Names for different types of farts by their physical sensation.

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The Regrettable Haircut

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:13 (thirteen years ago) link

The Hustle

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:14 (thirteen years ago) link

The Popeye Doyle

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:15 (thirteen years ago) link

The Guest Who Wouldn't Leave

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:16 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm beginning to think you've given a different name to every fart you've ever ripped, Kenan.

Grisly Addams (WmC), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:17 (thirteen years ago) link

The Mannish Boy

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:18 (thirteen years ago) link

The Man Who Would Be King

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:18 (thirteen years ago) link

xp Believe me, if that were the case, I'd be going on this until the Mayan calendar ends.

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:19 (thirteen years ago) link

The End of the Mayan Calendar

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:20 (thirteen years ago) link

The 96kbps Spoken Word Rip

The 320kbps Semi-Spacesaver

THE FLAC

Grisly Addams (WmC), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:21 (thirteen years ago) link

haha

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:23 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm mentally singing "She's got the FLAC" to the tune of "The Jack" by AC/DC.

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:24 (thirteen years ago) link

the ellipsis

poutrock (electricsound), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:42 (thirteen years ago) link

The Hemingway

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:43 (thirteen years ago) link

The Fat Best Friend

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:45 (thirteen years ago) link

The Marimba

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:46 (thirteen years ago) link

The Wallpaper

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:47 (thirteen years ago) link

The Road Rash

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:48 (thirteen years ago) link

The Angry Protester

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:49 (thirteen years ago) link

Le Bon Gumbo

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:51 (thirteen years ago) link

The Treatise

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:54 (thirteen years ago) link

The Rant

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:54 (thirteen years ago) link

The Polemic

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:54 (thirteen years ago) link

The Great Unknown

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:57 (thirteen years ago) link

The Damp Firework

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 03:03 (thirteen years ago) link

The Weird Russell

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 03:05 (thirteen years ago) link

The PowerShot

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 03:07 (thirteen years ago) link

Butt Crack Bingo

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 03:09 (thirteen years ago) link

The Major Stroke

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 03:10 (thirteen years ago) link

The Turgid Bean

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 03:10 (thirteen years ago) link

The Opposite of Sex

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 03:11 (thirteen years ago) link

"Your Shithole Is Talking To You"

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 03:13 (thirteen years ago) link

The Acceptance Speech

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 03:14 (thirteen years ago) link

(Gracious me. That's a lot of oblique fart jokes for one evening. For one year, even.)

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 04:05 (thirteen years ago) link

the "all things must pass"

poutrock (electricsound), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 04:07 (thirteen years ago) link

hare krishna, hare hare.

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 04:12 (thirteen years ago) link

Bat Out of Hell
Bat Out of Hell II: Back Into Hell
Bat Out of Hell III: The Monster Is Loose

not having a luxury watch is terrible (unregistered), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 04:19 (thirteen years ago) link

The Meatloaf

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 04:26 (thirteen years ago) link

The Bridge to Teribithia

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 04:54 (thirteen years ago) link

The Alarm Clock

Fetchboy, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 05:07 (thirteen years ago) link

the metal machine music

poutrock (electricsound), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 05:09 (thirteen years ago) link

the voiceless fricative

not having a luxury watch is terrible (unregistered), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 05:35 (thirteen years ago) link

the spinemelter 3000

poutrock (electricsound), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 05:35 (thirteen years ago) link

pubic breeze

Fetchboy, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 07:16 (thirteen years ago) link

Also, I've never been able to come up with a satisfactory name for the ones you crack in bed that make the springs vibrate. Any ideas?

Fetchboy, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 07:17 (thirteen years ago) link

The Magic Fingers

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 07:22 (thirteen years ago) link

Try it. You'll feel great.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3310/3642230620_a51017deb0.jpg

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 07:24 (thirteen years ago) link

Ha! I'll have to test it on my gf.

Fetchboy, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 07:25 (thirteen years ago) link

Warning: just because it carries you into the land of tingling relaxation and ease does not mean it will necessarily do so for the person you are sharing the bed with.

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 07:29 (thirteen years ago) link

I meant testing the name, not the fart. By this point she's all-too-accustomed to the twang of the spring in the morning.

Fetchboy, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 07:32 (thirteen years ago) link


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