reminder to say please and thank you

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i finally got my drivers liscence and so I get crazy discounts now. (on golf, not w33d).

g®▲Ðұ, Saturday, 28 April 2007 02:31 (sixteen years ago) link

I don't expect a "thank you" when I hold the door for someone but I WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF YOU DID NOT GLARE AT ME AND/OR GO OUT OF YOUR WAY TO USE ANOTHER DOOR THANK YOU

bernard snowy, Saturday, 28 April 2007 02:42 (sixteen years ago) link

in NC if you are driving through a residential area and see people walking, they will wave at you.

-- jessie monster, Friday, 27 April 2007 17:13 (Yesterday)

wait, does this actually seriously freak people out? I thought it was just a normal thing that happened everywhere! the only time I found it even slightly weird was when a dude on a riding mower waved to me while I was passing through Virgilina, but that was just because it's a town of 159 people and so he would obviously know that he had never seen me before.

bernard snowy, Saturday, 28 April 2007 18:50 (sixteen years ago) link

well, judging by the responses, it is pretty normal in small communities. I have had out-of-town friends (lol big city peeps) be all "wtf is that old dude waving at you?" tho.

jessie monster, Saturday, 28 April 2007 18:53 (sixteen years ago) link

strangers wave at each other all the time in my neighborhood...then receive free drugs and/or sexual favors. southern hospitality. blowjobs are like lemonade here.

latebloomer, Saturday, 28 April 2007 19:36 (sixteen years ago) link

just kidding

latebloomer, Saturday, 28 April 2007 19:37 (sixteen years ago) link

it's a tradition. third person to wave at you driving a cadillac gets a free bj, except on Sundays. blue laws and all.

latebloomer, Saturday, 28 April 2007 19:39 (sixteen years ago) link

if Forrest Gump is on tv, free plate of shrimp.

latebloomer, Saturday, 28 April 2007 19:41 (sixteen years ago) link

(Repo Man is banned in SC)

latebloomer, Saturday, 28 April 2007 19:42 (sixteen years ago) link

shower time.

latebloomer, Saturday, 28 April 2007 19:42 (sixteen years ago) link

I remember those idyllic days of my youth, waiting for consumer interest in my 50-cent blowjob stand

Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 28 April 2007 19:44 (sixteen years ago) link

I wonder how Lucy would have handled the situation in an alternate-universe Peanuts strip

Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 28 April 2007 19:46 (sixteen years ago) link

if i was really smart i would've been like Lucy in Peanuts and have my own stand disseminating psychiatric advice with complimentary fellatio as the hook to bring in customers. i'd "blow minds"

latebloomer, Saturday, 28 April 2007 19:48 (sixteen years ago) link

hahahaha X-POST

latebloomer, Saturday, 28 April 2007 19:49 (sixteen years ago) link

Bitch was cheap. She would've run me out of business.

Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 28 April 2007 19:49 (sixteen years ago) link

"disseminating"

Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 28 April 2007 19:50 (sixteen years ago) link

this being SC though, she'd be selling fireworks too

latebloomer, Saturday, 28 April 2007 19:51 (sixteen years ago) link

i really do need to take a shower

latebloomer, Saturday, 28 April 2007 19:52 (sixteen years ago) link

lol "chrome dome"

http://www.hq.usace.army.mil/cepa/pubs/jan00/charlie.gif

Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 28 April 2007 19:54 (sixteen years ago) link

oh god don't GIS for Charlie Brown.

Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 28 April 2007 19:54 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.oxact.org/Charlie%20Brown%20cast%20small.JPG

remy bean, Saturday, 28 April 2007 20:38 (sixteen years ago) link

That fat fuck isn't really supposed to be Schroder, is he?

blowjobs are like lemonade here.

-- latebloomer, Saturday, April 28, 2007 2:36 PM (16 minutes ago)


You mean they're like sweet tea, doncha.

Pleasant Plains, Saturday, 28 April 2007 21:35 (sixteen years ago) link

xpost: that's charliebrowncastSMALL.jpg?!?!?!

bernard snowy, Saturday, 28 April 2007 21:36 (sixteen years ago) link

Daniel Johnston as Schroeder obv.

Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 28 April 2007 21:36 (sixteen years ago) link

small as in its the one without pigpen and the black kid.

g®▲Ðұ, Saturday, 28 April 2007 21:55 (sixteen years ago) link

Apparently, altar boy uniform = Snoopy outfit.

There's a furrie jok in there somewhere, but I'm not going to be the one to make it.

Pleasant Plains, Saturday, 28 April 2007 22:35 (sixteen years ago) link

alex in nyc?

JW, Saturday, 28 April 2007 23:35 (sixteen years ago) link

You mean they're like sweet tea, doncha.

