Lil Jon Needs To Fall Under A Truck

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Whenever Mrs. Taylor lets you out of Bio, I guess.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 03:28 (nineteen years ago) link

U Punk Bitches Are Gay If U Dont Like Lil Jon So Fuck Your Little Country Pop Shit Lil Jon Is The Shit And U Fuckers Know It

Natedogg, Friday, 23 April 2004 07:28 (nineteen years ago) link

Fuck All U Little Faggets Who Keep Talkin Shit About Lil Jon Dont Talk Shit Cause Lil Jon Can Flow Better Than Your Little Gay Country Singers

Natedogg (Natedogg), Friday, 23 April 2004 07:32 (nineteen years ago) link

muhfucker you don't know shit if your dumbass can't even figure out lil jon IS country so bite deez nutz and tell your moms i want my socks back you homophobic sonuvabitch.

cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 23 April 2004 07:42 (nineteen years ago) link

gay bitch FUck U And Go Join Yo Mama And Suck A Dick Ight Bitch

Natedogg (Natedogg), Saturday, 24 April 2004 03:05 (nineteen years ago) link

Lil' Jon doesn't flow..he spins records.

PodunkNekka, Saturday, 24 April 2004 22:09 (nineteen years ago) link

"wait wait wait...you like DEATH METAL, right?"

How fucking stupid. There's a lot of great death metal. Lil Jon, however, sucks, from everything I have heard.

Confusing that terrible trash with real rap is a joke.

uh, Saturday, 24 April 2004 23:43 (nineteen years ago) link

all the crunk hataz make my lil' country self wanna cry. *sniff*

Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Sunday, 25 April 2004 01:01 (nineteen years ago) link

yeah!

nick.K (nick.K), Sunday, 25 April 2004 01:13 (nineteen years ago) link

Sucks, sucks, sucks.

This is why people think rap sucks nowadays, because all they get exposed to is crap like Lil Jon, and miss out on the good shit.

Oh well.

Rob D, Sunday, 25 April 2004 01:15 (nineteen years ago) link

believing there's such thing as "real rap" is a joke

Bobby D Gray (bedhead), Sunday, 25 April 2004 18:46 (nineteen years ago) link

Yea, okay, moron.

Perhaps I shouldn't separate rap into "real" and "false", because that's fucking stupid on a "true metal/false metal" level, but if you're insinuating that there is no rap above the bottom of the barrel aesthetics of Lil Jon, then you are by and large a fucking idiot.

uh, Sunday, 25 April 2004 23:13 (nineteen years ago) link

DEATH TO FALSE METAL!

hstencil, Sunday, 25 April 2004 23:15 (nineteen years ago) link

wimps and posers leave the hall!

uh, Sunday, 25 April 2004 23:15 (nineteen years ago) link

four weeks pass...
i still love the title of this thread.

but that lil jon/usher thing is kind of amazing.

amateur!st (amateurist), Monday, 24 May 2004 07:17 (nineteen years ago) link

it does for "yeah" what "land of 1,000 dances" does for "no"

amateur!st (amateurist), Monday, 24 May 2004 07:20 (nineteen years ago) link

four years pass...

James Mitchell, Friday, 28 November 2008 20:43 (fifteen years ago) link

two months pass...

SXSW News »
Lil Jon and Tori Amos to play SXSW

Lil Jon and Tori Amos will play La Zona Rosa on Thursday, March 19 as part of the Universal Republic Records showcase.

Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 12 February 2009 21:04 (fifteen years ago) link

love them both :D

lex pretend, Thursday, 12 February 2009 21:05 (fifteen years ago) link

Duet?

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 12 February 2009 21:06 (fifteen years ago) link

I thought "crunk" was an adjective that implied "crowded, happenin' and hoppin'," as in "we're the type of people who make the club get crunk".

You tell me.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, December 11, 2003 7:58 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

s1ocki, Thursday, 12 February 2009 21:07 (fifteen years ago) link

just replace "and" with "ft."

lex pretend, Thursday, 12 February 2009 21:08 (fifteen years ago) link

Never been down south? I'm Third Coast Born like C-Note. I've been getting paid on these H-Town streets since I could walk. I've rolled with Keke, Pookie, ESG, Flex, everyone. I bought the first UGK tapes out of the trunk of Pimp C's Grand Prix when they did shows at Club Venue in Corsicana. Get your mind correct, you wannabe Athens thug. I've been to Athens. I know how you bitches roll. Come to Acres Home or Cloverland if you think you're hard and you want to learn how the shells burn.

