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 10:50 (fifteen years ago) link
Anyone who's experiencing a sense of betrayal right now can consider it a dress rehearsal for when Cameron gets elected.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 7 April 2009 10:59 (fifteen years ago) link
Think there's a few Cap'n Save-a-Smoothies upthread. Still overpriced bullshit imo.
― Straight from the Top of My Dom (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 11:00 (fifteen years ago) link
Jesus. I hope not. Like I said: they're, umm, an expensive-drinks company.
There are plenty of BEER companies that I do believe in, who I guess play much the same cards as Innocent, but somehow I never really disbelieved that Innocent were anything other than some world-gobbling behemoth in embryo.
I guess I'm just a beer romantic.
― Dom Cry For Me, Passantino (NickB), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 11:02 (fifteen years ago) link