-- Pleasant Plains, Saturday, 28 April 2007 21:35 (Yesterday)

AWWW FUCK

sonned in lemonade/sweet tea beef

latebloomer, Sunday, 29 April 2007 02:15 (sixteen years ago) link

just goes to show i'm not a native southerner. when my friend sean (who's lived all his life here) came back from a trip to NYC he was stunned at the lack of sweet tea. it's just something that he was so used to.

latebloomer, Sunday, 29 April 2007 02:19 (sixteen years ago) link

i think to be a true southerner you have to be born with trace of amount of caffeine in your blood

latebloomer, Sunday, 29 April 2007 02:22 (sixteen years ago) link

My wife always talked about how confusing it could get in American restaurants, being asked a thousand questions about one wants their meal prepared. For example, in Australia, they don't really bother asking you what kind of freakin' salad dressing you want.

So you can imagine the blank stare she gave our Waffle House waitress the first time she was asked "sweet'r,unsweet?"

Pleasant Plains, Sunday, 29 April 2007 03:14 (sixteen years ago) link

i have a friend from alabama who was totally baffled that there was no sweet tea to be found in montreal. i told him i had never even heard of this sweet tea and he was like "no, you know, sweet tea! you know!" this was abt 2 yrs ago. there is still no sweet tea.

rrrobyn, Sunday, 29 April 2007 03:15 (sixteen years ago) link

If you find me sleepin' in the shade dear
Will you promise to bring me all your sweetness
All my plans are hangin' in the palms dear
All my thoughts are lost in Pawley's interest
Rock me gently the waves are softly rollin'
Salty breezes blowin' through the screen dear
Pour me some of your old fashioned magic
I can hear you whispering in my ear

Don't try to offer me anything
What it comes right down to baby
Don't tempt me; I'm where I wanna be
Cause on the eighth day, God made sweet tea

Certain things in life I like to savor
Watchin' clouds and waitin' on the rain
If you ever question my behavior
Just a taste will make you feel the same now

Don't try to offer me anything
What it comes right down to baby
Don't tempt me; I'm where I wanna be
Cause on the eighth day, God made sweet tea

We've known each other goin' on thirty years
Seen a lot of joy; we've seen a lot of tears
Still I wouldn't change a single thing that I did
Cause we're here, yea.....

Don't try to offer me anything
What it comes right down to baby
Don't tempt me; I'm where I wanna be
Cause on the eighth day, God made sweet tea

Don't try to offer me anything
What it comes right down to baby
Don't tempt me; I'm where I wanna be
Cause on the eighth day, God made sweet tea

tehresa, Sunday, 29 April 2007 04:31 (sixteen years ago) link

cravin melon omg lmao

latebloomer, Sunday, 29 April 2007 20:16 (sixteen years ago) link

I always thought the only reason for restaurants to serve unsweetened tea was to allow the calorie-conscious among us to add their preferred artificial sweetener, y'know, as a sensitive nod to customer choice. It never occurred to me that anyone would drink un-sweet tea voluntarily.

Laurel, Sunday, 29 April 2007 20:43 (sixteen years ago) link

haha Laurel otm

Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 29 April 2007 20:52 (sixteen years ago) link

So hang on whats the difference between putting yr own sugar into tea (and I dont put much!) and "sweet tea"? Is it like HORRIBLY RLY SWEET?

Trayce, Sunday, 29 April 2007 21:13 (sixteen years ago) link

I think I wd be in sunny's shoes if I ever came to the South :(

Trayce, Sunday, 29 April 2007 21:13 (sixteen years ago) link

Southern "sweet tea" = black tea with lots of sugar. It is often HORRIBLY RLY SWEET. Also it is served chilled/on ice.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweet_tea

Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 29 April 2007 21:21 (sixteen years ago) link

I did not know this!

The oldest known recipe for sweet ice tea was published in 1879 in a community cookbook called Housekeeping in Old Virginia, by Marion Cabell Tyree. This recipe calls for green tea. In fact, most sweet tea consumed during this period was green tea. However, during World War II, the major sources of green tea were cut off from the United States, leaving them with tea almost exclusively from British-controlled India which produces black tea. Americans came out of the war drinking nearly 99 percent black tea.

Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 29 April 2007 21:24 (sixteen years ago) link

OK so, iced tea then thats what I thought. Its just a totally diff thing to normal hot tea!

Trayce, Sunday, 29 April 2007 21:35 (sixteen years ago) link

Im sorry I sound so britisher :(

Trayce, Sunday, 29 April 2007 21:41 (sixteen years ago) link

i really prefer unsweetened iced tea! it annoys me that it is so hard to find this in bottled/canned form. itoen teas are becoming more available, but always $2+. snapple, etc., all undrinkable nastiness.

bell_labs, Sunday, 29 April 2007 21:45 (sixteen years ago) link

Bottled/canned sweet tea is generally an atrocity.

Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 29 April 2007 21:54 (sixteen years ago) link

We have peach iced tea in bottles here, I inhale that stuff. I love it.

Trayce, Sunday, 29 April 2007 21:54 (sixteen years ago) link

xpost awww I suck.

Trayce, Sunday, 29 April 2007 21:55 (sixteen years ago) link

hahaha

Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 29 April 2007 21:57 (sixteen years ago) link

Thats it I'm never coming to visit y'all now!

Trayce, Sunday, 29 April 2007 21:59 (sixteen years ago) link

(cheers from general direction of US)

Trayce, Sunday, 29 April 2007 21:59 (sixteen years ago) link


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