― d k, Wednesday, December 17, 2003 7:06 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

The first time I heard Lil Flip was on an episode of Fastlane. I'm fucking lame. I drove through the Midwest once, when I was a kid. I mostly remember the hotels. I saw the baseball stadium in Chicago, on the way through, just from the highway. I love expensive running shoes. I have more Radiohead CDs than UGK ones. But sometimes I just want to pretend! "Don't rap about what you saw in the Scarface movie, nigga, when you can't even spell Uzi, nigga. We live this."

― d k, Wednesday, December 17, 2003 7:09 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

and what, Thursday, 12 February 2009 21:15 (fifteen years ago) link

it's skeet skeet, not skit skit, right?

― A Nairn (moretap), Saturday, March 20, 2004 12:20 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

and what, Thursday, 12 February 2009 21:17 (fifteen years ago) link

Lil Jon and Tori Amos will play La Zona Rosa on Thursday, March 19 as part of the Universal Republic Records showcase.

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, February 12, 2009 9:04 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark

that crowd will be hilarious

its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 12 February 2009 21:21 (fifteen years ago) link

"good album but too many skeets"

eman, Thursday, 12 February 2009 21:51 (fifteen years ago) link

one year passes...

lil jon would still find a way to survive...

Ballistic, Saturday, 6 March 2010 00:06 (fourteen years ago) link

four years pass...

where are we discussing the "Turn Down for What" video because uhhh wow

frogbs, Monday, 17 March 2014 18:02 (ten years ago) link

whoooooa

Spottie, Monday, 17 March 2014 18:08 (ten years ago) link

yeah it's even crazier than the one for "Pon de Floor" (though quite similar really)

frogbs, Monday, 17 March 2014 18:41 (ten years ago) link

about a week ago I heard "Turn Down For What" in the club and I turned down and left

imago draggin' (The Reverend), Monday, 17 March 2014 19:36 (ten years ago) link

lol

coops all on coops tbh (crüt), Monday, 17 March 2014 19:36 (ten years ago) link

the whiney will not tolerate anyone badmouthing turn down for what

perfect puppy (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 17 March 2014 19:38 (ten years ago) link

If anyone wants to explain the appeal of these country-ass, bellowing morons, please go right ahead.

― Phil Freeman (Phil Freeman), Thursday, December 11, 2003 2:01 PM (10 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'd say "never change" but he didn't

perfect puppy (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 17 March 2014 19:40 (ten years ago) link

is Turn Down For What considered trap? the Harlem Shake kind, not the Lex Luger kind. I think I'd have to experience it in its normal context to properly loathe it.

coops all on coops tbh (crüt), Monday, 17 March 2014 19:42 (ten years ago) link

ummm, just watched the video and that was something

imago draggin' (The Reverend), Monday, 17 March 2014 19:43 (ten years ago) link

lil jon gave us so much joy i'm fine w/ him getting EDM money

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 17 March 2014 19:45 (ten years ago) link

truuu. It's not even that I don't like "Turn Down For What" (it's aight) so much as it's not the vibe I want when I'm out

imago draggin' (The Reverend), Monday, 17 March 2014 20:00 (ten years ago) link

yeah no i'm with you i don't think i would turn up to that song either

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 17 March 2014 20:10 (ten years ago) link

i would

perfect puppy (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 17 March 2014 20:10 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

is anyone in the video really completely comfortable with the vibe either?

j., Thursday, 1 May 2014 06:39 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

very into the "turn down for what" remix

banger

lex pretend, Thursday, 15 May 2014 16:30 (nine years ago) link

it is amazing to me that a metalhead like phil would hate probably the most metal-influenced mainstream rapper of the 21st century

grindie cindy (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 15 May 2014 16:38 (nine years ago) link

Like this samples Slayer and was directly inspired by Suicidal Tendancies' "Institutionalized."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEE5_yfNbFg&feature=kp

grindie cindy (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 15 May 2014 16:40 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

"turn down for what" is probably my song of the year. figures jon would come in and hop on a lame trend (what do we call this, EDM?) and do it better than any of these jokers

k3vin k., Saturday, 31 May 2014 17:39 (nine years ago) link

he's been doing edm guest appearances for years now

macklin' rosie (crüt), Saturday, 31 May 2014 17:43 (nine years ago) link

lil Jon is seriously amazing on turn down for what

write 500 words of song (sleepingbag), Saturday, 31 May 2014 17:48 (nine years ago) link

TD4W is incredible

Spottie, Saturday, 31 May 2014 20:32 (nine years ago) link

five years pass...

no avoid the truck Jon pls

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Saturday, 30 November 2019 23:25 (four years ago) link


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