"Plays like he's got Woody Woodpecker down his shorts all the time, Lionel Messi."
― James Mitchell, Tuesday, 18 May 2010 06:27 (thirteen years ago) link
big feature on messi in the new (american) sports illustrated -- haven't read it yet but it's one of their best writers
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1169995/index.htm
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 27 May 2010 22:34 (thirteen years ago) link
rip dude
― samuel :D (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 3 July 2010 15:49 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.sushigrass.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/sadtrombone.jpg
― fresno's wet (gbx), Saturday, 3 July 2010 15:50 (thirteen years ago) link
heaven needed another new maradona
― whores catégorie (haitch), Saturday, 3 July 2010 15:51 (thirteen years ago) link
*** sad vuvuzela sound ***
― caek, Saturday, 3 July 2010 15:51 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.mocksession.com/30fps//HEINZECAMERA.gif
l-r: the world (heinze), leo messi (camera)
― samuel :D (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 3 July 2010 15:52 (thirteen years ago) link
this doesn't enhance his reputation but it shouldn't diminish him either, despite what the hacks will say
he has been playing essentially as an attacking midfielder, and did so very well while argentina were playing well
today germany could play on the break for the entire game and there weren't enough passing options for messi
― nakhchivan, Saturday, 3 July 2010 15:54 (thirteen years ago) link
stop being otm and ruining the fun.
― samuel :D (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 3 July 2010 15:54 (thirteen years ago) link
the hacks will say MARADONA WON IT ON HIS OWN or w/e but everyone knows messi's not as good as maradona (yet....)
― nakhchivan, Saturday, 3 July 2010 15:56 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae232/daggerlee/image002.jpg
― got you all in ♜ ♔ (dyao), Saturday, 3 July 2010 15:57 (thirteen years ago) link
nice
― hell hath no furry (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 3 July 2010 16:02 (thirteen years ago) link
that's a full grasp
six hat-tricks so far this year
― calpolaris (nakhchivan), Saturday, 20 November 2010 23:41 (thirteen years ago) link
<3 this photo. Look at VDS's face lolol
http://s3.amazonaws.com/images.nachofoto.com/b-Lionel-Messi-one-of--47c0b850868e.jpeg
― Lindsey Lohan is the new Extreme Noise Terror (onimo), Sunday, 21 November 2010 00:44 (thirteen years ago) link
he looks so....small
― BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Sunday, 21 November 2010 01:16 (thirteen years ago) link
he is
― calpolaris (nakhchivan), Sunday, 21 November 2010 01:29 (thirteen years ago) link
a puny 22 goals in 17 games is pretty shit for someone with six hat-tricks.
― Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Sunday, 21 November 2010 04:08 (thirteen years ago) link
year != season
― Lindsey Lohan is the new Extreme Noise Terror (onimo), Sunday, 21 November 2010 10:47 (thirteen years ago) link
ah right. i don't care enough for my pointless contrarian cynicism to look up the appropriate stat, then. :'(
― Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Sunday, 21 November 2010 14:39 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/jZXJI.jpg
the rumours were that iniesta had this!
― deejeuner sur l'herb (nakhchivan), Monday, 10 January 2011 19:34 (thirteen years ago) link
Lionel Messi tonight became the inaugural winner of the Fifa Ballon d'Or at an award ceremony in Zurich. The Argentinian forward was selected ahead of his Barcelona team-mates Xavi and Andrés Iniesta, who won the World Cup with Spain last summer.
Messi, 23, scored an astonishing 60 goals for club and country in 2010 and is regarded by many as the most gifted player of his generation.
The Fifa Ballon d'Or was created following the merging of France Football magazine's European Footballer of the Year prize with the FIFA World Player of the Year award. It is awarded based on votes cast by journalists from around the world and coaches and captains of national teams.
Messi was the holder of both titles and so joins the former Brazil strikers Ronaldo and Rivaldo and France legend Zinedine Zidane as a multiple winner of the latter accolade.
Alfredo Di Stefano, Johan Cruyff, Franz Beckenbauer, Kevin Keegan, Michel Platini, Marco van Basten, Karl-Heinz Rummenigge and Ronaldo are the only other men to win the Ballon d'Or more than once. Messi also became the first player to come first in a World Cup year without having won the tournament for the first time since 1994.
