"I like it the twitter" ... the Ozzie Guillen Twitter thread

ah reading these tweets always makes me chuckle

holy shit!!!

http://deadspin.com/5548316/ozzie-guillen-has-no-sympathy-for-clevelanders

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suddenly I <3 ozzie

cold

OzzieGuillen: Great job manager leyland you are class act send galarraga to the plate great baseball man

OzzieGuillen: Usa next round yesssssssss congrats

not twitter but:

http://articles.latimes.com/2010/aug/01/sports/la-sp-baseball-notes-20100802

http://www.cantstopthebleeding.com/ozzie-latinos-mlb-experience-far-tougher-than-asians

Asked his opinion on Guillen’s remarks, “Baseball Tonight”’s Bobby Valentine described the employment of Japanese-t0-English interpreters as “necessary” given the relative paucity of Asian players, arguing the sheer abundance of Spanish-speaking coaches and players in most big league clubhouses was adequate cover.

Thanks for setting us straight, Bobby.

On a related note, the scenes of The Club that show Kenny Williams working out -- as he watches the White Sox lose -- are extra hilarious if you merely listen to them.

Enjoying this great day off in anaheim some shopping then maybe dinner with my goo friend bobby abreu

ozzie claus

Great tribute this baseball people mlb awesome hope one day I seat on the same table
11:21 AM Dec 7th via txt

okay, I figured out how to log into twitter. now how do I send Dan Harmon messages?

i don't know how to use twitter.

wait a second, who's ozzie? sorry wrong thread.

lol

http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2010/12/Ozzie-Guillen-Christmas.jpg

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oneyguillen Oney Guillen
hahah memo to bobby jenks get a clue u drink to much and u have had marital problems hugeee ones and the sox stood behind u

Oneyguillen Oney Guillen
they did not air out ur dirty laundry, u came to srping not drinking and then u sucked and started srinking again be a man

Oneyguillen Oney Guillen
be a man and tell the manager or the coaching staff how u feel or the organization when u were with the sox not when u leave

Oneyguillen Oney Guillen
u cried in the managers office bc u have problems now u go and talk bad about the sox after they protected u for 7 years ungrateful

Oneyguillen Oney Guillen
if it wasnt for u and mainly u freddy garcia would have like 17 wins and the sox would have beat the twins

Oneyguillen Oney Guillen
and u self diagnosed urself bc u didnt want to pitch un real i hope the sox let this guiy fucking have it

Oneyguillen Oney Guillen
oh and yes i remember clearly u blowing a hugee game in 09 and u laughing ur bearded ass off while everyone busting there tail

Oneyguillen Oney Guillen
i thought u were a man not some punk who runs away and talks bullshit. u coward. say it to there face when u were with them

Oneyguillen Oney Guillen
dont make me air out more then i have 2 say ur sorry dont disrespect the White sox ever

Oneyguillen Oney Guillen
now u know what piece of shit person u rooted for chicago. the ones that leave and talk bad about ur team

Oneyguillen Oney Guillen
and u say the manager didnt trust u? he kept putting ur fat ass there and u kept blowing it, he never took u away from that role unreal

Oneyguillen Oney Guillen
go read it its a scott merkin piece its a dandy, i hope people say what they really feel instead of me

Oneyguillen Oney Guillen
although it wouldnt surprise me if the sox take the high road and be classy instead of destroying this yellow beard dipping idiot

Oneyguillen Oney Guillen
and to think u were actually a cool guy and ur word meant something, to bad u dont hit in the AL so they can drill that ass

Oneyguillen Oney Guillen
one little story remember when u couldnt handle ur drinking and u hit a poor arizona clubby in the face i do. and later u covered it with

Oneyguillen Oney Guillen
Im sorry thats ur answer to everything. How can u disrespect ur ex team like that.

Oneyguillen Oney Guillen
i was trying not to tweet on my family vacation but this needed to be adressed

that has too many lols

and u laughing ur bearded ass off
ur fat ass
yellow beard dipping idiot

OzzieGuillen: What's wrong we ours society iam seat at home watching tv and most of comercial is to loose weight and diet plesae people

OzzieGuillen: Thas is wrong we have a lot problem than loose weight and look good

http://images.checkoutmycards.com/zoom/78e3c778-acc2-4ed2-8161-740ce6478a39.jpg

MVP?

Rather than short-printing 26 cards in order to make room for printing the Bonus MVP's this year, Donruss apparently chose to double print 106 cards. Numbered with the prefix "BC" for bonus card, the 26-card set featuring the most valuable player from each of the 26 teams was randomly inserted in the wax and rack packs. These cards are distinguished by the bold MVP logo in the upper background of the obverse, and the four doubleprinted cards are denoted by "DP" in the checklist below.

YOU MAKE THE CALL

http://www.baseball-reference.com/teams/CHW/1988.shtml

Guillen was so brutal -- not just a slap hitter but a free-swinging slap hitter (26 BBs as a career high) and a basepath liability (169 SB/109 CS).

i can't believe that team's record was as good as it was

Me neither. What an awful collection of players.

their best player, and it wasn't even close, was a 40 yr old catcher who played half a season.

OzzieGuillen Ozzie Guillen
Sorry people this is bad crazy oh my god

OzzieGuillen Ozzie Guillen
Is to windy

OzzieGuillen Ozzie Guillen
I touht this was fun now I know sorry to al u people I feel very bad now sorry

hi dere

http://i.imgur.com/33iwe.jpg

OzzieGuillen: Watching the game and eating my jello http://twitpic.com/3xae4f

http://twitter.com/#!/OzzieGuillen/status/37238266042253312

jonmorosi Jon Morosi
Adam Dunn will bat 3rd or 4th for #WhiteSox. As for the spring opener? Ozzie: "Buy the (bleeping) ticket, you'll find out."

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/Guillen-threatens-to-rip-out-Jenks-throat-as-?urn=mlb-326768

don't even need to open that

Getting ready to watch bruno the movie lol
51 seconds ago

Joey cora favorite movie
19 seconds ago

Happy eastern my friends new day let star kick some butt
35 minutes ago

KenDavidoff
Ozzie Guillen could receive a suspension for his in-game tweets (Wednesday night at #Yankees). #MLB seriously considering it. #WhiteSox

i'd post 2 games but all of you know that because of Twitter

http://www.fangraphs.com/not/index.php/list-things-that-draw-two-game-suspensions-from-mlb

Macho man I was big fan of you and so were my kids we a wrestling family u were awesome

We will miss you slim jim

U put wrestling on the top u was good and funny and who no remenber elizabeth

"@nomecallolaboca: @OzzieGuillen Where did you learn to speak english?"> I'm still learning but in minors john kruk teach me

Sending Dunn out there v lefties is just cruel

BIEVENIDO A MIAMI

(btw if the marlins ended trading logan morrison for him i'm hurtling myself out of my 19th story office tomorrow)

they should trade him to the cardinals. larussa + lomo = reality show

not yr teaM ANYMORE?

xp