Lionel Messi tonight became the inaugural winner of the Fifa Ballon d'Or at an award ceremony in Zurich.
how can he be the inaugural winner if all those other dudes won it more than once?
― ullr saves (gbx), Monday, 10 January 2011 20:04 (thirteen years ago) link
the ballon d'or has been combined with the less prestigious fifa world player of the year to create this new award
― deejeuner sur l'herb (nakhchivan), Monday, 10 January 2011 20:07 (thirteen years ago) link
oh
i'd imagine, then, that if it's a new award, ushering in a new era, that they'd want the first winner to be the player who regardless of how he matched up against iniesta or whoever will v likely be remembered as an icon of his generation
― ullr saves (gbx), Monday, 10 January 2011 20:23 (thirteen years ago) link
it's not the ballon d'iouf
― Ismael Klata, Monday, 10 January 2011 20:25 (thirteen years ago) link
it's voted on by players and journos afaik....don't think fifa have any say
messi is the correct choice, tho there was an arg for xavi also
― deejeuner sur l'herb (nakhchivan), Monday, 10 January 2011 20:26 (thirteen years ago) link
full list of votes here: http://bit.ly/hMj0fVvon bommel's an idiot.
― mizzell, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 03:36 (thirteen years ago) link
things notice on the first page: 1. o vermaelen. 2. lol 'captain of the national team'. quality nominative determinism. 3. 'invalid vote'? did prince glenson vote for another domenican?
― Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 04:02 (thirteen years ago) link
He voted for van persie :)
― À la recherche du temps Pardew (jim in glasgow), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 04:05 (thirteen years ago) link
Did the Irish FA refuse to co-operate?
― James Mitchell, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 05:04 (thirteen years ago) link
c-ron not voting for messi
― deejeuner sur l'herb (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 07:44 (thirteen years ago) link
Messi also became the first player to come first in a World Cup year without having won the tournament for the first time since 1994.
Was this Baggio?
― "jobs" (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 09:45 (thirteen years ago) link
stoichkov
― À la recherche du temps Pardew (jim in glasgow), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 09:49 (thirteen years ago) link
baggio won it 93
oh ok. <3 stoichkov.
― "jobs" (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 09:52 (thirteen years ago) link
I hope Van Bommel voted for 'Mark Van Bommel' in first and second place.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 11:08 (thirteen years ago) link
David Villa did pretty badly in this all things considered.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 11:09 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah but lol valencia
― "jobs" (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 11:23 (thirteen years ago) link
Apparently if only the journalists' votes are counted (like how it used to be) Sneijder wins?
― James Mitchell, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 11:25 (thirteen years ago) link
Team of the year. No Englishmen, no English-based players. Don't they watch the best league in the world?
GK - CasillasDEF - Maicon, Lucio, Pique, PuyolMID - Sneijder, Xavi, IniestaATK - Messi, Villa, Ronaldo
― Prince wouldn't ‘woa’ (onimo), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 12:15 (thirteen years ago) link
wouldn't fancy that on a wet tuesday night in stoke
― deejeuner sur l'herb (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 12:19 (thirteen years ago) link
puyol at left back would be their downfall
― "jobs" (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 12:29 (thirteen years ago) link
awesome video of messi not going downhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sJhh-YcvbU
― mizzell, Wednesday, 12 January 2011 02:35 (thirteen years ago) link
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9dkmyZMvQ1qzvxm5.gif
― Number None, Wednesday, 12 January 2011 02:45 (thirteen years ago) link
does messi generally eschew diving cuz i) he isn't a choad or ii) he's more dangerous with the ball than from free kicks
lil from column a, lil from column b i'd guess
― nakhchivan, Wednesday, 12 January 2011 06:50 (thirteen years ago) link
iii) doesnt really need to. A tackle that knocks him enough off stride to bother is generally a clear foul
― all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 09:44 (thirteen years ago) link
staying on your feet has him go past 1 player and thus he's more likely to have less in front of him, meaning more time to pass or shoot or carry on dribbling while the rest have to then change positions to cover the player who failed in taking him down, possibly leaving others free?
― "jobs" (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 09:54 (thirteen years ago) link
true for any player- though the rate of inconvenience in staying upright obv varies on a scale from messi to heskey
― all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 10:04 (thirteen years ago) link